Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It seems to me if we retire the electoral college, a lot more people will vote in the general election. Your vote will matter even if you don't live in a swing state... there won't even be swing states. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 29/06/2026On the opposite side of Mt. Rushmore.. the side we never see.. about 310 feet down from the crest between Teddy and Jefferson is where the asshole goes. Make America Great Again. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I used to tell kids they can be anything they want to be when they grow up... even President of the United States. But upon reviewing the current administration... I'm cutting out the growing up part. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 30/05/2026One thing I'll say for Trump... if he were a woman, he'd be the absolute queen of mean girls. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 15/04/2026When will Christmas be changed to MAGAmas? Just wondering. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 15/04/2026New favorite Star Trek quote: Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor. Not a Jesus! 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Some say Nero burned Rome. But his true followers understand he was just triggering the left. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I mean Rome had Nero and they survived. Oh wait... 001
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 11/11/2025If gas prices are down one cent from last year... and pennies are being removed from circulation... are gas prices really down? 010
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The attacks on the twin towers and on the Pentagon were indelibly traumatizing. At least with the White House, there are no fatalities. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I think it should be enough to blow smoke up your own @$$ without having to blow smoke up the @$$ of the entire national consciousness. 120
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Media: MAGA world is pissed. MAGA on social media: crickets 011
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 16/07/2025MAGA supporters sound like they're waking up... but they're not I-should've-voted-for-someone else-waking up. 010
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I mindlessly began opening Facebook on my phone today just once and then closed the app in horror before I saw anything. Who do I talk to? 000
Reposted by Shannon the CannonAmy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 04/05/2025It’s right there in writing. 79555132
Reposted by Shannon the CannonFuck trumps regime @heisonthelist.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Thanks Batman….. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 214738
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Penguins learning what happens when you don't say thanks. 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 27/03/2025What if "deep state" is just code for competency? 000
Shannon the Cannon @dyscombobulated.bsky.social · 24/03/2025There has never before been a greater breadth of history to study between the origins of life and the present moment. This goes for entertainment, too. If you want to watch all the great films or listen to all the great songs... there are so many more to choose from than in any previous time. 000
