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Dynomoose

@dynomoose.bsky.social
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The taste of the prep is the worst part.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you surprised? CBS doesn’t do news anymore.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post colonoscopy is fine. You don’t feel dopey or anything other than thirsty
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somethings change. Pubescent attitudes do not.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Herding a three to a seat school bus load of k-2nd graders is a challenge
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grr
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’d like to thank the academy…
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aw maan, I liked that one.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You want jackalopes? Because this is how you get jackalopes.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was about to say Hilfiger.
static.klipy.com
What Ever Cartoon Dog
ALT: What Ever Cartoon Dog
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh shit, I hope she calls in.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m so sorry.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That they are.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate man is a good dancer.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yikes!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pardon my ignorance but isn’t Doug Ford the brother of the crackhead who formerly held that position?
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there anything that can be done?
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh that's a damn shame.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well that's a bummer.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omg, I’d watch the hell out of that!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Will you have the kids with you? Because they have a really good science center.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why don’t many authors’ tours hit New Orleans? We read, too!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JFC
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw it with my kid. We both loved it!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I usually just ignore that part of the recipe
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Religion is so fucking funny like the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. Let’s oppress women
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The expression on dude’s face as he stares off into the ether.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If I met you in the wild, I’d probably hyperventilate.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I use them as examples of horrible people being good at their jobs for my daughter.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah but that was really good.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know that Bluesky is a very serious place but I have to brag that I bought my daughter’s Mardi Gras ball dress used online for $17 with shipping. Of course it needs to be shortened (she’s 4’9) but what a deal! Pardon the psychotic expression on her face.
A short young woman with long, messy blonde hair, smiles manically wearing a sequined formal dress, standing against a red wall next to two purple glittered okra in a gold frame
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I came to that realization about pets fairly late. I wanted a tiger for so long but, even if I had the money to properly care for one, I realize that we are both better off if I just visit them at a good zoo.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Covid’s going around
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Awww, hey there little buddy!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If some chimp is shot to save this idiot’s life, I’m going to scream.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clearly “Never again” didn’t apply to fashion choices…
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This has to be a joke.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I thought you posted cats. There's no cat here
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My kid has the most mild case of Covid I’ve ever heard of. I had to tell her to stop doing jumping jacks today. The doctor said to rest!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Are you going to do it?
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Greater New Orleans area here. We stay in AC as much as possible, but will venture into the soup for a festival.
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's extremely rare!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yikes!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m so sorry!
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretend I don’t see sports news. What story?
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Dynomoose @dynomoose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That works
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Leah Stokes @leahstokes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Newsom withheld *legislatively appropriated* school AC funds for 2 years. Now he's handing them to a fossil fuel company, the week after half a million kids had their school day changed by extreme heat. If that's not Trumpian, I don't know what is. Shameful. calmatters.org/environment/...
calmatters.org
California lawmakers let schools' AC funding lapse, handing $191 million back to utilities
Despite sweltering classrooms and a heat wave, the state chose to return unspent CalSHAPE funds to ratepayers.
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