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log lady

@dystopialloon.bsky.social
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Attempted poet, Muscogee/white, she/they. Come on, then. My log does not judge.

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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 23h
“You’re a vampire, Michael. My own brother a goddamn, shit sucking vampire. You wait ‘till Mom finds out, BUDDY.”
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love the me that I become when I get 8 hours of sleep. This is the good one. The one who’s going to heaven
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna start printing all my emails and sending the replies back through inter office mail
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mom keeps sending me these TikToks that are like “for my daughter… I’ll always be there for you” and part of it bc she loves me (obvi) but the other part is because her own mom died a few months ago and I know she misses her so much 😔
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Have you ever drank a yard of beer?” “A yard like a lawn? Yes I have.”
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, writing a paper: Look at *all* these sources! Surely it must be well-researched and “A” worthy if I have *this many* sources.
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Tiffany Morris @tiffmorris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of receiving verification codes via text message and not sharing them with anyone
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Professional wrestling is great because I can’t bring my grandfather back to life but I can watch El Grande Americano defeat Dirty Dominik Mysterio and become the new AAA Mega Campeón
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone told me they hope I feel better soon but I feel fine??? Psychological assassination. A targeted attack
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just found out I’m the only one in my house who’s seen White Chicks? Baffling
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Play Awnaw (All Hooks Up version) at my funeral
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just saw Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and 🤯
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🎶 Them hoes depressed I’m not I take my meds My man is in distress He ain’t getting in no head I said them hoes depressed I’m not I take my meds I beat that bitch to death Jk, I take my meds
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They’re tucking their shirts where now?
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Forever leaving social situations feeling like “I think I did that wrong”
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Have to take myself to the human vet for a checkup this morning so to make it up to myself I’m getting a treat from the bakery after
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I miss my bagged salads 😢
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I no longer wish to be Influenced
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Attended my grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration. Someone asked how they stayed together for so long, and my grandpa said that they both decided years ago that if they ever split up, whoever left would be the one who got the kids
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Might fuck around and get tickets to Twin Temple 👀
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in the history of WWE, the custody of a child will be decided in a ladder match. Me:
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Didn’t raise my kid in the church because I wanted him to decide all that stuff on his own, but now he’s decided on his own that he wants to go to church and I’m like Aw, that sucks. Lol
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hubs’s favorite game is pausing those Criterion closet videos at the beginning and trying to guess what movies the celebrity is going to pick based on what he knows about them. He’s pretty good at it
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My Instagram is full of men wearing short shorts and crop tops. Nature is healing
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/06/2026
we missed peak culture
1970s advertisement for a circle bed
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Did you know you have to keep in touch with people in order to have friends? Very difficult
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🎶 I’ve been thinking lately about the people I meet The car wash on the corner and the hole in the street The way my ankles hurt with shoes on my feet And I’m wondering if I’m gonna see tomorrow
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Almost fainted at the sight of blood because my nervous system wants everyone to think I’m a wuss and a loser
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
🎶 That’s the way that the world goes round You’re up one day, the next you’re down It’s a half an inch of water, you think you’re gonna drown That’s the way that the world goes round
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Spicy wrestling romance novel about a heel and a face
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I got a text from Hubs and the preview said “Civil war broke out…”so I opened it all scared and the rest of the sentence was “among the chimps of Ngogo.”
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If you don’t drink caffeine, you have to get enough sleep instead, and honestly that’s just not possible
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I deal with the embarrassment of being alive by forgetting everything that’s ever happened to me
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
🎶 Father forgive us for what we must do You forgive us, we’ll forgive you We’ll forgive each other ‘til we both turn blue And we’ll whistle and go fishing in heaven
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Best commercial that airs during wrestling: the one where LA Knight, Penta and Stephanie Vaquer are all singing about getting their taxes done Worst commercial that airs during wrestling: the one about a brand of baby wipes made for adult men who can’t wipe their own asses properly
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
There are too many videos of people talking on the internet
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Ryan Edwards 🎨 Comms Open 🎨 @ryanstuffandthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#internationalwomensday
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Me: I’m sad! Everything sucks! I don’t have the energy to live this life! My period: *starts* Me:
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Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I can’t stop sneezing! I have a million articles to read for school! Everything is dumb!
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I had to switch to decaf this year, and lemme tell ya, it sucks
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Me showing up to get yelled at
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the back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacket
ALT: the back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacket
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The more stressed out I get the more I love stupid pro wrestling
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Calling myself big dog in my internal monologue in an attempt to build confidence
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just did 30 minutes of cardio and now I don’t have depression anymore. This is why my dad lifted weights all the goddamn time
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Human beings love each other and miss each other so much when they’re gone, and that’s probably my favorite thing about us.
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My knees when I take the stairs
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bob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflection
ALT: bob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflection
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of Getting your goddamn dough up
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Half of middle age is just chasing down why your tummy hurt
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand
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