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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Just got my MBTI test results back 😏 found out I’m DUMB

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

@halfmoonjoe.com I think they’re talking about you over on tw*tter

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

haven’t taken my anti anxiety meds in 24 hrs and feeling feral

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Started writing an essay about how watching The Osbournes reality show as a kid helped me understand my dysfunctional family better, but then remembered the class disparity and was like oh yeah my addict parents were so beyond broke, this actually doesn’t translate well

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a close up of a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a missing tooth .

ALT: a close up of a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a missing tooth .

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

FUN NEW STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK! IF YOU’RE IN CHAT IT MEANS YOU’RE HOT! (LA STREAMS NEXT WEEK)

Picture of silly schedule for the week of DylanNextDooor’s Twitch stream:

Tuesday 08/05 - Date Everything
Wednesday 08/06 - Baldur’s Gate 3
Thursday 08/07 - Nancy Drew The Haunted Carousel
Friday 08/08 - Baldur’s Gate 3

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Tv plug in games were soooo good 😭

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I fear that I may need to make an absolute goblin creature for my bg3 character, watching this dumb big hot guy throw the d20 isn’t clicking the way I need it to

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

The need to shitpost has been winding down, I think we’re in the clear now

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

My cat is so much cooler than I’ll ever be

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Also I’m still having so many sound issues with OBS? Wondering if it’s mercury riggotoni or the microplastics in my brain or if I really am just that dumb

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Also still can’t get over the demise of Infinity Nikki, like such whimsical and blissful ignorance we got to enjoy for a couple of weeks

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Also, googling “bg3 character himbo” and seeing a LOOOOOOT of twinks and no dumb looking himbos 😔

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Idk whether to make my bg3 character a silly little twink or a slutty daddy himbo!! I’m so indecisive!!!!!! 😫

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist…

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Marry Dave, Kill Tex, and Fuck Shorty (bet yall didn’t see that one coming)

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

In the mood to shitpost but that could possibly end in the next 1-5 minutes, my brain is a wild place

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I know it’s not made yet but it’s good to get ahead of these things before they happen yknow

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

No robux involved tho, if I see any robux bs I’ll start a petition

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Can someone make Balatro but for Roblox?

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Omg I forgot that this app existed! Who’s up hailing abraxas on this lovely Saturday?

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@Emspeier @emspeier.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Iykyk #tomb

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

finishing a nancy drew game is so nice, like so many couldn't even IMAGINE completing a nancy game, you can't even SPELL cerebral

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Like, if we only have a few more months until total chaotic wartime we might as well have some fun until then

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Had to take a week break from streaming because I couldn’t deal with the corrupt dismantling of democracy happening in real time, but I’ve accepted our demise and now I’m ready to play MORE NANCY DREW!!! 🔎

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition. If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I’ve never once made it past ante 6 in Balatro, and I truly don’t think I ever will

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Switching to a new diet of only Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Almond Milk, trying to get skinty for summer 💅

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Changing the title of my stream tomorrow to Goon with the Wind, just wanna see how chat handles it

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Ok meemaw, let’s get you back to bed

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Thinking about auditioning for survivor, but instead of doing the challenges, I try and convince people that we should all stage a coup and take the entire crew hostage until a new Nancy Drew game is released

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Chat isn’t ready for me to monologue about Goon with the Wind: The Rusical, they just can’t handle it yet

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Just getting this all out of my system before I stream tomorrow

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

This only applies to every other streamer on Twitch, not me, I’m exempt

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Next drag race rusical should be ‘Goon With The Wind’ and it’s set in 1861 Georgia but instead of fighting, everyone is just fully gooning out with each other

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

we used to have men that would be actors or carve beautiful marble statues and now they’re all gooned out and streaming on twitch…as a society, we have fallen

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I don’t think I can see chalamet in another movie for at least 2-3 years…like yes, good actor, very handsome, how nice, how lovely, but I’m Timmy’d out baby!!!

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

New gaga is so good it makes me wanna daaaaaaance oh how I used to pray for days like these

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I just wanna be DylanNextDoor and not dylannextdooor…..I could puke just thinking about it

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Have you gotten them weird ear hairs yet? (Not in your ear, but like ON the ear)

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

me coming into the hmj chat after changing my twitch name

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

It’s been disappointing me lately that there isn’t a word on Bluesky that is the equivalent of “tweeting” and then I learned that there in fact is one and it’s called “skeeting” and that makes me uncomfy

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

we should not live in a world where Elden Ring costs 59.99 after it has been out for 3 years but here we are

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Wendy Williams : The Killer :: DylanNextDoor : North American Cave Trolls

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

lying is the only thing I hate more you have a problem and I will be happy

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I’m just a sim, standing in front of a mirror, too depressed to practice speech

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I thought the sims was gonna be cozy happy, but it’s more anxiety fever dream

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DylanNextDooor @dylannextdoor.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

This is a travesty, I don’t think she’ll recover

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