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Dylan McGehee

@dylanmdesigns.bsky.social
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Furniture designer and builder. Dog Savior. Iconoclast. Agnostic Atheist. Skeptic/Stoic/Cynic hybrid. MS Psychology. Philosophical weirdo.

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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the deserving mothers out there.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Ah... Refreshing to see that language skills aren't a long lost facet of civilized discourse after all. His idiosyncratic missive, although indicative of underlying anger and certainly littered with assumption and non sequitur, is clearly the best example he could muster. Bravo, angry man. Bravo.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is the psycho that runs this fucked up account:
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
None for me. I show no patronage to any company that advertises on Elon's propaganda machine, and they're all over it.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If Boebert claims that *literally anything* is actually *literally anything else*, you can place a fairly safe bet on two things: A - that is absolutely not the case B - she knows nothing about either thing
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Likewise 😎✌️
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Props 👊 That was my area of study as well. I was admittedly being a tad facetious. Trying to make light of the insanity. Not really wanting to take this confusion from those in charge as serious as it really is 😬
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Instead of being blinded with science, they're lobotomized with belief.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The video was just a bunch of him whining about consequences, but really... For me... It was all about the unfortunate-for-Elon placement of the black play button on his upper lip and its... uh... cultural relevance.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you're asking them, you're asking the wrong people... and sensible people are all asking the same question. How's that for the new reality 🤪
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well played YouTube. Well played.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He uses the good glue for the rockets.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I get called a dick and a pussy. I'm in the middle wondering when they'll make up their mind about me. The suspense is awful.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I was living in the southwest when the virus first surfaced many years ago. The CDC, USMRD, UCAL Berkeley Medical et al were there, boots on the ground... EVERYONE was freaked out. No one suggested a visit to MFA or Tractor Supply as a promising course of action.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There's a whole lot of rednecks touching themselves tonight...
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I mocked the tin foilies who proclaimed that CERN broke reality when the LHC went online in 2008... Ya know. Maybe hasty on my part.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Exactly equivalent.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've known some real pieces of shit in my life. Stepdads. Bullies. Thieves. Crack heads. But honestly, by comparison... they don't look nearly this bad.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Poor gobs. Now they have to trot home and water down Dad's vodka. Mind the level closely boys.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🎯 emotional memory. Excellent point. And language does change our perception far more than perception changes language.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Absolutely lovely... Even if it's not a puffin. Or a torpedo 😏
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's true. I nailed my saviour too. Great while it lasted but we were better as "just friends". Say that reminds me. EMT's don't get enough credit I think.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🤔 might it be rhetorical? It seems simple (albeit annoying when one leans too little on effort), but speech is one of the most complex things our brains do. Perhaps the information processed from our ocular radiation detectors is truly universal, making the neural route to language all that varies?
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A lot of those being targeted, dehumanized and marginalized by the right... and largely either ignored or used as talking points and political currency by the opposition... yeah, they're about to start stacking up in No Man's Land.
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✪ Forgotten War ☯
ALT: ✪ Forgotten War ☯
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Nothing votes like a wallet.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Tails Linux Operating System Logo
ALT: Tails Linux Operating System Logo
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How could you not believe in Dylan ail Don, bruh? How else would my name have ever come to exist otherwise? You're probably a banana-hand denier as well... Pfft. Silly atheist.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Deeper? Nah. Just more apologies and excuses for the leader supreme.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"I knew it. I fucking knew it. That costume designin' asshole just be fuckin' with me. I read for an episode of CSI you goddamn chicken heads."
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
As a former employee of the "evil empire" and a degree in psychology, with clearances as well... I can safely say (without violating my NDA and several articles of federal employment) that you're not wrong to wonder about such things.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Think outside the bun"
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
At least it's pointy...
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The Dictator: Aladeen's Pointy Missile Critique
ALT: The Dictator: Aladeen's Pointy Missile Critique
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Brad Pitt: I'd Make That Deal
ALT: Brad Pitt: I'd Make That Deal
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I liken this to how Taco Bell puts "Supreme" in the names of their shitty facsimiles of Mexican cuisine. White "Supremacy" implies shitty facsimiles of humans.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
And would probably be more in touch with humanity.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🎯 Truly.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Those are nice. These are something else:
B+ strain psilocybes
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Bosses (especially CEO's) are largely resource sponge automatons, preloaded with Speak-And-Spell type auto replies that regurgitate nothing but cliche dead end placations and bad ideas.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Paradox: The early bird gets the worm + good things come to those who wait = having your cake and eating it too.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah. That's right. Insolvent is the word for this. Average person... Few missed payments? Buhbye car. Five days late on utilities, buhbye water. Can't pay rent? Eviction. Can't afford medical care? Die. Government... Everything's fine. Have some tariffs. Bring us Krystal and caviar, peasants.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
From the hillbilly translator page: porn - n. the shameful act of dispensing a liquid from one container into another, thereby necessitating the unholy cleaning ritual of "doin' dishes". ex: Why the hell you porn that there beer into a perfectly clean glass for when there's a coozy right thar?
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Likewise. I really enjoyed your composition. It made me think of the death/rebirth theme of this time of year 😎
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Well past due, in all likelihood.
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TF2 Pyro Embraces the Flames
ALT: TF2 Pyro Embraces the Flames
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I thought you were going to be on about billionaires and CEO's initially. Didn't expect that ending. Definitely not wrong. Well said... Well played.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Whilst some things decay, others are born anew.
New growth, redbud leaf.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The problem is that special interest groups (primarily corporate 'entities') see independents as 'wild cards' that they may not be able to control and manipulate as easily as the people they already have in place. Elections costing billions is profoundly obscene, but does point to this fact.
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Put them on a reservation...
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Hostile White folks putting themselves on reservations is exactly what we need. #arkansas
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"cause there's Johnny walker red under my bed And there's a little orange man in my head"
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Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Which is more self-important... Admitting you don't know what you don't know? Or Claiming that you absolutely know what you can't possibly?
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