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Dylan Storey

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Enterprise Architectures, Software, Data, Science, and Snark. I'd like to get off the ride now. dylanstorey.com

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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 18/04/2026
Shipped fidius 0.1.0 — a Rust plugin framework. Annotate a trait with #[plugin_interface], get a cdylib with a stable C ABI. Host loads it, interface-hash-validates it, wraps it in a typed Client. Ed25519 signing, panic-safe FFI, no handwritten unsafe. colliery-io.github.io/fidius/
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fidius
A Rust plugin framework for trait-to-dylib plugin systems
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 14/04/2026
The close cousin to "I'm not racist but" showing up strong today.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 30/03/2026
Hey - i’m looking for vendors to get started on labeling some video data. Anyone seeing this who has purchased services before in this arena care to reach out; have some questions on vendors and approximate costs.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 11/03/2026
Why are we giving these turds anonymity? If this happened come out and report it publicly.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 27/02/2026
People would pay money for this opportunity.... what a dumb question
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 11/02/2026
Who wants to bet it's more, misogynistic employee had a boundary set against their behavior and complained?
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Miriam Elder @miriamelder.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
OpenAI fired a VP who opposed their erotica rollout (and had started a company-wide peer mentorship program for women), allegedly telling her it was because she discriminated against a man 🤔 www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...
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Exclusive | OpenAI Executive Who Opposed ‘Adult Mode’ Fired for Sexual Discrimination
Ryan Beiermeister, who served as the vice president leading OpenAI’s product policy team, had raised concerns about the upcoming launch of erotic content.
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Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Additionally, we find it deplorable that some established palaeontological organizations are not taking firm action to protect their members... As such, executive committee members from organizations that are not issuing public bans to these individuals are also banned from our events."
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Xyxox is a New Dem who likes the DSA @xyxox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUSHING ME! I FINALLY GOT THROUGH AMD NOW THAT SON OF A BITHYC IS ACTUALLY SCARED AND PUSHING BACK!!!!!!
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 18/01/2026
Just released plissken - a doc generator for Rust/Python hybrid projects. If you're using PyO3 or Maturin and want unified docs that link between your Rust internals and Python API, this might be of interest. Still beta, bug reports welcome github.com/colliery-io/... #rustlang #python #pyo3 #maturin
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GitHub - colliery-io/plissken
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 24/12/2025
GraphQLite beta is out — graph queries in SQLite without spinning up a separate database. Scratched my own itch, maybe useful to you too. github.com/colliery-io/...
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GitHub - colliery-io/graphqlite
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 29/11/2025
I'm seeing things like this with career professionals at work. Its depressing on the best days but usually just enraging.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 29/11/2025
I decided to write my own terminal emulator over thanksgiving break. A fun little project, turned out better than i thought it would, and i learned some stuff along the way! Styled via css, supporting some fun effects, backgrounds and sprites ! Available at : github.com/colliery-io/... 1/N
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GitHub - colliery-io/crt
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Python Software Foundation @python.org · 27/10/2025
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/08/2025
My reporting has come to the attention of Ghislaine Maxwell’s attorney. Here’s the response I provided to the @thedailybeast.bsky.social
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Stephen Turner @stephenturner.us · 13/08/2025
I don’t have enough hats to tip for the bold move that @carpentries.carpentries.org just made.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 28/07/2025
I've been writing Rust/Python for 5 yrs, but just started a project requiring all C (last touched 16 years ago!). I know some complain about Rust's slow compiler, but I'll say the trade-off for INSANELY useful error messages has felt like at best a wash & probably still in Rust's favor.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 13/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of robin hood and a fox walking through a forest
ALT: a cartoon of robin hood and a fox walking through a forest
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 08/06/2025
I'll bet we can make it worse.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 28/05/2025
Made a Rust library for embedded task pipelines - Cloacina. Handles workflows directly in your app instead of needing external orchestration. Retries, state persistence, all that good stuff. github.com/colliery-io/cloacina Feedback welcome!
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GitHub - colliery-io/cloacina
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 30/04/2025
The kid decided he wanted to play DnD last month (thanks @stinkydragonpod.bsky.social !) So we started a campaign for him and while we’re not recording sessions - i did think some people might enjoy following along (or maybe making it themselves). github.com/dylanbstorey...
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GitHub - dylanbstorey/DnD
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 12/04/2025
we're all fucked.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 11/04/2025
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 21/03/2025
Make them do it. Stop fucking around.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Is that bad www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Trump Admin Threatens to Stop Social Security If DOGE Can't Have Personal Data
Lee Dudek, Trump’s interim Social Security chief, says he wants to turn off the program if Musk and DOGE can’t access Americans’ most sensitive data.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 20/03/2025
Fuck me they've scraped all my academic stuff and a book i published less than 6 months ago.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 12/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov, you're a feckless piece of shit if you think this switch is smart or not transparent capitulation. Stand up and fight or resign mother fucker.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 12/03/2025
Maybe dont go around telling people the sky man wants you to inspect children's genitals and you won't be shunned?
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 11/03/2025
When did article 4 get invoked?
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 11/03/2025
Respect the ancient ways
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David A. Johnson, Ed.S. @notdavejohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I want to say as a former Starlink subscriber (we thankfully got fiber under Biden) that Starlink is NOT a viable alternative. You’re at Elmo’s whims. Price changes, data caps coming on and off with no warning, and if it goes down - I waited 7 weeks to get service restored. Fuck Starlink.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 04/03/2025
Serious question at what point do states withdraw from a union that's not keeping up it's end of the contract ?
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 20/02/2025
Who the fuck bans imagination library ?!
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 08/02/2025
Serious question what are the odds of universities just shutting down everything and evicting students for the academic year?
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 25/12/2024
Casually told the F1 about drop bears while we were talking about Australia. He's now very excited about them and wants to visit Australia for them and kangaroos. Accepting donations for a flight and/or therapy.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 22/12/2024
East lansing house so done up for Christmas. I haven't wanted to knock on a strangers door and ask if we could be friends in a long time.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 22/12/2024
The Mrs is really trying to win the wife of the year award this year.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 07/12/2024
Another year another budget spreadsheet. Hopefully someone else finds it useful ! Should be fairly straight forward, you set you assumed income/target spend on the left hand column. You put in your actuals every month as you go. Monthly sheets for 1 time expenses/income. tinyurl.com/2ju7ttc6
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2025 Budget Template
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 07/12/2024
Merry Christmas !
An ATAT Imperial walker with Rudolph nose,  reindeer antlers,  tinsel,  and lights.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 06/12/2024
Throat goat in the house.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 10/11/2024
Took the afternoon to install an LED kit on my Tall Neck. Was a much fun as building the original and looks cool as hell.
A tall neck from horizon zero dawn in legos,  decorated with led lights.
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Dylan Storey @dylanstorey.com · 01/11/2024
Our book is officially published and it is ROCKETING to the top of the charts in a wildly specific and inappropriate classification of publication. I'm just happy its not on the top of my TODO list anymore. www.amazon.com/Apache-Airfl...
a screen shot of the linked book page with the hilariously incorrect "#1 new release in Data Warehousing" badge.
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