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Maybe: Vickie Paladino

@e-n-z-o.bsky.social
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Call me a jewish-style artichoke in Rome the way I’m fried

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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m kind of addicted to going to specialty grocery stores
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good read
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It’s so cold outside i just saw a stockbroker spooning with Zohran Mamdani on my way to work
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to operate a highly obscure world music radio station on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Seeking volunteers to help me research and fill a Google Sheet that tracks the ~300 city agencies and bodies that Zohran can appoint to, and whether the appointees are new, retained, or old. If this is you, hit me up!
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Olivia Newton-John was truly one of a kind. Rarely is a singer as earnestly sweet as cane sugar
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Does anyone else feel like the vibes are like catastrophically bad out there. People constantly screaming at each other on the train, in the pharmacy, everywhere
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
What the fuck are we gonna do about ICE
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Mamdanitas it’s time to take those AirPods out, put that merch on, and #AlwaysBeCanvassing
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The framers if they misused AAVE: We the chile
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Can we start a #gayguytrend zohranfornyc.com/ivoted
Selfie of me inside a “I voted for Zohran” frame
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
10 minutes until the first day of early voting starts in Astoria and there’s already a bit of a line
Voters wait at a poll site
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
As a believer in stove theory I think the shutdown should continue for as long as republicans fail to capitulate
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What the release of Subway Builder, an abandoned subway station tour, the opera, and a Tunisian DJ set in one day does to a man
A selfie where I look ragged. I am wearing a tank top, a baseball hat, and a chain
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle
Screenshot of Subway Builder gameplay with a windy portion of track preceding a station named “Wanamaker Pl”
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍‍♂️
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City
Selfie with one arm sleeve rolled up. Bandaid is visible.
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Eric Thor @ericthor.com · 23/09/2025
An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Fit check
Selfie of me on the sidewalk, NYRA hat, MTA graphic tee, tote bag, straight leg jeans, cruddy shoes, wired headphones
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture
Me in my NYRA hat on the sidewalk
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Won four figure settlement from bakery that had me work three illegal ‘trial’ shifts in 2020 after baiting and switching me with a job offer
Illustration of a dinosaur using sith powers to electrocute another dinosaur
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Wanted to post a thirst trap here but oomf told me engagement is at an all time low
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Sorry I was gone did I miss anything
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
We need to abolish the phrase “just a friendly reminder”. It has never in history been friendly
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Feels so good to tell an algorithm “less of this please” to content that lights up your brain like a Christmas tree
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
How is Sufjan Stevens 50
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Scowly selfie with text overlay that reads “Am I giving parasol trade”
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hi are you aware of literally any office job (can be public facing) in NYC? If so can you pls reply so we can get in touch? Thank you!
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The Astoria experience is a group of strangers waiting for the walk light going “Eugh” as a Cybertruck passes
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Get your ass down to Mount Sinai ER there is literally one person in the waiting room
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Is anyone compiling a list of every single Trump appointment so they can be swiftly removed as soon as possible
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Maybe putting Twelver in quotes is the funniest part of this entire screed
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The way the Apple Music album notes for M.I.A.’s album ‘Kala’ is the wokest thing I’ve read in months (complementary) music.apple.com/us/album/kal...
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Kala by M.I.A. on Apple Music
Album · 2007 · 18 Songs
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
They’re calling it the best Beach House song of all time music.apple.com/us/album/gil... / open.spotify.com/track/4xhVdj...
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Gila by Beach House on Apple Music
Song · 2008 · Duration 4:46
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Alive n kicking
Selfie of me wearing a black five panel hat backwards, AirPods in, with a white tank top on. I have a mustache and some chest hair. Behind me is an intersection and crosswalk.
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hombre by M.I.A. … it can really make you think
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James Gitto @stopitjames.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Over 1000 cyclists are killed and 130k injured a year. Can anyone tell me the number of pedestrians killed by cyclists on an annual basis? 7,000 pedestrians are dying annually from cars tho and “our bike lanes” actually make ALL road users safer.
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It’s clear Zohran must end Tisch’s war on cyclists, but would that effort be better spent on replacing her with someone who wouldn’t wage it in the first place?
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Maybe: Vickie Paladino @e-n-z-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
World’s most homesick Californian award
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