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earlgaytea.bsky.social

@earlgaytea.bsky.social
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25, Gay, Asexual but Kinky, lover of books. I like my books like I like my men: bound in leather and twice my age. Feel free to send a message, just please be respectful ☺️

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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to do a presentation about Interjections today and I think my somewhat old-fashioned way of speaking is gonna add some flavor to this... no one's used "Nuts!", "Poppycock!", Or "By Jove!" in an age but I think they really get my point across
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wtf was that
PANEL 1: a pigeon sits happily eating a cheese sandwich
PANEL 2: the pigeon is struck by a white bolt of lightning. they are jolted into the air and they have lost their colour. the background is black. massive red text overlaying them says "SUDDENLY LOSE INTEREST IN AND MOTIVATION FOR YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES"
PANEL 3: back to normal colouring. the pigeon sits, looking traumatised, darkened with smoke. the top of their head sizzles a bit. their sandwich has fallen on the floor. they say "wh..."
PANEL 4: the pigeon flops back, crying out "whyyyyy"
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes therapy is wandering through the shelves of the university library and just reading titles of dusty old nonfiction books you'll probably never actually read
A view down the center isle of a university library, showing just hints of the books on the shelves
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I work in a strip mall and right across the lot is a Half Price Books. We open at 8, they open at 10 and it's so funny to me watching people line up outside at 9:45 waiting for them to open. Part of me says "it's not a midnight game release." Anither part fully understands the desire for books.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A book I'm reading for a class is written like a scientist's journal and it keeps using very big, uncommon words to solidify that. I love it. It's been so long since I had a book trip me up on pronunciation or make me pause to consult the dictionary and I'm completely delighted by it.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The geometry of my place of employment is perfectly aligned to let a tiny sliver of light hit my eye. So now I'm kinda blinded.
The sun shining perfectly in a small triangle formed by an awning pillar and the window
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On my continued quest through my TBR list, I'm listening to the audiobook of The Iliad (to be followed by The Odyssey) and you know.. I wish I had someone to put me in a sleepsack or some good, heavy bondage while I listen to this. Any book loving Doms want to make this wish come true?
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In an effort to bolster my spirits and wake up more effectively in the morning, I've been listening to Electro Swing in the car on my way to work and have developed the habit of doing a little shimmy dance in my seat when at stoplights.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I need advice from other #chastity subs. How do you keep motivated to stay locked? I would like to use chastity to drive myself forward on my fitness goals, but after a couple weeks I run out of steam and end up unlocking. Any tips or tricks would be greatly appreciated 😊
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's not a complete drawing, but I made an effort toward drawing the beautiful @deviantprince.bsky.social I simply couldn't get the face right though which is a shame because my reference was very hot 😓 Maybe once I get back into practice I'll try again.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sometimes you just need to hammer out a paper in 2 hours and submit it with no review... Can't say that's good advice for every paper, but when under time duress you gotta grab your ADHD dog by the collar and let it drag you to any finished project.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When given a pencil, infinite post-its, and a largely idle job... sometimes you draw the images you've got saved as "fitness goals" I might do some chastity ones once I'm solo at the desk
Drawing shirts covering musculature is somehow harder than just bare muscles Gave this one horns and no face because... Demons, I guess
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Rice !! (Comms Open!) @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Shout-out to asexual people I don't know if today's a special day or anything just wanted to say that
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Question for my fellow #asexual folks: Have you ever felt the want to have a 🌽⭐️ as your boyfriend? I was thinking about it (while in the grips of a fever) and I really like the idea of having a BF who is this object of lust at work, but at home is wholesome and cuddly. Just some random thoughts 🫠
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Being sick while it's 33°C outside is a special kind of hell.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So, evidently I'm reading based on cover colors? (Fahrenheit 451 60th anniversary edition was also in the same color scheming)
The covers of George Orwell's 1984, Ray Brandbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes, and Angie Thomas' Concrete Rose, all predominantly red covers with white titles and black artwork
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So, I had a gift card for Barnes and Noble. $30. I go, grab myself a copy of Frankenstein (Penguin clothbound classics, they're beautiful). I get to work early since I was gonna go for a walk and wanted to drop off my bag. Talking to my coworker, she's not read Frankenstein. I lend her the book.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Finished Fahrenheit 451 and my review is thus: - Like all good dystopian fiction, it will haunt my every nightmare. - The last "chapter" made very little sense but in a good way? - I feel deeply rattled (again, in a good way) and need to steep and think for a long, long time.
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RootisTabootus @rootistabootus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Celebrate Asexual Pride ~ #Pride #PrideMonth #Asexual #AsexualPride
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Today's quote for a rainy Wednesday: "Where do we begin?... We begin by beginning, I guess." - Guy Montag, Fahrenheit 451 I like this one, it feels like it works even out of context from whence it comes.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Can't get the new Recon to work on my phone so I guess we're going back to a Recon detox. Interested persons can still message me here 🙃
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corn🌽✨ @corndisger.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@knotrowan.bsky.social and i combined our kinky powers and brought you this beautiful gag sequence hehe~ isn't he just so cuuuuute?🥺✨
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Knautty_boy @knautty-boy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Andy 😈
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Addictedtoropes🇧🇷🏳️‍🌈🦋 @addictedtoropes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Inviting the riggers to try this tie in real life. Show me your ropes and what you are made of. If you do, post a pic here to compare! #yaoi #nsfw #bara #bl #malefeet #bondage #gaybdsm #tickling #chastity
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Are you team Oxford English Dictionary or team Merriam-Webster?
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So, I can invent continents and islands just fine for a D&D map... but evidently my skill stops there. This was my attempt at a sea serpent 🤣
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The Knaughty Otter 🦦 @knaughtyotter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me in the woods 🪢 📸 @josephesapa.com #ropebondage
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Was thinking the other day about being #Asexual and how confusing that makes #kink for me. I'm curious to hear if anyone else experiences this? Does your sexuality make enjoyment of your kinks and fetishes complicated and hard to navigate?
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corn🌽✨ @corndisger.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
a pretty purple comm for @earlgaytea.bsky.social ;3 big gags, stressfully hot positions and buzzing sensations - what’s there not to love? ;3
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Today's quote, which felt uniquely pertinent to my interests
Quote from J.R.R. Tolkien - "He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Today's quote from The Fellowship of The Ring, and also apparently from The Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare. Though the Bard used "glisters" not "glitters".
All that glitters is not gold. - J.R.R. Tolkien
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Same, Bilbo... same... From Champter 1 of The Fellowship of The Ring
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"The Game's afoot: Follow your Spirit, and upon this Charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!' " Henry V (Act III, Scene I) By William Shakespeare, of course
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Master Wolfe @masterwolfe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Who raises these ppl who sit in Airport lounges talking loudly on speaker phone with no headphones? We need to re-introduce stocks and public humiliation.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Archetype descriptions are incredibly hot... what's your dynamic? www.buildyourdynamic.com
My Archetype: The Mannequin (Submissive) - Puppet / Rope Bunny : "Bound and blank. Rope holds your body still, someone else switches off your mind."My ideal partner: The Warden (Dominant) - Hunter / Rigger : "You catch them and you tie them up. The pursuit ends in rope and they're not going anywhere."
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Anyone in the Milwaukee or Chicago area willing to help a #submissive guy test the waters and try new things? Or know where to go to look? I'm really tired of Recon, and have no clue where to start looking for events or anything of the sort.
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Armacus @armacus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Mask hides the smirk… not the intent.
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Troy Locke @itstroylocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I let him restrain me. That was my first mistake. w/ @safeandbound.bsky.social👇 Justfor.fans/itstroylocke
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ah yes.. Antonio, "friend" of Sebastian "The gentleness of all gods go with thee! I have many enemies in Orsino's court, Else would I very shortly see thee there. But come what may, I do adore thee so That danger shall seem sport, and I will go." Because risking death for a guy is totally straight.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Brooklyn Citizen November 19,1918
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The Evening Telegram Superior Wisconsin January 10,1917
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE 

EVERETT: CAN YOU READ?

CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR.

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EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU
READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE?

EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN 

CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS.

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EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!!

EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA 

THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…
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corn🌽✨ @corndisger.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
can't stress enough how dependent i am on these and it's not the best thing or a feeling really :') rent is in 5 days and i just remembered that my internet will also be down tomorrow if i don't pay for it later today🫠🤙 repost the comm info, share with friends, i really could use any help <3
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just saw #ironlung by #markiplier and it was a phenomenal movie!! It was unsettling, the pacing was amazing, the score matched the tone perfectly, I want to own this movie on DVD and watch it FOREVER
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Also the excuse of "I can't animate because I don't have the programs needed to be a good animator so I do them with AI" I had nothing as well but tried to do it on flipbooks to train and then got a Nintendo DSi and worked so hard to do things like this! (I❤️Calvin&hobbes) There are no limitations.
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Far too cold outside today.. i need someone to put me in some nice, warm bondage... wrap me in leather and blankets 😊
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SirWillUK @sirwilluk.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Who wants this?
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Karp @karpdeluxe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Messin around with brushes and styles
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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
DO YOUR PART!
Discord Research

In general, how do you feel about Discord integrating AI features? We'd love to hear about your overall thoughts and any concerns you might have.

"If you integrate AI features into Discord, chances are very likely that I will delete my Discord account and never use it again."
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earlgaytea.bsky.social @earlgaytea.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Usually at New Year's I like to reflect on the year passed. Friends came, friends went, college started, my job ended, I've learned, I've grown. There were good times, bad times, middle times, upsides and downsides. Heres to a happy 2026, may the future be bright.
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