Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Whoops ordered my sandwich on a giant hero instead of a small roll 🤷🏻♂️ 060
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hot guy doing happy baby pose at the gym knows what he’s doing right? 090
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Was cranky but started lifting weights to late 2000s/early 2010s music and I am gOoOoOod 040
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Someone mentioned something “so old from 1988” earlier today and I was just like 😶 010
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Need something fixed in my apartment so I asked the super for a timeframe and he said “later on or very early” gee thanks so I guess I’ll just wait around all day 020
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was getting bored on the treadmill, but this hot guy in short shorts started doing pull ups in front of me and his shirt was lifting up so I’m good now 1230
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My mom started telling me something she heard about the younger generation and was like “well I guess you’re not younger anymore…” ok drag me 0111
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn’t get the hype around Pokopia at first, but now I’m obsessed 😵💫 010
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every October, I binge watch a horror franchise and this year’s winner isss… Friday the 13th! 1100
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The rumors are true I’m making a pickled red onion martini and Annie Murphy’s tzatziki-pickle-hotdog mac and cheese 070
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Coworker asked me what type of books I like to read and I said “gay” 1140
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been in a funk but I’m really hoping some red wine, lasagna, and the VMAs will cure me 0101
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Heeey hiii if you’re gonna jut out in front of someone on the sidewalk make sure you’re walking just as fast or faster than them k thanks bye 050
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do I hold onto every last second of summer? Yes. Do I also rush to get a hot maple spice latte on the first full day of fall? Also yes. 0100
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Note to self: walk along the west side highway more often lots of hot guys running 060
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tell me why Ticketmaster is selling one concert ticket for $64, but two at $44.50 each. Whyyy do I have to pay more if I’m going solo? They’re both general admission standing room 🙄 040
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I lip sync the series of “yes” and “baby” in the correct order in “yes baby” by Madison Beer 060
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Almost a month into being 3* and I’m really feeling like a new human in a really good way 081
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just went out of my way to kill a spotted lanternfly — we’re still doing that right? 170
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026God works in mysterious ways — I wanted ice cream and there was a McDonald’s next to my hookup’s apartment so I got a McFlurry ✨ 1130
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Need to see someone do the Kelly Rowland Commander dance trend but on a treadmill 020
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Vacation’s over and I have another one planned for December but it’s not until enough I NEED MORE 190
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already ate *** this morning so technically this is my second breakfast 1370
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Omg this hot daddy bartender keeps topping me off with rosé and I want to have his babiezzzzz 0240
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026At the beach and next to a man with the most perfect ass how’s your day going? 0160
Eric @e-glo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trying to survive without a PopSocket on my phone is such a millennial struggle 051
