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Dan Peeler

@dwpeeler.bsky.social
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Author, illustrator, animal lover, meditator, peacemaker, Earthling.

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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As he grits his teeth at the noise of a military fly-by to salute him, I’m reminded of the feeling I had as he rambled incoherently in the stone silent room of the UN, his presence as welcome as a hemorrhoid.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I could not bear listening to him wandering around in his echoing head in front of the UN. He’s become his own imaginary friend.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The evidence of hundreds of empty seats at the Trumpalooza in Dallas reminds us once again that Trump is a Loser. So far, I’ve voted in 62 years of elections and this midterm is the most important election of my life! (In our lives! Make it so!)
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At what point does cognitive decline become designated as full fledged insanity? When you post Ai images of yourself being revered by G. Washington or when you think renaming everything on the map actually works to make us forget wars, the economy, your stupidity & Epstein? Anybody?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If it’s not on Mapquest, it’s not a place.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Epstein’s business partner was in Houston TX today to do a little fundraising for fellow criminal Ken Paxton, charging only $88,600.00 for a photo op. I guess the $600 was for wallet size glossies.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yes, the non-redacted Epstein files would doubtlessly end it all, but how many sidesteps of his past have we endured so far? Bottom line the man is a diminished-capacity woefully incompetent criminal fraud and let’s concentrate on the present and provable facts. Remove him now for today’s crimes!
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who has the feeling that very soon, his name will be taken off of a lot more than just the Kennedy Center?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m sure the bruising on TACO’s arms will eventually be explained away as the results of heroically elbowing his way through a rabid army of communist Democrats, but those are blood thinner bruises. I’m 80. I know. He has some serious heart issues. Ask his swollen ankles.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wonder how much the White House meme creator makes? That person or persons has a much more rigorous schedule than any speechwriter. Is there a Department of Wee Hour Lunacy?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
By now, everyone who is not MAGA cult -dependent understands that US consumers pay for foreign tariffs. The latest Epstein distraction tariffs against countries with alleged forced labor is the latest idiocy dumped on us. Labor harder folks! It’s forced.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’m growing so weary of the dumbest President in history being stupid enough to think he can unilaterally withhold Medicaid from States that don’t play nice in his swampy sandbox. Tuesday’s Epstein distraction du jour, category idiotic threats.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If your name is Donald, most of your friends call you Don. But if you don’t actually have any friends…..
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The planning team for the future DJT Library has announced that the building will actually be coming in under budget because it will definitely not have a Non-Fiction section.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Where do we find Communists in this country? Since Communism adheres to the principles of a classless society, check out the current decor of the Oval Office. It is definitely classless.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Thief in Chief says he will not sign the bi-partisan affordable housing bill “in protest” since it would tarnish his record of making only stupid, belligerent, and selfish decisions. A good villain must never play against type.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
All the lily white Christian Nationalists are upset about the mixed casting of some of the actors in the new Odyssey movie. Don’t worry folks! A lot of the Ancient Greeks were as dark-skinned as Jesus!
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could a team's attitude be derailed because of the interference of the most despised man on the planet? The US experienced a sloppy defeat to Belgium after the embarrassing meddling of the Buzz-Kill in Chief resulted in even some Americans hoping Belgium would win. Another war lost.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In response to the Supreme Court's upholding Birthright Citizenship, the Failure in Chief is calling on Congress to end it anyway by rewriting the Constitution without amending it. He will be calling on brand new cabinet member, David Copperfield, to explain to Congress how magic actually works.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To have a man who reflects to spirit of the Founding Fathers, as great a Commander in Chief as Washington, as inventive as Franklin, and as articulate as Jefferson opening our 250th birthday events is an incredible thought. And there might be such a man, but he certainly is not in the White House.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ok, the war that was not a war, whenever it ends is a defeat and is lied about, the reflecting pool is botched and is lied about. Distractions accomplished. Time for some truth about the EPSTEIN FILES before a wrecking crew demolishes the Washington Monument.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The escalating degree of his stupidity can easily be measured by his continual assumption that anyone is dumb enough to believe anything he says.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Whiner in Chief is now blaming vandals in frog costumes for filling the former reflecting pool with algae and stripping off chunks of the American Flag Blue bottom. Probably the same dudes who destroyed the East Wing. I wonder what animal costumes they were wearing then?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The National Guard is now patrolling the Reflecting Pool in full force, on the lookout for gangs of jogging Liberals who are reportedly dumping thermos-fulls of super-grow algae whipped up by the evil scientific community into it's crystal clear waters. It may cost another $15M to round them up.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The notorious war criminal, Netanyahu, is even more of a con artist and much more deadly than our own totally incompetent leadership. Yet, he has played the same marked card from his own deck for years that requires us to support Israel no matter what. Withdraw all support. Remove him. Game over.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So, now that the reflecting pool is covered with algae because of the new dark blue bottom, they’re filling it with hydrogen peroxide to kill not only the algae, but all the fish, birds, frogs, and any stray child that might fall in it. Forget about Epstein yet?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
22 Specialists consulted at his latest physical? Then a report from the White House that he is in perfect health? Maybe one of those specialist's prime expertise is creative writing.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Apparently the aliens who usually etch their crop circles in grain fields have taken a break from that activity to etch an enormous, though faint, 8647 on the grass of the National Mall. The word seems to be out Universally. Good luck apprehending them.....
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
On sale today! Trump family-owned and marketed commemorative medallions for the White House lawn slug fest, ranging in price from $250 to almost $12,000, a bargain at any price, said to be designed with his usual impeccable taste by the Grifter in Chief himself, who is just so bored with war stuff.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The unspeakably evasive Speaker Johnson admits there is zero evidence of California election tampering, but that everyone instinctively knows something is wrong. I would trust his instincts if he were a cat or a dog, but sadly, he is not. Still not sure what he is.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The World's Greatest Ever National State Fair for Freedom 250, or whatever it was called, has now become The Antique and His Roadshow, yet another rally re-run of self-aggrandizement, name-calling, non-sequiturs, and malapropisms eagerly anticipated by no one. Got your tickets yet?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He so desperately wants to be king, but in reality is like Shakespeare's rotund underling Falstaff, the symbol of everything that is sick and corrupt in the kingdom, who desperately cries out "I am old, I am old!" I suppose Falstaff couldn't afford doctors who would lie about his health.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
In his inimitable unintentional transparency, the Greatest President of All Time just admitted that the only entertainers he could manage to sign up for his epic 250 event were third-rate overpaid no-talents, but he'll be replacing all of them with someone who is even better-Himself. Rally-Ho!
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
No problem that the last of the C, D, and E list celebrities have backed out of the Freedom 250 Event. I'm sure we will be delighted by Perky Petie Hegseth's Amazing Balloon Animals and the hand puppet antics of J.D. (Fancy Vancy) the Birthday Party Clown.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just to be clear, I WILL NOT BE PERFORMING AT THE FREEDOM 250 EVENT IN DC. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It seems an Obama-chosen judge has ruled that the whiner-in-chief’s hand picked board of the Kennedy Center acted illegally in defacing the building with his name. What’s that I taste?Justice? It’s a sweet flavor I haven’t sampled for a while….Delicious!
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why are we distracting ourselves following a story about Bettina Whoever being the daughter of one of Epstein's many bankers? Do we actually care who T Junior married? Or that he even exists? Another rabbit trail irrelevant to the road to November.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Remember when we didn't need a service like Snopes to verify virtually everything we read, back before we were a culture of lies? Considering the incompetent in the Oval Office tells lies to cover up the lies he's told to cover up previous lies, it's not surprising others follow suit; exhausting!
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The highly useful termite-grubbing Australian Numbat is endangered, which is sad, as opposed to the money- grubbing Washington Dingbats whose total extinction is highly anticipated this November.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There is definitely a major problem with illegals in this country: the one who was illegally elected President and the one who illegally tampered with the technology that elected him.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Imagine being a member of a national television crew, comfortable in your job security as part of the highest-rated late night talk show in the USA, & being suddenly out of work because your craven network has bowed down to a terrified despot. The kind of stuff that makes America Great.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
During the Bush years, we were subjected to the vague War on Terror, an attempt to unify us against a noun describing an intense emotion. Now we're experiencing a deteriorating old man fighting a personal War on Comedians. He is a pathetic clown whose greatest terror is being laughed at. Such irony.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Mr. T and the Toadies dumped all their gifts and souvenirs from China before boarding the plane home, I supposed because the current FBI is too incompetent to examine them for bugs. China will still have access to plenty of National secrets, however, just by following his usual wee-hour rant posts.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So many colorful distractions; a golden statue, a billion $ ballroom, wars, airport names...Did the Department of Justice ever complete an investigation of the origin of those Swing State "Bomb threats" on the Election Day when the Lyin' King "won"?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So exciting to hear that the Old Grump Administration is renovating the East Patomac Golf Links after their leader publicly declared he could not care less about the dismal finances of everyone who can't afford to play golf. (Irony: a relaxing game could take their minds off their starving kids.)
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The guy posing as the POTUS says the present outrageous gas prices are a "little high" at the moment, but has offered the brilliant tip of driving only downhill as much as possible to save gallons of fuel. He believes this. He's that dumb. Maybe there are some more handy tips hidden in the E-files.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
So, Putin is living hidden in a bunker as rumors multiply about an inside-job coup, an imminent assassination, and an overthrow of the government. Awww...Why do all the worst things always happen to the nicest people?
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Since all the backers have backed out, the ones who were going to 100% privately finance the big beautiful bunker ballroom, the GOP Congress has decided that its $400 million cost is actually $1 billion, 100% funded by taxpayers. But, don't worry. The Supreme Court will declare it for Whites Only.
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Dan Peeler @dwpeeler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We’re exhausted. He’s done. Blue Majority Agenda: Remove the regime of the insider trading traitor for reason of treason, release the entire E-files, 20% tax on Billionaires, reboot the Republic. Happy ending.
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