iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Anyone who actually uses LLMs knows firsthand that we are not on the verge of the singularity, where hyper-genius-level artificial intelligences start redesigning themselves at an exponential rate until humanity is nothing to them but a source of energy. They’re wildly broken guessing machines that regurgitate the internet back in beguiling and convincing tones, and the real and immediate danger is how many individuals become entranced by this often convincing parlor trick.

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i just wanna get and old broken one of these assholes, clear all the gubbins out other than the shell, stick a pi with a powerbank in there, and plug a little monitor and keyboard into it isnt that such a cute idea cyberdecks are very awesome but i have a full pc to play doom i just want write fun

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hes also just part of the runnin crew

just guys bein dudes and also salamanders and dragons

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e6n @e6n.lol · 04/10/2026

@theryusui.bsky.social hehehe youll appreciate this maybe, based on your pfp had this on every set of keys ive had since like, idk, 2002?

oh hewwow

bienvenidos a homestar runner dot keys

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oh presumably disney is doing this to highlight flicks important for doomsday? that makes sense. nice for shang-chi to finally get something to do before they presumably forget him forever. altho DDC is a big deal now thanks to spidey so maybe pet projects can live on with that kind of heat

thunderbolts is so fucking good

and honestly i might rewatch doc strange tomorrow. ooh maybe ill get fucke dup and watch doctor strange.

the only bad part of this is fuckin birdcap. no disrespect to mackie

maybe a little i think he maybe said some dumb shit. but hes a good enough actor but the tv show was pigshit despite the chemistry he and sebastian stan have and sebastian stan has with camera lenses and being alive on earth but holy shit that red hulk movie was so bad that it made me not even give it a pass for dealing with the giant hand sticking out of the ocean

ff is obviously duh good and important but i am excited to see them have personalities finally

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e6n @e6n.lol · 03/10/2026

witness: the uss foxconn's dad and evil gavrilo princip

OH NO! MY SEMPER IS SIC! SOMEONE HANG A MEDICAL PREFESSIONAL AS SACRIFICE, QUICK!

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e6n @e6n.lol · 03/10/2026

similarly b741/phantom island kind of work like a two record cast recording to a broadway show that doesn't exist, you just have to move some tracks around to make it make sense in order thematically. at least you have to put the overture, daily blues, last because look how they end the thing, right

b741
b741
b741
b741
Thanks for flying
We've been your pilots:
Lukey, Joe, Cookie, Amby, Cavs, Stuey
We couldn't tell ya what the local time is, but the weather's fine out
Get on your horse and ride out

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arguably "joe dirt fucked nelson from the simpsons" IS a glow-up from his last idiot aesthetic, good for palm-palm

look at him fly
hes like a bird
- palmer "nelly furtado" luckey

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i am a very embarassing and odd person i think its quite hard but its nice when i feel nice (typically alone lol)

idk man if someone explains this in the comments ill plop it here i am too high and overwhelmed right now to make alt of this i am sorry its meant to be visual, i am monocular myself, i have all the love in the universe for my other differently abled human siblings but part of my differences is not being able to explain my own stuff in words other than the ones i already used and this one is a picture

like i consent to you copypasting this in an email or even really an llm and asking a friend or robot to try their best and then ask me questions f youre confiused or if someone thinks im a nazi (i promise im not those people are the absolute pits and id be meaner if i wasnt high and coping)

sorry

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im kindof on a kick. steam sales are only fun anymore when you like weird indie narratives, basically.

earth must die / going under / not for broadcast / hypnospace outlaw / slay the princess

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i dont see this on bsky and god damnit it needs to be its like me if my hyperfocus was rocks instead of all you assholes here on bsky go follow them and buy rocks im not your dad www.instagram.com/rare_mineral...

@rare_minerals_earth AT SOME POINT WE DECIDED EVERYTHING HAD TO BE USEFUL.Your hobbies need an income. Your walk is policed by a fascist wristwatch. Your dinner has protein targets. Even sleep has a score. Apparently being unconscious wasn't stressful enough. Presumably grief is next. "Congratulations! You've wept for your dead mother for 100 days. Share your streak!" I collect minerals. They sit there being beautiful and contributing nothing to GDP. I'D LIKE THAT OPTION REINSTATED FOR THE REST OF US

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e6n @e6n.lol · 30/09/2026

aw fuck god damnit i just let nostalgia algo take the music wheel and now im here stuck in cheesy heaven like broden from @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

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e6n @e6n.lol · 30/09/2026

i think we should fit him for an aristocrat's necktie

the oligarch's necktie, the billionaire's necktie, whatever

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e6n @e6n.lol · 29/09/2026

dear grok please just do this but for real thank you love you big papa< your best friend >big "easy" "easy-e" e Fuck shit rong playform fuck why am i still typing how have i not just clicked cancel

oh my god and now im doing in in the alt texr oh no what has overcome me, elonor mosk

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e6n @e6n.lol · 28/09/2026

man zach braff lookin like bob barker. garden state 2 gonna be set in a retirement palace. maybe scrubs 2 is just Golden Boys

old man zach braff meets younger old men rhett and link. also the guy from clueless remains there.

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that said if they can at least keep kinberg on as story for all of them maybe it will at least have A throughline rather than letting fuckin JJ just scat and riff or whatever kinberg has never written anything GOOD but he makes swings, sure, maybe a director/producer can carve them into OK

a procession of absolute hogshit

Year Title Writer Producer Director Notes
2005 XXX: State of the Union Yes No Lee Tamahori
Mr. & Mrs. Smith Yes No Doug Liman Role: Investment Banker #1
2006 X-Men: The Last Stand Yes No Brett Ratner
2008 Jumper Yes Yes Doug Liman
2009 Sherlock Holmes Yes No Guy Ritchie
2011 X-Men: First Class No Yes Matthew Vaughn
2012 This Means War Yes Yes McG
2013 Elysium No Yes Neill Blomkamp
2014 X-Men: Days of Future Past Yes Yes Bryan Singer
Let's Be Cops No Yes Luke Greenfield
2015 Fantastic Four Yes Yes Josh Trank
Cinderella No Yes Kenneth Branagh
Chappie No Yes Neill Blomkamp
The Martian No Yes Ridley Scott
2016 Deadpool No Yes Tim Miller
X-Men: Apocalypse Yes Yes Bryan Singer
2017 Logan No Yes James Mangold
Murder on the Orient Express No Yes Kenneth Branagh
2018 Deadpool 2 No Yes David Leitch
2019 Dark Phoenix Yes Yes Himself Directorial debut
2020 The New Mutants No Yes Josh Boone
2022 The 355 Yes Yes Himself
2023 A Haunting in Venice No Yes Kenneth Branagh
2024 Lift No Yes F. Gary Gray
2025 The Running Man No Yes Edgar Wright
2027 Here Comes the Flood Yes Yes Fernando Meirelles

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but i did see and hear them earlier this year, see?

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hyew woode nautt bhee leevfe whaire aighm phfrumm

Meet me glassy eyed, blind, and divine
Holding down the fort on the coastline
The castle is a pimple
On the face of our orb
A humble spot for clues to drop
If you eavesdrop

I see through the bricks to the sea
Crumbling castle
Water's rising up, thick and green
Crumbling castle
Inching closer each century
Crumbling castle
Are we safe in our citadel?
Look upon our condition
Crumbling castle
You would not believe where I'm from
Crumbling castle

We wait for the death
That does not come
Crumbling castle
Dug all the holes in God's Acre
Crumbling castle
We have even said our last rites
Crumbling castle
Are we safe in our holding cell?
Look upon our condition
Crumbling castle
We head to our extinction
Crumbling castle

The sounds of the constant lightning
Would be enough to block out the
Thought of the end of the world
If it weren't for our tinnitus
From the bomb

In the wind I sway back and forth
I'm brittle as an aged human being
There my walls are safe
From wild weather
The filth forms into great nastiness
Polygondwanaland

I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle

I don't want to fall into dust
I don't want nothing but to live on
The ache inside my keep spurs me on
I don't want to be invisible
Polygondwanaland

I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle

On this very day in one thousand
Years the earth will be relative
To the sun and the moon
And a new world will be created
I know because it is written here

I see through the bricks to the sea
Crumbling castle
Inching closer each century
Crumbling castle
Water's rising up, thick and green
Crumbling castle
Are we safe in our citadel?

Look upon our condition
Crumbling castle
You would not believe where I'm from
Crumbling castle

I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle
I don't want to be a crumbling, crumbling, crumbling castle

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e6n @e6n.lol · 26/09/2026

anyways i gotta go back to playing avatar adios i got this far this my savegame

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im just gonna start collecting #goodzachs i think

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e6n @e6n.lol · 26/09/2026

@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social was gonna post a link (dad called last night and asked if i wanted to go to the guitar store sales that we wont buy anything at because he just wants to be a middle aged man looking at things he likes) when i was like "oh, i think that's the band my friend produces for"

my friend jay produced health's last two albums! see, mark? i'm cool too. it's cool to know me. you're allowed.

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e6n @e6n.lol · 25/09/2026

"would you like to share with the three worst platforms on planet earth?" an absolute fucking joke of an industry

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e6n @e6n.lol · 25/09/2026

"oof, that meal is not sitting right. i hope i don't

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e6n @e6n.lol · 22/09/2026

if i had money he'd get some of it, that's for sure. unfortunately i grew up broke with a parent disabled from chronic illness who went back to school when i was in jr high @fdsignifier.bsky.social really is like no other for me

How embarrassing of me. This is why I'm doing multiple stream. This is why if

you ever wonder why I got like four channels and your favorite white video

essay is just got a new video every couple of months.

It's cuz I don't have as big a white audience as y'all think.

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e6n @e6n.lol · 22/09/2026

excuse me gizmodo.com/were-obsesse...

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e6n @e6n.lol · 20/09/2026

there we go also yeah get more tattoos nerd lol 🖤✊🏽

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e6n @e6n.lol · 20/09/2026

fkn amazing. also not at all surprising that my best bud is also into this shit because of course he is. ironically i do have the same birthday as marshall mathers so maybe it's some sort of moon-curse

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e6n @e6n.lol · 20/09/2026

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait john MAYER did a gshock? @michaelburns.bsky.social you absolute sweetheart dorkass deadhead goober that said i am picking this up today so like i am not one to judge. i bought the same fkn watch brand, mine just looks like it fell off a sneaky purple robot.

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e6n @e6n.lol · 19/09/2026

like this or whatever @poinko.bsky.social thoughts?

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e6n @e6n.lol · 19/09/2026

people forget the tail is the real pokemon and not the blue thing mimikyu just cant make blue decoy punching bags yet honestly, turn mimikyu blue or turn all the other ones pale yellow and you don't even really need to do anything else. i would be shocked if this isnt already fanon

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live your truth, jo-jo

Jordan Morris stands looking slightly to the side with an expressive, flattered look, placing both hands flat against his chest. He still has curly brown hair, still has a full beard with gray patches, and is still wearing a blue patterned button-down shirt with rolled-up sleeves in front of a wooden panel and stone wall. Subtitles at the bottom read: "I like being considered a pretty little boyfriend."

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yo not to put you on blast @kotaku.com but like, how many *decades* of video games have we had now? you might as well just say "ever"

Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick has spent many, many years answering questions about Grand Theft Auto 6, which is likely to be one of the biggest video game releases in decades when it arrives in November. So when a question came up during a short meeting that seemed to reference GTA 6’s many delays, it wasn’t surprising that he took extra time to “quibble” with the question in a way that seemed almost grumpy and a bit defensive.

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@michaelburns.bsky.social hey burns you want a hat? I'll send ya a hat if you want

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look how cute my library card is

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it's almost like there's a carceral cycle of poverty that is required by capitalism or something how the fuck do the real smart people, unlike me an autodidactic asshole, not jump off every cliff seeing how fucking stupid institutions are? we know this. it's the point. fucking hell.

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