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@dynamokota.bsky.social
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Dakota (or "Cody"/"Kota"), 29, he/him Interests include Pokémon, Splatoon, & Yu-Gi-Oh! (anime, casual!TCG/OCG/Rush). Posts are infrequent (I tend to post then delete later) since I mostly just read posts from people I like.

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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More photos of Milo because he was being super photogenic
Image of my cat, MiloImage 2 of Milo, looking off in the distance
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Milo is a very special boy
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Fine, you can play a little bit of Rush!Harpies, as a treat" I mean, I think 123 was their most broken card, so with that banned they can probably afford to be more lenient on the main deck
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He went back to not caring
Milo went back to sleep
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Milo wasn't a fan of my mom using a measuring tape to see how many inches of space he was taking up on her bed. (It was 33 inches)
My cat Milo lounging on my parents' bed, with airplane ears because he didn't like that my mom measured him
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I don't know, maybe my brain works differently, but even if I SOMEHOW removed said brain, I'd like to think that once I realized that this game was single-player focused, wasn't called "Splatoon 4", and was a bit cheaper than the numbered games, I'd still think "This is probably a spin-off".
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I know everyone is dunking on this "review" of Splatoon Raiders but I can't get over how ridiculous this take is. They never use the term "Spin-off" in the review, so my guess is that they either genuinely thought this was Splatoon 4, or just have never heard the concept of "spin-off" in their life
that one trash review of Splatoon Raiders complaining that it doesn't have Turf War and therefore the Splatoon devs are "discarding" the franchise's main gimmick. It's a spin-off.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This isn't a spoiler btw unless you consider "slightly visible terrain and a very-early-game snippet of dialogue you'll see in the first 5-10 minutes of gameplay" spoilers.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"yeet" being used in a video game makes me feel old lmao 🧓
Screenshot of Splatoon Raiders, of Frye saying "How 'bout that precision yeeting?! You landed smack on target!"
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I forgot how... weirdly they treated Kotori in Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL. Currently in ZEXAL II and there was a scene of Kotori fresh out of a shower, wearing only a towel, camera slow-panning up from her bare legs, the scene cutting right before the towel accidentally falls off. This character is 13. 🤢
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is literally like that one ProZD skit, omfg
a fansub of ZEXAL refusing to translate "ore" this time omfg
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Keikaku means plan
fan subs of yugioh ZEXAL where they just decided to not translate Yuma's line of "Yossha! Kattobingu da ze!".

Like, I understand that "kattobingu" isn't actually a truly translatable word. But "Yossha" and "da za" are.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The universe knew I needed eye-bleach so it blessed me with spotting a cute little baby gecko (probably newly hatched) peeking out of his hidey-hole next to the garage 🥰
Baby gecko image 1Baby gecko image 2Baby gecko image 3Baby gecko image 4
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gonna need bleach for my eyes because I saw an ad below a video for a slopbot chat app with a cropped picture of an anime girl doing the nasty with a dog. YouTube ads make me want to commit seppuku.
static.klipy.com
Man Using Eye Wash Fountain
ALT: Man Using Eye Wash Fountain
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rewatching Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL again and I still can't believe this is the series that so many people said was trash because it wasn't "gritty and mature" like 5D's...
The "this thing sucks actually" meme but it's about yugioh ZEXAL
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The ONLY way they would have had the link is via one of those really shady third party sites that compile people's Pokemon hacks into a ROM without permission. So I decided to be a petty little bitch and edited the doc
changed version of the doc so it links to the drive and my pokecommunity page while also telling passive-aggresively telling them to please share/download any rom hacks from the source instead of supporting those scummy websites
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Getting an email at like 5 in the morning because someone requested access to the documentation of an defunct version of my Pokemon XY hack that I don't support anymore
tired spongebob looking at phone meme
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Glad Jointech is getting some much-needed support. Their main deck bosses aren't very strong, and their only noteworthy bosses IMO are Stinger and Fortrex. (Tridynabase can be pretty strong but it requires the use of 2 off-theme monsters as material or else it's just a high ATK piercer)
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think RSU's description should just flat out say that it doesn't work for Roller/Brush/Splatana. And while I don't think it'd be a big deal if regular rollers got benefit from RSU, I'd imagine Brushes and Splatanas getting benefit from it wouldn't be a great idea from a balancing perspective 😅
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think there's a genuine difference between "I'm using a random unoptimized build because it's what I have" and literally being in X Battles/S+ Rank and still not somehow not noticing that the roller isn't going any faster after stacking 2 mains + 3 subs of RSU, lol
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They definitely put a lot of decent stuff into the Baseball theme this set. Tons of milling and recycling, and a Union that can turn a normally decently-strong ace like Hitter or Smasher into an OTK machine. Hopefully we see this much love put into the other undersupported Goha Siblings' decks.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This should not have taken as long as it did...
Finally getting a pack with Mega Camerupt ex in Pokemon TCG Pocket after over 75 packs of Pulsing Aura
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Still seeing random #Splatoon3 players using Run Speed Up on Rollers/Brushes in the year 2026...
It's not 2016 anymore. I though we all collectively understood that it doesn't work.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My poor mom making the extremely stupid mistake of trying to fix something inside of a swamp cooler without turning off the fan first. Now she basically has to go to weekly doctors appointments with weekly home visits for cleaning, get a skin graft, AND possibly plastic surgery for her arm.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I didn't see regular MST being imported with all of the other S/T removal cards already existing. Huh.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Teammates in #BigRun who try to kill Salmonids as far away from the basket as possible instead of staying near it (and other teammates) at all times make me want to rip my hair out... #Splatoon3
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Literally after two 🏰 movie trailers and the 🧅5 trailer, the history being wiped from the TV just immediately prior. First one is "why the hell is this being recommended based on history?", and the second is "what the hell are the kids watching on YouTube?"
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I deleted the history off of the living room TV's YouTube, and after watching exactly 3 trailers for animated movies, these are the videos that came up in recommendations... I have no words. What the actual hell.
"from recommended searches" after watching 3 animated movie trailers (🧅5, 🧸📖 4, and 🧹), and two of the recommended videos that came up are:
Some lady talking about shaving her 🦪 and 🍑 🕳️ 

and a "kids" video about a pink rabbit character giving blrth...
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've barely opened anything from Paradox Drive, and have only gotten a handful of ex cards via Wonder Pick, all because I'm putting all of my time (and Pack Stamina) into Pulsing Aura. I hate these gd giant-ass packs lmao
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Opening over 70 packs (f2p) and it still won't cough up Mega Camerupt ex despite being the only major card I'm missing from the pack
Meme of Homer Simpson choking Bart but it's a lack of Pulsing Aura from Pokemon TCG Pocket
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I just saw a random YT comment on a video that was like "omg I only realized recently that Lumiose City is based on Paris!" Did... did you play with your eyes closed???
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is Hell. We're all in Hell.
youtube going all in on the sloppa
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Like, sure, it means I may not need to run as much Ink Recovery (vUnder) or Sub Saver (sUnder), but like... could you actually please buff something in need of being buffed? Like a slight damage increase, or a kit that makes up for its weaknesses?
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*slams head in desk repeatedly*
the "Bart's Dead" meme but instead it's about the Undercover's ink buff in Splatoon 3 11.2 patch
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don't remotely condone pre-patched ROMs for a variety of reasons (mainly them potentially being out of date, security concerns, and in general thinking you should always support mod/hack devs' official releases), but it's entirely possible that this may be the only feasible way to randomize it.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don't have experience with randomizers, but if ZX randomizes a ROM specifically, and you're playing Rebirth officially via my Google Drive, I think the mod folders could likely overwrite most of the randomization.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The inside is hit or miss; sometimes it's okay, but the rind always tastes of ammonia. Every single wheel I've bought, regardless of brand or store.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So I'm either just not a brie cheese person, or every wheel of brie I have ever bought was mishandled and/or doused with Windex. It can be purchased weeks from the "best buy" date and let to air out for hours, and it still has the aftertaste of cleaning products
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Y'all ever just put raisins in a sheet of meatloaf and roll it up like a Swiss roll???
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My mom found a vintage cookbook circa 1965. Yeah, I've already seen the B. Dylan Hollis clip of this. No thanks.
A recipe for jellied meat loaf from a 1965 cookbook
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The fact that YouTube thought that the "subscriptions" button on the mobile app was somehow unnecessary. 🙃
RIP YouTube mobile's "subscriptions" buttonThe new look
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
At the very least, I should probably just reset my Tomodachi Life island. Clearly it's more fun to have a random eclectic assortment of absurd characters with wacky interactions + funny custom items, not "Musical!Beetlejuice and Julia Wicker from The Magicians are friends I guess".
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I like cozy/life sim games in concept, but I have no creativity whatsoever. I did the bare minimum in Pokopia, barely touched it after getting to Sparking Skylands. Tomodachi Life, made an island with basic "characters from shows I like". All have the same boring expressions and personality.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'll keep it that app in mind, though idk if I'll bother with trading, tbh. Thanks though.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think I'm missing Mega Sceptile ex and Mega Camerupt ex at the very least. Never got a single Double Rare Mega Lucario ex, but I did get 2 Immersive Rare copies of it, because why not
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm so consistently behind in sets (missing multiple ex cards from previous sets) that I literally stopped even doing PVP. Just collecting cards and single player battles. I guess this is just the F2P way of life
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Me who still is missing like 2-3 ex cards in Pulsing Aura
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Asking my older brother what his favorite anime opening is and he's like "idk I always skip them anyway"
Psychopath behavior tbh
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
just a little guy
a gecko (specifically a Mediterranean house gecko) on the wall in my backyard in southern Nevada.
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Kota @dynamokota.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"with this one simple trick, you can change ethnicities multiple times!"
Sloppage ad
"before" image shows a white womanNow she's possibly Polynesian??And now she reverted back to image 1
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