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@dwfma.bsky.social
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the beach, the woods, and the Devils.

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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I need to stop watching movies about Satanic cults ... that's two in a row, now.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"you can't argue with the Flyers' success. you can only hope when they fold in the playoffs, you're there to see it." – ESPN the Magazine
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
oh no, not Cagney...
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@binns.bsky.social eh... COL 5, DAL 6, VGK 6, EDM 5, BUF 7, TBY 6, OTT 7, PIT 6.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
we had a normal experience today after yesterday's disaster. boarding momentarily after hanging out past security for three-plus hours 😜
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I mean, those uniforms will always be legitimately awesome. 🏴‍☠️
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
me, waiting through the first nine absolute bangers of the Vol 4 Redux tribute compilation, eagerly anticipating the crushing mass of Zakk Sabbath and "Under the Sun" to obliterate the rest of my afternoon. to quote Giles Corey, "MORE WEIGHT!" 🪨
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
rough, man.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Torts picked the Devils to win the Stanley Cup? is that a good thing or the kiss of death?
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I would ask that announcers stop referring to players by first name alone, but, on the other hand, doing so makes the home cooking that much more obvious.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
fake bonanza. 🎙️
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
"you can hold back from the suffering of the world. you have free permission to do so, and it is in accordance with your nature. but perhaps this very holding back is the one suffering you could have avoided." 🥹
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"I'm mentally blonde."
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
haha beat me to it.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
@binns.bsky.social slipping in my old age, buuuut... *WPG 6, *COL 6, NJD 6, TOR 7, VGK 6, ^WSH 6, EDM 6, TBY 6 * these have started, so a bit of a cheat. ^ as much as it pains+ my heart. + not a bread pun. well, not completely.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
the Devils seem to alternate years when they succeed too soon or not soon enough. luckily Montreal is almost always that second bucket.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I don't mean to distract from the live results, this game is insane. a buddy from work (not that one lol) is a Habs fan and totally called this game as the "we just fired out coach" statement win
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
oof. I mean, I appreciate the honesty, but why did they hire him in the first place? I always thought of Torts as a finisher (like Phil Jackson) rather than a builder, but I am also old and forget things.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I mean, technically, Smithson was not American, and left the founding gift without ever visiting the States… (I'm kidding)
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I might have missed that, was too busy going to bed with a two-goal Devils lead and waking up to overtime losses. what'd he do?
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@binns.bsky.social (obligatory "hey that guy got fired" message)
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
so mad/sad/confused, I can't properly Jersey.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
are we really going to lose this game? maddon’ 🤌🏻
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
is it the drugs again?
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
bold move by some random guy to wear a QOTSA shirt to a Brant Bjork concert.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
more of a Dopethrone guy myself (insert weird wizard laugh)
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
this almost sounds like a "Fork" email. "a more fulfilling career… somewhere else"
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🌴
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
kidding aside, no return announced yet.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
sorry to be caustic, just trying to distract myself from the Jack Hughes injury.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
no idea. thoughts and prayers? Auston Matthews?
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
and there he goes. (to TOR)
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"my motherfucker's so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him." enjoy that sleep, big man. say "hello" to the speaker of this quote. 🪦
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
watching the TSN TradeCentre coverage via the ESPN app, I just saw the "water main" edition of the "Avocados from Mexico" commercials. I hate avocado, but sorta miss those commercials. 🥑
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"dailing" a number? though that is also a relic. (crawls back into hole)
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
somehow the Panthers now have two more ex-Devil goalies: Kaapo Kähkönen and Vítek Vaněček… the Curse of Scott Clemmensen. this was after each landed in San Jose through separate transactions.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
me, a few years ago: why are all the good trades at the last minute? it's fun but exhausting. me, now: why are all the good trades days or weeks before the deadline? borrrrrrr-ing. 🤪
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@binns.bsky.social I can haz trades?
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
bro, stop trying to make Fetch happen.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
pretty sure I would drink fetid pond water from a rusty culvert if Willem Dafoe asked me. but not Michelob Ultra.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
during a school awards ceremony, my father and his loud voice heckled the school superintendent at the perfect moment. my friends were mortified, but my sister and I just laughed and shook our heads.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"you're the alligator?"
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
most of all, I long for these talking heads to stop referring to players by their first names.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I say this as a Ravens fan, so I hate everyone and everything.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
oh man Allen clearly had that. this league is a joke.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Romo was clearly listening to the NFC game, and is now trying to out-dumbass Brady.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Washington has the ball, Tom. they are not defending anything.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the same people (I'll raise my hand) who complain about sponsored search results are now going to blindly trust "AI" to suggest where they take their cranky father-in-law for dinner. that should end well.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
officials clearly got the memo to make sure Philadelphia wins, but forgot to read the fine print about not making it too obvious.
"be subtle with it, man." so says a character from "The Wire", an American television drama.
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dwfma.bsky.social @dwfma.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I carry some around just so I can yell at people that I have not lost them.
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