log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 23h“You’re a vampire, Michael. My own brother a goddamn, shit sucking vampire. You wait ‘till Mom finds out, BUDDY.” 030 3
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Love the me that I become when I get 8 hours of sleep. This is the good one. The one who’s going to heaven 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna start printing all my emails and sending the replies back through inter office mail 121 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My mom keeps sending me these TikToks that are like “for my daughter… I’ll always be there for you” and part of it bc she loves me (obvi) but the other part is because her own mom died a few months ago and I know she misses her so much 😔 100 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Have you ever drank a yard of beer?” “A yard like a lawn? Yes I have.” 022 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me, writing a paper: Look at *all* these sources! Surely it must be well-researched and “A” worthy if I have *this many* sources. 000 0
Reposted by log ladyTiffany Morris @tiffmorris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of receiving verification codes via text message and not sharing them with anyone 4405 40
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Professional wrestling is great because I can’t bring my grandfather back to life but I can watch El Grande Americano defeat Dirty Dominik Mysterio and become the new AAA Mega Campeón 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someone told me they hope I feel better soon but I feel fine??? Psychological assassination. A targeted attack 110 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just found out I’m the only one in my house who’s seen White Chicks? Baffling 110 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Play Awnaw (All Hooks Up version) at my funeral 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just saw Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and 🤯 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🎶 Them hoes depressed I’m not I take my meds My man is in distress He ain’t getting in no head I said them hoes depressed I’m not I take my meds I beat that bitch to death Jk, I take my meds 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Forever leaving social situations feeling like “I think I did that wrong” 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Have to take myself to the human vet for a checkup this morning so to make it up to myself I’m getting a treat from the bakery after 110 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Attended my grandparents’ 60th anniversary celebration. Someone asked how they stayed together for so long, and my grandpa said that they both decided years ago that if they ever split up, whoever left would be the one who got the kids 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18? 011 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Might fuck around and get tickets to Twin Temple 👀 120 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in the history of WWE, the custody of a child will be decided in a ladder match. Me: 020 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Didn’t raise my kid in the church because I wanted him to decide all that stuff on his own, but now he’s decided on his own that he wants to go to church and I’m like Aw, that sucks. Lol 100 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hubs’s favorite game is pausing those Criterion closet videos at the beginning and trying to guess what movies the celebrity is going to pick based on what he knows about them. He’s pretty good at it 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My Instagram is full of men wearing short shorts and crop tops. Nature is healing 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Did you know you have to keep in touch with people in order to have friends? Very difficult 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026🎶 I’ve been thinking lately about the people I meet The car wash on the corner and the hole in the street The way my ankles hurt with shoes on my feet And I’m wondering if I’m gonna see tomorrow 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Almost fainted at the sight of blood because my nervous system wants everyone to think I’m a wuss and a loser 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026🎶 That’s the way that the world goes round You’re up one day, the next you’re down It’s a half an inch of water, you think you’re gonna drown That’s the way that the world goes round 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Spicy wrestling romance novel about a heel and a face 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I got a text from Hubs and the preview said “Civil war broke out…”so I opened it all scared and the rest of the sentence was “among the chimps of Ngogo.” 020 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026If you don’t drink caffeine, you have to get enough sleep instead, and honestly that’s just not possible 020 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I deal with the embarrassment of being alive by forgetting everything that’s ever happened to me 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026🎶 Father forgive us for what we must do You forgive us, we’ll forgive you We’ll forgive each other ‘til we both turn blue And we’ll whistle and go fishing in heaven 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Best commercial that airs during wrestling: the one where LA Knight, Penta and Stephanie Vaquer are all singing about getting their taxes done Worst commercial that airs during wrestling: the one about a brand of baby wipes made for adult men who can’t wipe their own asses properly 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026There are too many videos of people talking on the internet 011 1
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log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Me: I’m sad! Everything sucks! I don’t have the energy to live this life! My period: *starts* Me:media.tenor.comSurprised Pikachu GIFALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF 110 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I can’t stop sneezing! I have a million articles to read for school! Everything is dumb! 010 1
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I had to switch to decaf this year, and lemme tell ya, it sucks 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Me showing up to get yelled atmedia.tenor.comthe back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacketALT: the back of a man 's head is shown in a blue jacket 020 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026The more stressed out I get the more I love stupid pro wrestling 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Calling myself big dog in my internal monologue in an attempt to build confidence 120 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Just did 30 minutes of cardio and now I don’t have depression anymore. This is why my dad lifted weights all the goddamn time 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Human beings love each other and miss each other so much when they’re gone, and that’s probably my favorite thing about us. 021 2
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My knees when I take the stairsmedia.tenor.combob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflectionALT: bob 's burgers bob says okay fine but i 'm gonna complain the whole time while looking at his reflection 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of Getting your goddamn dough up 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Half of middle age is just chasing down why your tummy hurt 000 0
log lady @dystopialloon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Boss, I can’t come in. No I’m fine, it’s just that my dog is being really snuggly this morning. Thanks, I knew you’d understand 000 0