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dylan @dylmye.me · 5h
what do you mean AI companies are parodying Private Eye now?
London underground ad poster in the format of the Private Eye front cover. 

Graphic titled "Vibe coders reach agreement with AI", showing two people looking at a computer, one saying "*something incorrect*" and the other saying "You're completely right –".

Under the graphic, a "PostHog" logo in the style of the Private Eye masthead, and a subtitle: "PostHog.com £0 for 97% of users Issue 02"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 05/10/2026
email marketing people this is what makes people unsubscribe
an email with the subject line "your parcel has arrived" and the contents are "Shop the autumn sale"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 26/09/2026
If you want to subscribe to biscuit facts, you absolutely need to give this book a read
The book cover of "A nice cup of tea and a sit down, A book about having a sit down, a biscuit and a nice cup of tea" by "nicey & wifey"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 23/09/2026
What was the domino that led to Leon, the restaurant chain, emailing me about homeopathy doctor podcasts?
email screenshot titled "is modern medicine broken?". reads: "Now on The John Vincent Podcast: Protecting your right to natural health with Rob Verkerk PHD

Rob Verkerk PHD is the founder of the Alliance for Natural Health, an organisation that advocates for natural healthcare rights and policies. From campaigning for vitamin freedom in the EU to transforming pesticide practices on Australian dairy farms (guided by indigenous wisdom), Rob has dedicated his life to preserving and unlocking your health rights."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 22/09/2026
this is surely planned
two advertising posters in an elevator: one for the musical "Titanique" and the other for Urzila Carlson's "Fatty on a Yacht" stand up performance
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dylan @dylmye.me · 13/09/2026
Oh Wordpress is screwed
A snippet of the quoted article: "Automattic confirmed Mullenweg’s removal to TechCrunch on Wednesday, saying that Mullenweg was “currently on leave” and that Automattic’s Chief Financial Officer, Mark Davies, would lead as interim CEO with “full confidence” of the board.

"However, the board’s plan did not go smoothly. Seemingly declining to depart, Mullenweg booted other admins out of the company Slack and told employees everything had been worked out and that he was back in control of Automattic, multiple sources told TechCrunch."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 06/09/2026
If you've bought artist merch or physicals from Merchtable, it appears that they've had a data breach
email screenshot showing a "from" of "adv@pixelplus.ru" and a "to" of a related email starting with "merchtable". The email starts with "Dear merchtable,"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 01/09/2026
jesus wept
screenshot from tv show Community season 6 episode 2 - a virtual world composed of a pink cloudy sky, classical pillars and in the foreground a blue humanoid figure
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dylan @dylmye.me · 21/08/2026
The new Android emojis have been left out in the sun for a bit
a screenshot of the emoji drawer on an android 17 device
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dylan @dylmye.me · 03/08/2026
here literally from the article how do you extrapolate "bluesky wants nazis" from this and why are you always playing the victim to some imaginary hatred from the admins its weird and cringe
Q: "[...] And a lot of people truly believe that BlueSky is the wild progressive social media network and it is a bubble of one kind. X is a very different kind of bubble. It’s the hard-right network that has vastly more AI-generated anime porn on it. There’s not some thing that is actually the global town square. That thing has maybe gone away and all the social networks have fragmented.

"Do you want BlueSky to have the reputation it has? Do you want it to get bigger? Do you think that the right answer is someone starts a MAGA BlueSky and it interoperates the way that it needs to? This is the perception of the consumer product. Do you want that to change, and how would you change it?"

A: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people. It works for anyone. What we see is there is a lot of political discourse on BlueSky and any of these open networks. People are very engaged. What we’ve seen in the lead up to the election so far – we’ve hosted a lot of live election feeds, and we see a lot of really good feedback from our users, a lot of engagement, a lot of, “This is actually really interesting content about this topic.” Whereas on other platforms, I think these election topics just get completely overwhelmed by slop and spam. It’s just noise and chaos. What we’re focusing on is to deliver a live experience." (1/2)A "[...] We do it around elections. We do it around sports as well, very successfully, where the people on the network that participate get a really good experience and get really good content. Once we have that, then hopefully we can just keep expanding to more and more types of users and use cases. We’re an open network for anyone and we don’t want to serve just one type of user base. I’ve seen it already in the last few months, really trend in the right direction where we just have more and more people show up and build their own corners of the network. It sort of balances out over time. We don’t just have a few topics you’re super deep on, but it just gets more and more diverse.

"In my opinion, yes, it’s a public square, but we don’t need everybody talking at the same time. Policy is very loaded, but if you’re super into sports, you’re not going to be into all sports. I’m super into the San Francisco Giants, so that’s what I want to follow. I don’t need to follow all of sports, and that’s fine. It can be like that with all topics. It just needs to be civil and positive and we need to have the tools that if it goes off the rails, people can regulate it and can have a good experience instead of it just devolving into a shouting match." (2/2)
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dylan @dylmye.me · 01/08/2026
what a sick night, this might be the best season yet @nebula.tv
Ali Plumb, Sam Denby, Adam Chase, Ben Doyle and Tom Scott sitting in directors chairs in front of an audience and a large screen reading "Jet Lag The Game: Japanorama - Nebula Original".
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dylan @dylmye.me · 01/08/2026
weird looking dog with beady eyes sitting up like a human on the sofa
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dylan @dylmye.me · 25/07/2026
more innocent times (july 2014)
Massive wide billboard above London Bridge station advertising the iPhone 5c
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dylan @dylmye.me · 11/07/2026
my algorithm knows me so well
Instagram story ad with a photo of a farmer with some black and yellow contraption, and a yes/no question sticker below it titled "ARE YOU INTERESTED IN PURCHASING AN AUTOMATIC CALF FEEDER?"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 14/06/2026
look who's in London!! it's @goldenboy.pro !
goldenboy on the big screen at an esports event
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dylan @dylmye.me · 26/05/2026
same on duckduckgo lol
DuckDuckGo search assist result: "There are two 'g's in the word "tennis.""
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dylan @dylmye.me · 18/05/2026
Since when did The Independent newspaper change from journalism to making clickbait ads from the early 2010s?
instagram story ad from @the.independent titled "are you still doing payroll manually? stop scrolling". four boxes, one labelled "tap the number of employees on your payroll", the other three are labelled "11-29", "30-50", and "51+" (all lead to the same link). A "get quote" button at the bottom.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 10/05/2026
london's gentrified the bodega deli counter
"czer" cesar salad wrap counter in the back of a corner shop
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dylan @dylmye.me · 07/05/2026
personally this is my idea of hell but pop off ig
In fact, she recalls one trip where a bit of booze made for better flying experience, turning the plane into a “party bus”.

“We had the most hilarious flight of our life a couple of years back, it was a party atmosphere,” she said. Almond recalled that “there was singing and it was the day before King Charles’s coronation”. She said there was a stag party who wore face masks bearing the monarch’s image.

“Nobody was disrespectful to anybody, nobody was out of order or especially drunk,” said Wood. “It’s unusual to say the plane ride is the best part of the holiday because you just want to get there, but for me it really was. It was amazing.”
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dylan @dylmye.me · 10/04/2026
update: lawson tickets sucks
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dylan @dylmye.me · 10/04/2026
is ghibli museum actually worth this idek
queue website screenshot: "number of users in line ahead of you: 8,924. your estimated wait time is: more than an hour".
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dylan @dylmye.me · 23/03/2026
this was 7 years ago wow
A protest sign being held in a brexit march in London that reads: "I remain unconvinced that things are going smoothly"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 08/03/2026
AI is following me everywhere
a DeepL (AI translations) water bottle in the stands at an ice rink
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dylan @dylmye.me · 12/02/2026
sorry but i just don't buy it lol
tech crunch headline: "spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code in December, thanks to AI"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 09/02/2026
aldi keep your hands off my damn Gifflar
a bag of Aldi own brand "Scandi-style Cinnamon Rolls"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 08/02/2026
you're in luck :) links to github.com/es-tooling/m... courtesy of @e18e.dev
Amber banner on the npmx page for path-exists: "You might not need this dependency. The community has flagged this package as having more performant alternatives."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 14/01/2026
I've officially closed my AWS and Google Cloud accounts, and moved all of my personal projects to @scaleway.com 🇪🇺 Blog post coming soon :)
Screenshot of AWS Billing and Cost Management console, with the callout: "Your account closure request is submitted."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 02/01/2026
Yep, unfortunately both Android and Windows, tested with no extensions as well :') seems like it's a CSS grid implementation diff
same garbled text but on desktop
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dylan @dylmye.me · 02/01/2026
it's looking beautiful, just spotted one issue on Firefox but otherwise it's 💯
screenshot of the stylex homepage except some text is garbled
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dylan @dylmye.me · 30/12/2025
instagram adverts with threatening aura
an instagram story advert for musician james marriott: a man with a tan suit staring into your eyes with a neutral face, on a plain background. a "learn more" button below him.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 03/12/2025
hell yeah thank you @stickr.shop
a bunch of 2-inch stickers within iridescent pouches, mainly logos for software and software tooling like Rust and Firefox. There's also a purple sticker of a donkey with a stickr.shop cap on
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dylan @dylmye.me · 30/11/2025
i think im gonna get the soup of the day
blackboard that says:
"soup of the day
toast
matcha jam
honey butter
azuki butter
cheese"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 21/11/2025
Ah I felt like On's chart would be more accurate but who knows
shoe size chart showing UK 11.5, BR 44, EU 47, JP 30, US 12.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 19/11/2025
i mean look at this
screenshot of mathmatterstome.com. there's a clip art drawing of earth front and centre with countries labelled "motion", "people", "art", "color", "music", "percentages" and "time" in comic sans. there's a "m³t" logo. text around the earth reads, "life is a journey with Math as our companion", "math is pure imagination!!" and various videos playing.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 15/11/2025
creasing at how flavourless this meal deal is, peak brit taste palette
someone holding up salted crisps, tesco chicken triple sandwich (3 halves of chicken bréast sandwiches on wholemeal bread) and a chocolate high-protein milkshake, the predominant colour palette is beige.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 09/11/2025
thanks for the great night @fnatic.com 🧡🖤
the fnatic valorant team standing and cheering in celebration on a stage
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dylan @dylmye.me · 09/10/2025
Excuse me??
An email that starts with "Every 6-inch tells a story"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 18/09/2025
hahahaha you can't make this shit up
the email sent by jeremy corbyn to your party newsletter subscribers warning them to cancel the memberships, in gmail spam with the "Why is this message in spam?" warning. The email is titled "URGENT EMAIL TO ALL YOURPARTY.UK SUPPORTERS" like true spam
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dylan @dylmye.me · 02/09/2025
see you there
Ticketmaster purchase confirmation
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dylan @dylmye.me · 24/07/2025
We are so cooked
Screenshot of how the chat page looks on Bluesky in the UK.

"Age Assurance

You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen.

The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 05/06/2025
I think this competition was made for you @reckless.bsky.social
screenshot of an instagram story: a person decorated in Pagen Gifflar merch pointing to a party speaker, text overlaid saying "win 1 of 10 party speakers & merch!"
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dylan @dylmye.me · 16/05/2025
It's been a journey!! Here's to the next 11
Screenshot of an email from Proton dated October 2015.
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dylan @dylmye.me · 12/05/2025
A screenshot of the YouTube comment section. "ayaaz" comments "FIRST!!". "grahamjohnson4702" replies: "Disqualified because you have not watched the video and commented on it's content, that is what this space is about it is not a competition area, so piss off. "
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dylan @dylmye.me · 11/05/2025
Sure I'll give it a sca-AAAAAA
A store receipt with the text "Help us be the best - scan me!" and instead of a QR code, a group of horizontal lines
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dylan @dylmye.me · 28/04/2025
gotta thank twitch for reminding me to unfollow this nonce
imallexx twitch live notification
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dylan @dylmye.me · 05/04/2025
I love that they couldn't find a pic of northernlion so there's just a sketch 😭
screenshot of northernlion's wiki page, in the infobox there's an amateur drawing (no offense) of him
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dylan @dylmye.me · 14/03/2025
i fought the law AND I WON
Email from Bee network: "Your refund request for £4.60 is now being processed back to your payment card ending ..."
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dylan @dylmye.me · 06/02/2025
why does james marriott not want my pound
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dylan @dylmye.me · 29/12/2024
@zoebread.bsky.social is now mainstream. time to unsubscribe
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dylan @dylmye.me · 27/12/2024
Other than the 43% win rate I'm happy with this!! Thanks @valesportsna.riotgames.com
valorant persona card: "the dark horse: You bide your time, pick your battles, and strike from the shadows with lethal precision. You don't need to flex a rank to know the enemy team fears you."
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