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@eamcatmom.bsky.social
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Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨 At noon we siesta.

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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My beautician is ill and hospitalized. We had an appointment scheduled for Friday. I feel guilty for scheduling with someone else on Saturday. 🤦🏾‍♀️ The service is necessary and time is of the essence....Otherwise I'd wait it out. I know. First world/black girl problems. I must go to confession.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm a patient person. To a fault. 😔
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Wizard of Oz is on television this evening. It is one of my all-time favorite movies. I've seen it SO many times but it never gets old.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: I went to the doctor and - Sister: Which doctor? Me: Who said anything about a witch doctor? Sister: You said oh ee oo ah-ah, ching, chang, watta watta bing bang...
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💡 I finally figured it out: The reason why I can't move forward in life is because I watch reruns. (This theory is courtesy of a hybrid strain called Animal Sorbet)
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Caftan season is over tonight. It was such fun being the black Mrs. Roper on my block.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So..... The meteorologist said that it will be 81° and humid tomorrow. My hair already resists styling. Can't wait to see what happens 😜
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are good people in the world. I went to the auto parts store and the clerk went above and beyond for me. My lights function and I'm a happy camper. I should write a letter.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Tuesday! Show me your tats. Or is it tits? 🤔
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baking brownies tonight just because. They smell great but they're taking forever. I must be craving comfort foods (already).
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crochet 🧶 and Netflix? Yes, please. 😁
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mummy is the best. She found 1/2 gallon of apple cider for a good price at the farmers market today and bought me one. It is delicious. I will try to savor it and not consume it too fast.
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J.D. from Scrubs Makes a Funny Face
Alt: J.D. from Scrubs Makes a Funny Face
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm hungry. But I have a sleeping cat 😺 on my lap. I might die of hunger because I cannot move. It was nice meeting y'all.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I buy iced coffee by the case at Costco and I drink it where I please. Who's a bad mamma-jamma now?
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I may or may not be eating Twizzlers for dinner. Follow me for more life tips 🫶🏾
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No sighting of black kitty today. My mother is trying to talk me out of trapping the poor thing. (It'll be between us.)🤫
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who's up procrastinating going to bed? 🙋🏾‍♀️
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I'm not mistaken, the Cat Distribution System is in my neighborhood - circling my house and my neighbor's house. Said cat looks to be a kitten, is all black, and so far, terrified of humans. I must help. 👍🏾
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yesterday I ran an errand and on my way home I stopped at an orchard. I found out after the fact that my 1/2 peck was fairly priced, although a bit on the high side. Where was I during school when we learned about bushels and pecks? That's right. I was probably square dancing. 🤦🏾‍♀️ American education.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's dark nail polish season as of tomorrow. I can hardly wait.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who's up getting ready for a good weekend?
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶 Buy me a drink Sing me a song Take me as I come 'Cause I can't stay long 🎶
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I may be alone on this one. But. If you are out to dinner as a twosome, it's rude to start texting someone in the middle of dinner. 😬
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A trip to the bookstore would fix me.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am home from work and I have a slight headache. It might be from my headband but it might be from my work day. Either way, I'd better smoke some weed about it. 🫩
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Scene: a restaurant Elle: (scans menu) No diggity? Waiter: No doubt.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need to go ahead and crochet a small cross body purse. I can't get started because I can't decide what color it should be. 🤔
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't ordered anything from Amazon in about a month. I have 11 items in my cart. One would think that the cooling off period would have encouraged me to edit and prioritize, but no.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Halftime! 🏈
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I recently read an article about how your wardrobe subliminally declares your political party. Apparently Chucks, unique glasses, and fashion borrowed from other cultures makes you a liberal. Who sits around and thinks of this stuff?
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Q: Who cut the cheese? A: Me! I'm having sharp white cheddar and Gouda with my crackers tonight. Girls' dinner is served. 😌
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Starting my own sourdough. Who's with me?! 😂
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Listening to the cicadas as the sun sets and the breeze stills; as if Mother Nature herself is saying good night.
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Good Night Bear
Alt: A cute little animated bear laying under a blanket, on her phone. She quickly drops it in her face, indicating sleep has overtaken.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will probably always love cartoons. I've been trying to get into new ones - new to me, that is - and I've taken a liking to Adventure Time.
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Adventuretime Adventure Time
Alt: Adventure Time
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Painting my toe nails, watching The Nightmare Before Christmas on Labor Day because it seems okay.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Waiting for this to kick my bum. So far, nothing. 🤷🏾‍♀️
A picture of the package of 1/8 of Frozen Cherries. It is a [flower] hybrid infused with THCA and live resin.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Carnitas changed my life
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Football season is upon us!
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Stimpy Ren And Stimpy
Alt: Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy dancing with joy.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Living my average life is more than alright with me.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
60 days until midterms. It can't come fast enough. The ads are killing me. 🙄
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse: courtesy of Nora
A picture of a female calico cat named Nora. She is looking up at the camera.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
survived that dark place back in december of '03 september is suicide awareness month keep going ;
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The faucet in my bathroom is aging quickly before my eyes. I might try to DIY this project and I wonder if it is an easy task.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My harvest! From the local produce store... I'm making a caprese salad for the multitudes - my parish cookout is tomorrow.
A sink full of baby tomatoes floating in water.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
them: “what do you bring to the table?” me:
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is (sadly) my local news. Imho, if you stab someone in the neck you kinda know what the hell is going on. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Man accused of stabbing Gibsonburg officer in the neck pleads not guilty share.google/RnMqfp4QoIVF...
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Man accused of stabbing Gibsonburg officer in the neck pleads not guilty
The man accused of stabbing a police officer at a Gibsonburg bank will appear in court Friday afternoon.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This made me giggle
Cute cartoon with 4 scenes. Woman shares a photo of a lady and her dog to the hairdresser. He gets to work and reveals her hair looks like the dog's hair, not the lady's hair.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm in my I don't give a damn that there is glass in the popsicles, I'll eat them anyway because this dumpster fire called America isn't getting better anytime soon Era.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My neck (fat) My back (fat) My pu$$y & My stomach (fat) There. Updated the rap song to make it more relatable for my fellow Gen Xers. Yw.
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According to Elle @eamcatmom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Last night I went dancing with friends and the party theme was 80s & 90s. I was young when the songs were popular so the idea of drinking beer and getting my boogie on to Ice Ice Baby? Younger me would 🤯
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