Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 05/09/2026Was looking at my Pokémon cards when Pepper jumped up on the couch at the perfect time. 010
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 01/08/2026It's 2026, and we're excited to announce that MS Paint finally has a rotation tool. 131
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/07/2026Went to grab a screenshot for a pull request and goddamn it she closed her eyes right as I snapped the photo. 000
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 24/07/2026I think coxed pairs might be the least efficient crew boat imaginable. Bigger boats definitely need a coxswain, but the guy in the bow of a pair could easily call commands like they do in doubles or quads. And as long as you're adding equal pressure on both sides, you're golden. 100
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 20/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18? 110
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 14/07/2026Two front end engineers at work are out on leave this week, which leaves me as the most senior front end on the project. 031
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/07/2026Ours feel like they're all over the place, and they shift constantly. I think it's partially because we're not out yet / don't have a demo, but it's always some combination of: - Big AAA games (???) - Indies with pretty art (I'll take it) - Indie Metroidbranias (correct) - Star Wars (b/c sci-fi???) 010
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 27/06/2026Working on DualShock/DualSense support today in Lexa, as a treat. 100
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 18/05/2026Every sandblasting setup I've ever seen is an encased unit with a thick glass window where the operator has to work with thick gloves mounted to the damn thing cause if you were to accidentally sandblast your exposed finger, then you no longer have a finger. 120
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 10/05/2026Was working on a custom camera for a cutscene in Lexa and right now it looks like she went to a planetarium show and can't find her seat. 161
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/05/2026I like this detail of Falco being the only one that personalized his ship besides Fox, selling their rivalry a bit more. 110
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/05/2026Fred, I'm sorry to be a visualization pedant, but the shorter timeframe being wider than the longer timeframe did not help my brain ingest this data well. Otherwise, big fan of this graphic. 120
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 26/04/2026It’s game dev time, and I have my coworker here with me. 130
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 20/04/2026Me whenever I hear someone go, “Wow! The weather’s been so crazy lately!” 020
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 17/04/2026Clearly *someone* hasn't seen the 1976 holiday classic Rudolph's Shiny New Year. 010
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 08/04/2026I know those Camelot / Golden Sun / Mario Tennis text fields anywhere. 120
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 24/03/2026POV: You just brushed your teeth and your cat loves the smell of mint. 020
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 12/03/2026Whew. It was high 80s here in central Virginia for the past few days and now it’s literally snowing outside. 100
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 07/03/2026The Lexa translator UI with all of the elements and gizmos turned on can't hurt you. 020
Dylan Ilvento @dylanilvento.com · 05/03/2026Doin' that my9games.com thing. First ones that popped in my head and in no particular order: 210