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Eaglepatty

@eaglepatty.bsky.social
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We’re in a whole lotta trouble. 💙 keep Drinking. Adopt/Don’t Shop 💙

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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So WTF is he doing to OUR White House this time?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He’ll fit right in
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What happened to my DOGE check?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Unfortunately, if USA wins tonight, the score needs to come with an asterisk (*)
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Big surprise
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Plus they don’t blame us for Trump
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
God, they were fun
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Vance’s eyeliner is on point 😁
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Looks like Pierre all right
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Looks like Trudeau all right
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Really taking this war up the tailpipe aren’t we?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Cruz is a huge ICK
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Proud to say I don’t watch CBS
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This guy has a huge ICK going on
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wouldn’t you love to know who took this picture?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just wait……
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Best part of the show
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I give it 3 months
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Had Enough Yet?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
God Help Us. That’s All
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is all he deserves
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Amazing lady who never once showed her tits
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We always were
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Good chicken huh?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Are they positive it was suicide?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Look at the tits on that one!!
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Or…quick, I think he died
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I can’t vote for her again. Just sayin
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So proud of these guys
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“under oath” means nothing to these people
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can’t handle those eyes
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“Under oath” means nothing to these characters
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Wouldn’t you love to get a look at that pre-nup?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Too bad no one understands what she said🤣
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Taco Tuesday
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mines a-chilling
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Are they playing in the US this year?
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can we please get back to the real subject??
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This creep has a huge ICK factor
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Champagne is a-chilling
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
No way I would have forgotten that call 🤣
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I know who’s first
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Too late Bitch
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mark Kelly for President. Please.
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Operation Epstein
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Kelly for President. Please
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Aww, they missed those yummy burgers
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nope!!!!! #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Eaglepatty @eaglepatty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Great honor for a hooker
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Sue Massa @smassa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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