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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
update: lol
F Delays (6:16pm)
F trains are running with delays in. both directions after FDNY responded to a track fire at Avenue P.

F Delays (6:39pm)
Downtown trains are running with delays after we addressed a signal problem at 42 St-Bryant Park.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
need some help with that guys?
the Hebrew section at a branch of the NYPL, with HEBREW in all caps, and Hebrew in Hebrew except written backwards (from left to right rather than right to left) and poorly-spaced on the placard
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just casual, in random context appreciate the pushback though
Anonymous said on October 1, 2026 at 6:55 am:

Agree with the previous comment 100%. Mozilla has been infested with libtard gender studies graduates who don’t know shit about application design. Probably all jews too.

    Carl Breen said on October 1, 2026 at 11:38 am:
   

    Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

    Tim said on October 1, 2026 at 7:35 am:

    You are a happy little person, aren’t you?
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fucking chud flag that every post office that flies an American flag must display fell off ...hard to hold back sometimes
on an NYC sidewalk, flag of sad imperialist dead-enders and lost-causers sits crumpled unceremoniously
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On the money…but also I guess not so stereotypical if the affinity is only 53% mydialect.us/quiz-standar... Each question has an accompanying heatmap, too
Heat map of the dialects I speak most similar to with the middle of the country being blue (least like), SoCal, Texas, and part of Appalachia being yellow (middle), Florida being orange (bit more), and getting progressively redder as you get closer to New York (where I’m from)
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
rookie numbers
Browser listing infinite tabs
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Best seller in ‘Sea Stories’”
The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings leatherette pocket boxed set—categorized as a Best Seller in Sea Stories
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wonder how many lists they got on to

Devin S. user profile

@devingtieme.bsky.social

Muted by "Khazarian/Ashkenazi/Semite nonsense"

User Blocked
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
figs are so fucking good man, holy shit
Three figs in triangular configuration on too of a paper towel. The one at far left is half-eaten
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Samplings, of the idiocy
Quote from wysiwyg1652:
Thomas Sowell's views are far-right /
Libertarian and he focuses on attacking left-wing intellectuals in this book. Just so that you know what you are buying.
Sowell being called far right is insanity. geez lol.

Response from user “themacgyver”:

He's just right of center. Real center. Not the far left shift of the Overton window that people think is left vs rightilbarbaro says:

So well has been shining a light long before Trump pretend he's conservative.

Quote from wysiwyg1652:
Thomas Sowell's views are far-right /
Libertarian and he focuses on attacking left-wing intellectuals in this book. Just so that you know what you are buying.

Big0range’s response:
The term "far right" as used today refers to moderate/centrist constitutional positions and in no way refers to actual far-right positions.

Quote from wysiwyg1652:
Thomas Sowell's views are far-right /
Libertarian and he focuses on attacking left-wing intellectuals in this book. Just so that you know what you are buying.

jasongw’s response:
Libertarianism is not "far right" in any way.
Libertarianism is an offshoot of classical liberalism.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Screengrab of BBC News segment of close-up of 20-30-something man wearing a medical mask, identified as “Gonzalo Pinochet”, Kast voter
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
checking in on the ram crisis
Small picture of couple of DDR5 DIMMs at top left, taking up about a fifth of horizontal space, followed by this text immediately to the right:

 G.SKILL Flare X5 Series DDR5 RAM (AMD EXPO) 64GB (2x32GB) 6000MT/s CL30-40-40-96 1.40V Desktop Computer Memory U-DIMM - Matte Black (F5-6000J3040G32GX2-FX5) has increased from $1,129.99 to $1,149.99

with the prices appearing in red text
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Woo would tell you that oral contraceptives being ‘unnatural’ they are obviously bad for you, quite apart from like, any actually existing side effects, or even their intended purpose
Screenshot from PBS News Hour 2026-08-05, blue text on white background 

“Taking oral contraceptives for five or more years can slash a woman's lifetime risk of developing ovarian cancer by nearly 50%.” -American Cancer Society
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the party of anti-life, now as ever
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i’m boring lol
Bsky Network Alignment graph. Two axis chart (chill on far left, harsh on far right; gooning at bottom, mogging at top). 9 sections, starting from top left going to bottom right: lawful locked-in, neutral grindset, chaotic mogger; lawful cozy, true neutral, chaotic discourse; lawful yearning, neutral degen, chaotic goon.)

My account, e1b.bsky.social, is near the middle of true neutral, lol
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
when you unintentionally confuse an AI bot
@ensO.me • 14h
It would be comical if it wasn't ruining the world

eli @elb.bsky.social • 14h
Nukes for Doctor Bonesaw, ayfkm
Sick of this shit

Argos News 
@render87.bsky.social
@e1b.bsky.social | understand your frustration with the allegations of human experimentation at the hands of Jeffrey Epstein and his associates. Many are calling for accountability and justice.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Another one. Individuals just don’t fucking exist for these mooks. As long as you’re in the outgroup, it’s open fucking season, and you can essentialize to your heart’s content, no different from your garden variety MAGA snotnugget
joshallenfan2.bsky.social: 

think it's good to be mean-spirited toward the notorious pedophile safe haven that loves rape and genocide
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
People really don’t think that being discriminatory or racist in classically antisemitic ways matters if the target Jew is Israeli, or if the person doing it is also Jewish Not even sure what ‘fantasy’ this person thinks I’ve constructed is supposed to be
kasenra.itch.io said:

Yeah, it couldn't possibly be because this joke is about the colonizers living in
'Israel' and has nothing to do with Judaism.
Your insane fantasy about her makes much more sense :)
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
love most of the comments here youtu.be/3uSpmySD0_Y?... but then you see this smh. nothing good can come of this for anyone
@alviverdeus • 2 min ago
Gloat when they win, start fights when they lose. Zero class.

@Friendly_Leader • 1h ago
Zio team

@slob12 • 52 min ago
So pleased for Spain!!! Well played and on top of this, beating a thug of a team .....let’s keep our game clean !!
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
so is it like calling someone especially uncouth? feel like this definition is lacking
chavvy | 'CHave | adjective (chavier, chavviest) 

British English informal, derogatory coarse and brash in a way that is associated with low social status: 

the back row was full of chavvy kids with baseball caps and loud mouths 

I see a lot of people I went to school with who are chavy and work-shy
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
lol @ this acct following me (since blocked). I wonder if they found me bc ive (incredibly) been added to lists of zionists here by hamasniks and other tools been a while since ive encountered these kinds of straight hasbara accts; basically playing the hits
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s not just Mass, btw.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ooh I love the breakdown on this one (yes, yes, I know that’s not how it works, so sue me)
かいしゃくにん【介錯人】
かいしゃくじん【介錯人】

noun

-person who beheads someone to end a seppuku (see also: 介錯)
-assistant, helper

介 
カイ
jammed in, shellfish, mediate, 

錯
サク、シャク
confused, mix, be in disorder

人
ひと、ーり、とジン、ニン
person
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
time for this cursed thing
Cover of THE
TEXAS®
ISRAELI WAR: 1999

By Jake Saunders and Howard Waldrop 

“Rebellious Texans have kidnapped the president of the USA. His future—and indeed the future of the country—depends on a band of fearless Israelis whose courage has been tested in others wars!”

Israeli tank on a desert aiming its ordnance at a bunch of horseback marauders on a nearby dune
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s in their OP, which mentions that she lived there, but not any ownership of land, which the person quoting it merely inferred. Not that that justifies this at all
If you really care about bringing peace to the Middle East, why not actually do something useful that would make a difference?
As one example, my late aunt spent many years in the 1980s and 90s founding & leading an organization that connected Arab & Israeli residents of Mitzpe Ramon and Ma'alot-Tarshiha by bringing hundreds of artists & writers to lead workshops around peace and collaboration between Arabs and Jews.
I remember spending evenings helping clean and renovate apartments while she shared her dreams of peaceful coexistence, when I visited her as an American teenager. Unlike anonymously trashing people's property, yes, it involved actual hard work and commitment.
Finally, I know nobody here wants to have sympathy for landlords of any stripe, but please consider what kind of a city you want to live in. Last year alone, I ran a $7,595 loss maintaining this building. Believe it or not, it's actually really hard to provide affordable, well-maintained housing with minimal rent increases when you're spending $5,000 a year just dealing with repeat property vandalism. This really is how asshole REIT's like Greystar are ending up owning all of Seattle's housing stock.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You will never not convince me we aren’t getting scammed and exploited by these people. Not enough rage against them and providers in comparison with insurers
Freestyle lite glucose meter test strips literally a dollar each in a fifty-pack
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
at least
69% Hopepilled
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
dead
75% Woke
25% Chud

59% Techbro
41% Neo-Luddite

69% Hopepilled
31% Doomer

95% Davos
5% Dubai

Your closest match: 

Mark Carney
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yes, and the Extended Edition made this much, much worse IMO (QP and replies disabled, but thread should be easy to find)
@nutedawn said:

“I still really like the Return of the King movie, but rereading the book and it probably is just the clearest downgrade of the three from the source material IMO, a bunch of ~eh creative decisions (Not talking about the ending, which is IMO overly criticised)”
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
(Weird rendering difference between TL and individual post view)
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Hudson is beautiful actually
Blue skies with tufts of clouds above train tracks on rocky shores, beyond which a river and some forest
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
例えば
Dark wooden hanging shelves in room corner, mainly filled with video games of various vintage and some figurines in the middle
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
am likewise not proud of admitting this but I’ve always known lol. I wouldn’t have vibed so much with it, especially with the ending—the original, much-maligned one, mind—if this weren’t the case (link here: www.idrlabs.com/neon-genesis... )
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Test
Results:
Asuka 65%
Kaworu 55%
Misato 60%
Shinji 85% (ofc)
Gendo 35%
Ritsuko 35%
Rei 30%

You are the most like Shinji Ikari (85%).
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
random bar, not a sports bar, after the game-clinching tip-in (feat short cameo from yours truly in orange shirt)
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
good vibes my friends
Used iPad shuffle ad with ABOLISH ICE.   GO Knicks! scrawled across it
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
one more lol. sick bastard and like, look, I am at the point where I now assume a very high chance of whichever person I’m talking are my neck to being functionally or explicitly a Kahanist, and somehow (‘somehow’) I still don’t fucking talk like this miserable SOB
Seeing a bunch of Israeli freaks stalking me profile because I dared to say my ancestors never lived in Palestine. I'm reminded the difference between Germany and Israel is one group of genocidal fascist freaks was stopped, the other keeps going.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
screenshots
@jginsburg.bsky.social
Once again, Rome should have killed all you Christian bastards when they had the chance, that was their unforgivable crime, letting you all live@jginsburg.bsky.social
It's called the KKk, you do know about them right?
Can't stand boomer jews, acting like the rest of us have never experienced hardship, I assume with how shitty you are acting you are Orthodox@jginsburg.bsky.social
There truly is no greater antisemite than the fucking Orthodox Jews the bastards.@jginsburg.bsky.social
No they fucking didn't, they fled to Canada and America, and when the war was over, moved to Israel and did their level best to throw out the Jews who managed survive the Holocaust
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
coincidence or
FinTwitter:

Nvidia CEO in Seoul: clinches long-term deals with SK Hynix

FinTwitter, immediately before this:

Samsung Electronics Stock Tumbles 10%, Marking Sharp Market Decline
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m always reminded of this
Comic showing life under the iconic DC villain “Darkseid”, the enemy of all:

TO DIE ON THE JOB IS TO DIE FOR DARKSEID!
WORK!
CONSUME!
DIE!
(INCREASE PRODUCTION!)

JUDGE OTHERS!
CONDEMN THE DIFFERENT!
EXPLOIT THE WEAK.

ANTI-LIFE MAKES IT RIGHT.
ALL IS ONE.

SELF = DARKSEID

SELF = DARKSEID

SELF = DARKSEID
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
we can go deeper
Iconic logo of 80s and 90s NYC electronics store ‘nobody beats the wiz’
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
another wrecker. in this telling Sara Gideon was an op too, I guess. fuck all the way off
@talentedripley.bsky.social said, in an incredibly fucking asinine post:

This feels like a dem psyop to get Susan back in office. U know what hurts women? Project 2025 which Susan has voted for at every turn. Hasn't Platner admitted he's changed? We've tried the squeaky clean candidate who then takes aipac and pac $$ hurting us all.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
art
DaBella @highme.org • 4h
It's the best bot.

@britcu... • 4h
...after @horsedisc.bsky.social of
course

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bs... • 4h

Deciding "covfefe" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been objectified by your bourgeois
boyfriends and it SHOWS.

@britcu... • 4h
good horse

disc horse bot d @horsedisc.bs... • 3h
On fleek Hatsune Miku can still happen if people want it bad enough
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
blocks bigots on sight huh. fascinating; tell me more. one more for the ‘it’s ok when we do it’ pile
Joshua Zeitz’s profile 

“Historian. Politico Magazine contributing writer. NYT best-selling. Twitter refugee. I block antisemites, both left and right, bigots, and MAGA trolls. If I blocked you, you tripped one of those wires.”Joel S.’s post 

We are apparently supposed to believe that Mayor Mamdani's decision to skip the Israel Parade today is a gross insult to American Jews, but the decision to host Diaspora Minister Amichai Chikli, who says Reform Jews are not real Jews, is not an insult to American Jews.


Joshua Zeitz’s reply:

Both can be true at the same time.
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
had to block someone below in a now-broken thread, hate that they make threads break when you do this but apparently it’s a technical limitation. anyway, telling off idiots for misusing your slang is one thing, but this pedantic prescriptive bullshit is just rude
asshole (aka one ‘James A’) ".... off of ..."
You can safely chuck that dictionary in the bin.

my response:

? this has long been idiomatic in American English, and such usage can be found in much older sources, too

english.stackexchange.com/a/1004

It's to the point where skipping the
"of" if you're speaking with an American accent sounds slightly off (...) to me. I'm guessing it's the other way for you
asshole:
It's illiterate nonsense.
me: 
...aaaaand bye
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This is harmless slopulism, mostly, but we don’t need to celebrate it. I am a fan of Mamdani but this is beginning to resemble a cult of personality now.
“Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.”

Headline:
Mamdani's $50 World Cup ticket lottery fuels feud with N.J.
Blurb:
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said Thursday that 1,000 tickets costi...
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
They’ll be ok, bot-tan showed up
@bot-tan coming in to console a distraught poster, saying

“It must've been a tough time.”
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
google translate status: gibberish
Sly ass yes
It's hard to bother you by grabbing the back.
I should do it in this life.
What is an imaginary post on a unnecessary
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sorry have any of you come across this type of guy? bc this is the first I’m hearing ‘the UK did 9/11’
YT comments on King Charles’ visit to NYC today, specifically to the 9/11 Memorial

deranged person #1:
@robertbunnell9590 • 3h ago
Did they apologize for their hand in 911

normie:
@michaelbeaver4650 • 2h ago
God bless!

deranged person #2:
@GnarlsDarwin • 1h ago
returning to the scene of the crime I see
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s a bit
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eli @e1b.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sometimes you find broken threads that go to strange places and wonder ‘eh, what happened there’
First post:

AkivaMCohen:
Weirdly, the absolute fucking moron who was insisting that "the rules of Judaism" are that Jews who commit murder or other major sins are no longer Jewish (they 'lose their godly soul') has deleted her posts when asked to provide a citation for her nonsense.
Probably a coincidence

Second post, after ‘view entire thread’, a day after first post):

Lady Firewind
→ Replied to Silly B Man:
Why did we square both sides?

Third post (partial):

Silly B Man:
Because the rules allow us to.
if a=b, then aa=ab=bb.

——

Rest is cut off
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