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Dylan Ilvento

@dylanilvento.com
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Web dev by day and game dev by nights and weekends. Working on Lexa at @ward-games.com (lexa-game.com) he/him | dylan@ward-games.com Trans Rights 🏳️‍⚧️ & Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 22/09/2026
Like this
Bad syndrome meme diagram but instead of one dark orb there are two.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 15/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous title card but it says "I'm Hungy."
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 09/09/2026
That’s what the masks are for, Fred.
Ocarina of Time Remake amiibo masks
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 05/09/2026
Was looking at my Pokémon cards when Pepper jumped up on the couch at the perfect time.
A hand holding a graded Umbreon card with a black cat standing next to it.A hand holding a graded Umbreon card with a black cat standing next to it and sniffing the card.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 27/08/2026
You're invited to our beach party.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/08/2026
Apologies, but this was too perfect.
“If you post ‘I’m Going Home’ on the timeline today I will start wailing.” Followed by a post of I’m Going Home.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 21/08/2026
Da movies.
Dylan's recent Letterboxd activity: Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender, Nuremberg, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and Toy Story 5.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 14/08/2026
Oh yeah.
Six little guys playing Big Walk, solving a puzzle that looks like a basketball hoop. Four of them are stacked on top of each other trying to drop a ball in the basket. The other two are standing off to the side.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/08/2026
Have yet to see someone share one of my favorites:
[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/08/2026
I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
My Criterion Closet picks: Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Irishman, The Graduate, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 01/08/2026
It's 2026, and we're excited to announce that MS Paint finally has a rotation tool.
Screenshot of MS Paint update with the title "Spin your imagination in any direction".
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/07/2026
Went to grab a screenshot for a pull request and goddamn it she closed her eyes right as I snapped the photo.
Screenshot of Project Lexa where the protagonist's eyes are closed.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 24/07/2026
I think coxed pairs might be the least efficient crew boat imaginable. Bigger boats definitely need a coxswain, but the guy in the bow of a pair could easily call commands like they do in doubles or quads. And as long as you're adding equal pressure on both sides, you're golden.
A picture of a "coxed pair" - two rowers with sweep oars and a coxswain.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes (2009)
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 17/07/2026
Hm, seems bad.
An air quality map of the northeast and midwestern United States. There is a giant, dark splotch going from Michigan to Maryland / New Jersey. There is a drop pin on Richmond, Virginia where the AQI is 191.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 16/07/2026
Gonna get this one graded.
Trading card for the video game of Flushed Away.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 14/07/2026
Two front end engineers at work are out on leave this week, which leaves me as the most senior front end on the project.
Tweet that says “accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life”
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/07/2026
Ours feel like they're all over the place, and they shift constantly. I think it's partially because we're not out yet / don't have a demo, but it's always some combination of: - Big AAA games (???) - Indies with pretty art (I'll take it) - Indie Metroidbranias (correct) - Star Wars (b/c sci-fi???)
"More Like This" for Project Lexa, which includes
- Outer Wilds
- Horizon: Forbidden West
- Warhammer 40k: Rouge Trader
- Subnautica: Below Zero"More Like This" for Project Lexa, which includes
- Star Wars: Outlaws
- Uncharted: Nathan Drake Collection
- Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
- Hell is Us"More Like This" for Project Lexa, which includes
- Replaced
- Blue Prince
- Hollow Knight
- Disco Elysium
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 28/06/2026
That viral contract that went around like a decade ago of someone negotiating with their wife about how many Funko Pops they could buy.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 27/06/2026
😎
A screenshot of Project Lexa with PlayStation controller glyphs.A screenshot of Project Lexa with PlayStation controller glyphs.A screenshot of Project Lexa with PlayStation controller glyphs.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 27/06/2026
Working on DualShock/DualSense support today in Lexa, as a treat.
The PlayStation face buttons - triangle, circle, square, and cross - in the Lexa art style, displayed in a row in a Photoshop file.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 23/06/2026
I'm a Double Dash man.
George Clooney in O Brother, Where Art Thou in that scene where he says, "I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 21/06/2026
It's no Lion King 1 ½
The movie poster for The Lion King 1 1/2, a direct-to-DVD prequel to The Lion King. The poster shows Timon holding Pumbaa aloft on Pride Rock like Rafiki does with Baby Simba in the first movie.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 29/05/2026
It's Pepper
A black cat laying on her side with a wide-eyed look.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 18/05/2026
Every sandblasting setup I've ever seen is an encased unit with a thick glass window where the operator has to work with thick gloves mounted to the damn thing cause if you were to accidentally sandblast your exposed finger, then you no longer have a finger.
Sandblasting cabinet where a dude is blasting paint off some metal piece. He is wearing thick rubber gloves that are mounted to the cabinet and is operating the sandblaster while shielded by the cabinet and a window.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 12/05/2026
Wow, just like that XKCD comic.
A 2009 XKCD comic titled "Cutting Edge," where someone plays games on a 5 year lag, which means they'll start sharing the Portal "Cake is a Lie" meme long after it has gotten stale.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 10/05/2026
A screenshot of the game Lexa where the player is mid jump. All you can see is their feet against a background of stars zipping by.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 10/05/2026
Was working on a custom camera for a cutscene in Lexa and right now it looks like she went to a planetarium show and can't find her seat.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/05/2026
I like this detail of Falco being the only one that personalized his ship besides Fox, selling their rivalry a bit more.
A screenshot of all of the Star Fox Arwings together in formation. Falco's Arwing is closest to the camera and sports a blue plumage decal on its wing.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/05/2026
Fred, I'm sorry to be a visualization pedant, but the shorter timeframe being wider than the longer timeframe did not help my brain ingest this data well. Otherwise, big fan of this graphic.
Two brackets representing a measure of days. The wider bracket has less days than the narrower one.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 05/05/2026
Hahahaha. What’re we even doing, man?
A BP gas station sign where the price is FOUR DOLLARS AND THIRTY NINE CENTS.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 03/05/2026
She's so angy when she's T-posing
Our player character from Project Lexa in a T pose with a neutral expression that nonetheless has a feeling of frustration about it.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/04/2026
It’s game dev time, and I have my coworker here with me.
A black cat sitting in front of a laptop with Unity open on it.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 25/04/2026
That's probably fine, right?
A CPU running at 97 degrees Celsius.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 20/04/2026
Me whenever I hear someone go, “Wow! The weather’s been so crazy lately!”
A smiley face that’s not so smiley, cloaked in shadow.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 17/04/2026
Clearly *someone* hasn't seen the 1976 holiday classic Rudolph's Shiny New Year.
A still from the movie Rudolph's Shiny New Year fearing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Baby New Year, a baby in a diaper and a giant top hat.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/04/2026
I know those Camelot / Golden Sun / Mario Tennis text fields anywhere.
Screenshot of Golden Sun with text window open.A screenshot from Mario Tennis for the GBA talking about taking performance enhancing drugs for some reason?
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 06/04/2026
Peepy
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 29/03/2026
Dude, I meant to show you this before you left
An alien baby
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 24/03/2026
POV: You just brushed your teeth and your cat loves the smell of mint.
An out of focus picture of a half of a black cat’s face really close to the camera.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 20/03/2026
Please enjoy this video of my cat snoring.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 15/03/2026
"Hang on I gotta google something real quick"

"Ok this is funny"
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 12/03/2026
Whew. It was high 80s here in central Virginia for the past few days and now it’s literally snowing outside.
Forecast for today for Richmond, Virginia. A high of 76, a low of 37, and 95% chance of snow.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 11/03/2026
I believe Nina is talking about da pits.
A pit in Super Mario Bros that Mario is attempting to jump across.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/03/2026
The Lexa translator UI with all of the elements and gizmos turned on can't hurt you.
The Lexa translator UI with all of the elements and gizmos turned on.
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 05/03/2026
Doin' that my9games.com thing. First ones that popped in my head and in no particular order:
An image from my9games.com of my nine favorite games (off the top of my head):
- World of Warcraft
- Gone Home
- Pokemon Crystal
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Halo 3
- The Beatles: Rock Band
- Telltale's The Walking Dead
- The Last of Us Part II
- Dear Esther
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/02/2026
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 22/02/2026
So true, inclement weather warning.
WHAT
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 17/02/2026
“You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” meme but it’s “You Wouldn’t Foster a Horse”
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Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 16/02/2026
yea meme
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