Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Should I be bad and buy a resale ticket for slayyyter tonight…? 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh no 😱 all of our systems are down 😥 I can’t do any work 😩 can’t even access Teams 🙂↔️ 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Drag Race Down Under as a franchise needs to end throw it OUT I’m SICK OF IT! 010
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Bracket Wishlist for All Stars (1) Pork Chop Bracket Victoria Porkchop Parker Penny Tration Tempest DuJour Kahmora Hall June Jambalaya DD Fuego 110
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If I ever won the lottery I would buy two tickets for myself for every concert that I go to so that I could manspread so fiercely 010
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Monet X Change doing a pride collaboration with the MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM I LOVE THIS BITCH SO MUCH 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Kennedy Davenport is winning All Stars 11 and I am happy about that 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Most of the videos I see on Tik Tok are slop but every once in a while I get an absolute banger where someone mashes up Give Me Everything by Pitbull with Cruel Angel’s Thesis from Neon Genesis Evangelion and I think “this is why I’m here” 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Asking every single person I talk to from now on if they voted for Pratt 110
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Concept: All Stars with normal LSFYL format BUT the cast is just the pink bracket girls from All Stars 10 and 11 010
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Long Beach Pride getting cancelled is concerninngggggggggggggggggggggg 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026LA, BERLIN, HAIRCUT, SAFETY PIN, DETROIT, TOKYO, ALL THINGS ASTROLOGICAL 130
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 11/05/202648 hours later and I’m still on a high from the MUNA show IT WAS SO GOOD 010
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Oh this new MUNA is DELECTABLEEEEEEEEEE I am so excited for the show 😭 100
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Feel like I am genuinely losing my mind at work with all of this AI BS 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Manifesting getting a group of gays together to go see Demi Lovato and Adela at the forum bc the tickets are cheap and not only is Miss Lovato singing her ass off on this DOUBLE ALBUM but Adela just released a single that is so cunty that her pop star ascension is imminent 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hot take All Stars 11 can do the same production bullshit they did last year IF they do it to crown Kennedy Davenport 052
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Me when I hear the outro of So What livemedia.tenor.coma silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing linesALT: a silhouette of a person with their arms outstretched surrounded by glowing lines 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I want a theremin so bad. Imagine me in drag playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on the theremin. I would win drag race 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI I hate AI 0166
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today is one of those really nice days in LA where you can walk outside for 10 minutes and *almost* forget about all your problems 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 18/03/2026UK VS THE WORLD continues to be my favorite franchise I hope it goes for 10 more seasons 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Boss just gave a speech about how we are going full speed ahead with AI 😭😭😭 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Blue Man Group performing at WeHo Pride is so funny to me 020
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 05/03/2026MmmMmmmmm I just love St. Paul pork products. I love em so much…I work here now! It’s the only way I can afford food 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026We are at the point in the Drag Race timeline where shit is starting to unravel because what do you MEAN in the year of our lord 2026 Mariah Paris Balenciaga had to LIP SYNC FOR HER LIFE on UKvstheWorld to the viral on Tik Tok RASPUTIN and shantay she stayed even though SHE DIDNT KNOW THE WORDS!? 110
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I want to go to Portland for the bear parties they look so fun up there 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I had to take Tik Tok off of my phone again. I am out of control 😩 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Never thought I would hear the sound of someone’s ribs getting cracked, much less that it was Gia Gunn!? 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Back on Tik Tok after a month off and today I have seen two people talk about their passports getting voided without their knowledge, so they got deported from the countries they were going to visit as they arrived. WHAT the FUCK 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 03/02/2026At the JADE show and as I am telling my friends that the song I want to hear most is Use Me, the song starts playing on the sound system. I guess it’s not on the set list but at least I got to hear it LMAO 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Hayley Williams Grammy Hayley Williams Grammy Hayley Williams Grammy 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Did Juicy Love Dion throw the first challenge to make herself look better this episode? 000
Dylan Sarnowski @dylansar.bsky.social · 17/01/20262016 was unequivocally the worst year of my entire life but at least I got to meet Ruth Paul 000
