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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

New auto-block just dropped for me. If you post a direct link to a Twitter post...blocked.

Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Had mid tacos today for lunch. Struggled through 2 before throwing the 3rd one out. And I have to go to a memorial service later. Fuck this Wednesday.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The two soldiers in the background are the same image reversed. Unless they are twins. And oh yeah...fucked up what they did to Deniro's body in the coffin.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tale of Two Dynasty Super-Flex Fantasy Football Seasons: Last Year: Rode Drake Maye, Caleb Williams and Justin Herbert to a championsip. This Year: Caleb is hurt, Herbert sucks and Maye is broken into a million pieces. 0-3 and I'm looking at starting Herbert and Marcus Mariota this week. Ugh...

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In college I was in a wiffle ball league. I did two things. Struck out and hit dingers. We kept stats. Had twice as many in both categories than anyone else. Friends bought me a Dave Kingman jersey to wear during games.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

RIP Angry Anderson. Complicated but ultimately decent man.

Angry Anderson as Ironbar in Mad Max Thunderdome

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let me make the obvious joke that literally everyone will make. But how much is he being paid under the table? (I feel like a hack)

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So the Yanks would play their arch-rivals in a best of 3 game series without Judge. Cool cool cool...

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What chicken-fucker is this prick protecting? Or pig-fucker. Whatever beast is involved in said bestiality. How is this the world we live in now?

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Birds are fast. I was driving home on the LIE tonight and a crow flew up next to my drivers side window. Looked at me and just flew off ahead of me then veered off. I looked down and I was doing 52 mph. What the fuck?

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How did we let the country get into this situation. It's just so embarrassing and ridiculous.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am sure that Trump will admit his mistake and apologize. /sarcasm

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Spent a week at a beach house being drunk and high doing karaoke every night with my friends. Thought I got up once or twice. Being told it was WAY more than that. Some songs: AC/DC - "Big Balls" Slipknot - "Wait and Bleed" (Hed)P/E - "Bartender" Tom Waits - a bunch singing as Tom Waits. Ugh

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Flashing road sign on the Wantagh Parkway. JOLENE JOLENE JOLENE DON'T SPEED And my Grinch heart grew three sizes today...

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Name a horrorfest using only your first name Midsommer Ils Crazies, The (remakel Hereditary Alien Event Horizon Late Phases

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bought two long sleeve Hawaiian shirts and as god as my witness this is my fashion.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

So let me get this straight. 1) Trump has always said that tariffs don't raise prices for American people, yet removing them will lower prices. Hmm... 2) Nice kick in the nuts to American ranchers. 3) Doing this for 90 days. In other words, until the mid-term elections. Is that about right?

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Saw an Apocalypse Super Truck in the wild yesterday on the LIE and friends...this is a new level of ridiculous. Move over Cybertruck! www.apocalypse6x6.com/supertruck

apocalypse6x6.com

Supertruck | Apocalypse 6x6

Meet the Super Truck – 6×6 beast with full custom fabrication, luxury interior, and unmatched off-road dominance. Built to conquer. Designed to intimidate.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

We had an Iran Nuclear Treaty under Obama. Trump 1st term he tears it up...for reasons. Biden isn't able to kickstart another treaty as Iran wanted concessions because it was the US who ended the treaty. Trump 2nd term he invents a war with Iran...for reasons. Is that an accurate timeline?

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Them: Now isn't the time to discuss gun control. Me:

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

For those that remember the Spookperson take-down thread of Roger Stone...this is right up there. And I just looked it up and that was 2017 back on Twitter. Whoa!

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

10 non-horror movies to get to know me After Hours Moonstruck The Princess Bride Bull Durham The Rock Platoon The Warriors Murder By Death The Odyssey Jackie Brown

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My dog is spooned against me so hard in bed right now. Like she wants to be inside me like Luke Skywalker in the tauntaun. Sorry I don't know a better analogy. I can feel her blinking on my back. I don't like this.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Put me in a Hell in Cell match with John Fetterman. I am 59 and have some physical issues. But I would fuck that troll up. Ref would be throwing up the X in minutes. It would wind up on Dark Side of the Ring the shit I would do to that fucker. Maybe some jail time. Would be worth it.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I dunno. Those lunkheads in Jaws caught a Tiger shark way back in the mid-70s off of Amity Island. youtu.be/lHC0J5NRPro?...

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A tiger shark... a what?

YouTube video by rosnor2000

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Trump: we are ending hostilities with Iran because we are very close to a peace agreement. Iran: That's a lie. Trump: Ok...this is a last chance before decapitation. Iran: Ok...weird to use decapitation like that but OK. Now is this THE last chance or just A last chance? Trump: 2 weeks!

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Lol. That orange fuck has never shot a legit 70 in his life. It's called CHEATING, and he has it.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Literally the one good thing they did in the last year or more. And they cancelled it. Nice.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Saw Fauci invoked the 5th. Good for him. Rand Paul and the rest of them aren't looking for any real answers. They are looking to blame and deflect regardless of facts or science. I can only imagine how crazy the other place and Facebook are going today.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ran into a Trump fanboy at 7-11 this morning. License plate of his car was Trump-coded. Entire back was filled with Trump shit. Was wearing a Trump T-shirt and hat. He saw me processing his awful car and said "You like that?" Could tell he was looking for a fight so I just laughed and moved on.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

My dog is farting up a storm. Pray for me and mine.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just looked at Chalamet's IMDB. Only thing I've seen is Interstellar when he was a kid. Well...I have seen him at Knicks games

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Flipping through network TV anf came across a game show called Beat Shazam hosted by Jamie Foxx. It's the worst fucking shit I have ever seen.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What the fuck is this dude going on about? Lindsey Graham was a more fabulous version of Mar-a-Lago in heaven? With a big beautiful ballroom and an arch and male strippers and...ohhhhhhhh. Yeah, makes sense. Good for that dude. Get what you crave in heaven. (He's not in heaven).

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It's funny that Trump is always falling asleep in meetings, but if I have to be honest...I've fallen asleep in more than one conference call where I wasn't on camera. Nice little nappy. Feels good.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I read Emily Wilson's review of Nolan's adaptation, and so many folks are saying she tore it apart. Maybe I read a different review but it seemed to me she liked it for what it was and was glad he made it even though he left a bunch of stuff (understandable and not) out. She seems cool.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Might fuck around and go see The Odyssey again this weekend. Just to piss off the idiots.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Took another ill-advised trip over to the bad place and the discourse about The Odyssey over there is literally the dumbest shit I have ever read. It's a fantasy film, X-folks. Treat it as such.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

LeBron: "I'm going to take my talents to Fishtown and joining the Philadelphia 76ers" The Announcement 2: Fishtown Boogaloo

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Thinking about seeing The Odyssey again this coming weekend. Just to fuck with Elon.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Took an inadvisable trip over to the bad place to look for something and ran into Dave Portnoy being a dick and was writing a response to him about him being a dick and had a moment of clarity and just closed the browser instead.

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We can drive through the city no doubt, but don't say my car's topless...say them titties are out - Nas

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There are 8.3 billion people in the world and 10 billion combinations of ten digit phone numbers. YOU DO THE MATH!!!! (so high I don't even know what my joke is here)

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Need an extended cut of The Odyssey including all the gods represented and squabbling, but they are played by the sheep from The Sheep Detectives with those voice actors. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Hera, Bryan Cranston as Zeus, etc...

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Earl Verdant @earlverdant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Saying an adaptation of a fictional tale from 3000 yrs ago is ahistorical is really funny. The rest of this is even dumber.

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