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@earballs.bsky.social
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andrew Cuomo looking like Andrew Cuomo.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Wow.!
Bluesky screenshot of Senator Adam Shiffs acount saying “Wow."
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Penut Gallery
Orange and white shark making a grouchy face fruit, snacks inside” is displayed overhead wihth a cutout for its fin.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
But in cookie form
A map of iran in green and brown with tthe brown showing the mountains.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pixelated extreme closeup of lips.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hate that I can’t stop watching this dumb man.
A bespecticled man against a blue backround holding his hand up with “us and isreal attack iran” behind him.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
trump mouth
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
lips ab=nd chin of musk very close
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Noone uses contractions anymore.
Screenshot of google trends comparing the phrase “do not” to the contraction don’t. Do not is trending up and finally ecliplses don’t a few years ago.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Holiday fit.
Scowling pixelated man wearing a leather vest, a grey undershirt, a skull codpeice and leather boots from some old game i dont remeber which
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Bat w Mustache for the holiday.
Bat with mustache
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Painting of weird slime face with its mouth open showing the other side while a number of nude and slighty beastial people cavort past and in the top right conener little demons swirl its fucking amazing.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A ms paint meme i stole it has three panels the first is a stick man holding a pencil above a sheet of paper that ays “nonono, i am an absolute ethics MASTER, check this out…” the second panels shows him writing “whatever THE LAW SAYS and the last panel is him looking quite self satisfied.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Oh boo hoo hooo whose gonna enforce the drug laws now. The DOJ was always an obscenity.
A chart of federal prisoners, 43 percent are drug offenses, around 4 percent are for fraud and bribery.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Hiring a thousand people. Sending them out to buy all the gas station vitamin packs they can find. Having them unpackage hundreds of thousands of vitamin packs. Feeding hundreds of pounds of gas station vitimin packs to dozens of horses. The strongest horses in the world.
The weird mixed packs of vitimins they always have in bodegas.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Crude CGI man in front of film reel. Tom Cruise Hediecker Jr in his CGI version commissioned by Tim Heidecker after his passing.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
VOTE FOR DRINK CUP CREATURE AND YOU GET UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE IN A CYCLE AND. A HALF.
closeup of smiling drink creature
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
HES GONNA SHOVE FETTERMAN IN THE HALL IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM
Smiling anthropomophized fast food drink cup with muppet eyes
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
SENATURE DRINK DOING CONSTITUENT SERVICE BY LETTING HIS CONSTITUENTS SLURP FROM HIS HEAD
Smiling mcdonalds drink thing, a good quality illustration with muppetesqe googly eyes on a rich cobalt blue backround the quality of the art is realyl impressive for a mcdonalds ad
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Welp, no Mamdani, or Cuomo or Silwa. Turns out noone voted for them and they all lost. Loser city.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
GLOPPY
Cheerful chocolate liquid creature eating fudepop while giving a thumbs up sign, the title “GLOPPY” is above his head and he is situated in the multicolored path of a board game.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
19th century problems sometimes call for 19th century solutions.
Very nice quality old photograph of boss tweed.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Soft and smelly vs rough and malauditory. The fascist assails all the senses.
Anti-Trans bigot Graham Linehan not even a terribe picture of him.Digusting fuckface RFK Jr looking deranged.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sometimes dreams are nightmares.
A red gummy bear the size of a turkey being carved like one against a white backdrop.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This guy has one of thoes 1 pound gummy bears for a brain. Disconcerting vibe.
A screenshot of a promenent bluesky user that makes it clear I don’t follow him. He is saying something which isn’t of much note.An incredible picture of a one pound gummy bear, it is red, being held by a mans hands against a white backrop. It is divine.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This guy has more humanity than all the anti-sex crusaders combined.
Photo of man in wifebeater looking over his shaulder in front of a urinal. The man is a photo but he is in a crude cgi environment, has a cgi cowboy hat and is smoking a cgi ciggaret.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The famous picture of sigmund freud with the cigar.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Garbage celebration of a garbage country beloved by garbage people.
American flag burning
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Garland worshipers discovered. Truly lost souls.
Extreme dumbos who say “‘the left did to garland what the right did to faucyi and its wqually evil and unforgivable” and then 5 other extreme dumbos agree with the first dumbo.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Cake with a green guy made of icing and “forg” written on it.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I am all for resistance and defiance but “yeah bring it we will get you at discovery!” is actually a bad thing for the people being sued! If i was a space alien I think it would be easier to sus out how much of our society was driven by lawyers looking for billable hours.
Marisa Kabas says, on this very website:
"Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trump’s DOJ for “assaulting” a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sitting congresswoman”

another user of this website who i have anonymized out of an abudence of cuation say s” Exactly. Looking forward to Discovery.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
St'amer
starmers little mouth
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
i wish i coudl push a button and never have to hear about star wars again.
Scene from the ancient skech comedy show upright citizens brigade with the caption “im just so tired of all these star wars” from the sketch where a guy claimed he was in the film and said that and crudley edited himself into the film to prove it
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
People don’t like to acknowledge what the Ninja Turtles looked like in real life. Not so radical.
andrew cuomo
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
He Put his Lips Together
closeup of porcelain pig on two legs playing a saxaphone
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Blowing his Horn
Angel pig playing some sort of horn
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Call and response
porcine pig playing saxaphone on two legs in a way washed out product photo
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
he is watching
pig playing saxophone, plastic or porclen figure, vaugly wimsical but not too whimsical
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ill Papa!
Possum baby with pope had and vaugly religious staff
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is what you say when your a backround character in a batman rpg.
Bluesky person named hank green with redish hair and glasses ina professional portrait for his avatar says “fraud disgusts me for a lot of reasons but one is that stealing suusally require that you find blah blaH"
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Counties Oba
Chuck shumer with a corona extra pretty zoomed it.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Bad Newspaper.
Goerbles making a dork hand gesture with AG Sulzbergers face crudley pasted on
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
:)
Black and white happy skull, howling with laughter
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Two “skeets” one by the user Hypervisble talks about a study that says wealthy europeans live longer than wealthy americans and one by the user Catbus who posts a picture of what seems to be some sort of poptart combo snack called cruchy poppers that looks terrible.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
back under the bridge with you
happy troll doll with cheerful pink hair
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Because right wing billionaries where paying to generate hostility to education. Literal campaigns, highly funded, of misinformation that go back decades.
Steven crowder, a dark haired main in a blue shirt, is drinking coffee at a little table that says male privilage is a myth change my mind. A very famous meme.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
There's an intense delight in cruelty that comes out of these sex-negative rural communities. This is the guy who ran the Monkey Torture Network. The only joy most of these people have is bullying people they see as below them.
Tubby fellow with a beard and notable teardrop eye tatto standing infront of a conferate and trump flag.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This is the most accurate media representation of the Democratic Party today.
The aliens from plan 9 from outer space, who are just people with shiny suits.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Feel pure like shit, just want him back.
Large fellow with a white had and pericing eyes. William M Tweed.
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Worn by the Rat. @earballs.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Musk nightmare made flesh.
Mathrew Lesko, a middle age white man wearing a blue suit with question marks on it mugging for the camera in a way that hes a tad to old to be doing.
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