According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My beautician is ill and hospitalized. We had an appointment scheduled for Friday. I feel guilty for scheduling with someone else on Saturday. 🤦🏾♀️ The service is necessary and time is of the essence....Otherwise I'd wait it out. I know. First world/black girl problems. I must go to confession. 160
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Wizard of Oz is on television this evening. It is one of my all-time favorite movies. I've seen it SO many times but it never gets old. 130
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: I went to the doctor and - Sister: Which doctor? Me: Who said anything about a witch doctor? Sister: You said oh ee oo ah-ah, ching, chang, watta watta bing bang... 171
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026💡 I finally figured it out: The reason why I can't move forward in life is because I watch reruns. (This theory is courtesy of a hybrid strain called Animal Sorbet) 082
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Caftan season is over tonight. It was such fun being the black Mrs. Roper on my block. 072
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So..... The meteorologist said that it will be 81° and humid tomorrow. My hair already resists styling. Can't wait to see what happens 😜 041
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are good people in the world. I went to the auto parts store and the clerk went above and beyond for me. My lights function and I'm a happy camper. I should write a letter. 2102
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's Tuesday! Show me your tats. Or is it tits? 🤔 382
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Baking brownies tonight just because. They smell great but they're taking forever. I must be craving comfort foods (already). 071
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My mummy is the best. She found 1/2 gallon of apple cider for a good price at the farmers market today and bought me one. It is delicious. I will try to savor it and not consume it too fast.static.klipy.comJ.D. from Scrubs Makes a Funny FaceAlt: J.D. from Scrubs Makes a Funny Face 010
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm hungry. But I have a sleeping cat 😺 on my lap. I might die of hunger because I cannot move. It was nice meeting y'all. 3544
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I buy iced coffee by the case at Costco and I drink it where I please. Who's a bad mamma-jamma now? 0111
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I may or may not be eating Twizzlers for dinner. Follow me for more life tips 🫶🏾 141
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No sighting of black kitty today. My mother is trying to talk me out of trapping the poor thing. (It'll be between us.)🤫 140
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who's up procrastinating going to bed? 🙋🏾♀️ 361
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I'm not mistaken, the Cat Distribution System is in my neighborhood - circling my house and my neighbor's house. Said cat looks to be a kitten, is all black, and so far, terrified of humans. I must help. 👍🏾 080
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yesterday I ran an errand and on my way home I stopped at an orchard. I found out after the fact that my 1/2 peck was fairly priced, although a bit on the high side. Where was I during school when we learned about bushels and pecks? That's right. I was probably square dancing. 🤦🏾♀️ American education. 140
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's dark nail polish season as of tomorrow. I can hardly wait. 092
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🎶 Buy me a drink Sing me a song Take me as I come 'Cause I can't stay long 🎶 030
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I may be alone on this one. But. If you are out to dinner as a twosome, it's rude to start texting someone in the middle of dinner. 😬 061
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am home from work and I have a slight headache. It might be from my headband but it might be from my work day. Either way, I'd better smoke some weed about it. 010
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Scene: a restaurant Elle: (scans menu) No diggity? Waiter: No doubt. 000
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need to go ahead and crochet a small cross body purse. I can't get started because I can't decide what color it should be. 🤔 151
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I haven't ordered anything from Amazon in about a month. I have 11 items in my cart. One would think that the cooling off period would have encouraged me to edit and prioritize, but no. 052
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I recently read an article about how your wardrobe subliminally declares your political party. Apparently Chucks, unique glasses, and fashion borrowed from other cultures makes you a liberal. Who sits around and thinks of this stuff? 160
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Q: Who cut the cheese? A: Me! I'm having sharp white cheddar and Gouda with my crackers tonight. Girls' dinner is served. 😌 041
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Starting my own sourdough. Who's with me?! 😂 142
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Listening to the cicadas as the sun sets and the breeze stills; as if Mother Nature herself is saying good night.static.klipy.comGood Night BearAlt: A cute little animated bear laying under a blanket, on her phone. She quickly drops it in her face, indicating sleep has overtaken. 032
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I will probably always love cartoons. I've been trying to get into new ones - new to me, that is - and I've taken a liking to Adventure Time.static.klipy.comAdventuretime Adventure TimeAlt: Adventure Time 020
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Painting my toe nails, watching The Nightmare Before Christmas on Labor Day because it seems okay. 110
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Waiting for this to kick my bum. So far, nothing. 🤷🏾♀️ 050
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Football season is upon us!static.klipy.comStimpy Ren And StimpyAlt: Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy dancing with joy. 151
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Living my average life is more than alright with me. 1133
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 04/09/202660 days until midterms. It can't come fast enough. The ads are killing me. 🙄 050
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The faucet in my bathroom is aging quickly before my eyes. I might try to DIY this project and I wonder if it is an easy task. 260
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My harvest! From the local produce store... I'm making a caprese salad for the multitudes - my parish cookout is tomorrow. 0513
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is (sadly) my local news. Imho, if you stab someone in the neck you kinda know what the hell is going on. 🤷🏾♀️ Man accused of stabbing Gibsonburg officer in the neck pleads not guilty share.google/RnMqfp4QoIVF...share.googleMan accused of stabbing Gibsonburg officer in the neck pleads not guiltyThe man accused of stabbing a police officer at a Gibsonburg bank will appear in court Friday afternoon. 000
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm in my I don't give a damn that there is glass in the popsicles, I'll eat them anyway because this dumpster fire called America isn't getting better anytime soon Era. 0101
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My neck (fat) My back (fat) My pu$$y & My stomach (fat) There. Updated the rap song to make it more relatable for my fellow Gen Xers. Yw. 040
According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Last night I went dancing with friends and the party theme was 80s & 90s. I was young when the songs were popular so the idea of drinking beer and getting my boogie on to Ice Ice Baby? Younger me would 🤯 020