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Dwayne Turnbull

@dwayneturnbull.bsky.social
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I love to laugh, make others laugh, cook, bake, go down rabbit holes on TikTok and spend all day at the beach.

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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Quick question, where did all of the small government, keep government out of your bedroom, fiscal responsibility, back the blue, “I need my 2nd amendment rights and my assault style rifle for hunting and to protect my family from the government”, people go? Have heard from them in a while
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like old Vision, in hiding from Wanda’s crazy. That lady is smuggling a turtle or artwork and Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man just wondered over.
Aaron Sorkin, sporting an “interesting”choice of skin tone for his event.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He may as well have wheeled of the boxes of blank papers from his trust/financial presentation. Why wouldn’t a guy who hasn’t honored a vow, oath or any contract he’s entered, be considered trustworthy.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only thing I hear is “Team America, Fuck Yeah”, in the absolutely most mocking way, anytime the Orange Blight does his renaming things he can’t rename shtick. I guess everything is spray painted gold and labeled in The People’s House
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The US declares the Moon US territory and unveils new uniforms.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you don’t believe the world is round, how did we all end up back on Mapquest? Explain, why this isn’t a matrix glitch and 1997 isn’t overlapping with 2026.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’d spend the rest of his life listening to the Orange Blister of America tell me how he won 2020, before I ever buy anything from or have anything to do with @rockauto.bsky.social again. They are Ai cust svc now. Any company that does not allow me to talk to a human being will no longer exist to me
The part on the left is the part that failed on my car. The part on the right is the part that RockAuto’s Ai has decided is the right part and I must send back before anything else can happen. At my expense too.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sir, i still need to know what sides you have chosen for your entree.
Mel Gibson after being asked what sides he chose with his entree.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
David Attenborough 100%. He has to narrate like I’m a newly discovered or rarely seen species. I would do weirder stuff than normal just to hear him describe the weird stuff I’m doing.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I guess there doesn’t need to be a ballroom for the orange dirty Cheeto bag to blow around in after all.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ass
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
George Orwell is so pissed he didn’t go far enough. Everyone saw his big achievement turn green and start to peel but now it’s vandals. People are being harassed and terrorized because the president cannot admit he fucked up. That is not normal.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of the main things to deal with, if we survive as a country is “law enforcement”. We don’t have “law enforcement” officers, we have population control agents of the government. Most frightening thing to me, the amount of badge carriers that are fine harassing and hurting their fellow citizens.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DID YOU KNOW THAT DUMB WAS SPELLED WITH A “B”? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE VANDALS? DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALGAE? WE HAVE THE BEST ALGAE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IN THE TALL WATER THING! I’M GOING TO TAKE A NAP ON TV, YOU WANT ONE?
Lawnmower kid ignoring Trump.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One thing vandals always keep on them. Algae! In case they pass a reflecting pool, I’ve known some vandals to carry less spray can to be able to carry extra algae. These vandals must be stopped from ruining the president’s perfect renovation.
We've cleaned, renovated, and beautified over 45 Monuments and Memorials,
28 Statues, and 22 Fountains in Washington, D.C. Things are really looking good in our Nation's Capital, and add to that the fact that when I became President, Crime was rampant, and now, Washington, D.C., is one of the Safest Cities anywhere in the United States. However, we've had some real problems with Vandalism at the beautiful Reflecting Pool, which sits between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. Just like three days ago, they destroyed the grass outside of the Pool, they've also done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was just installed. No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work. Lightweight ABC Reporter, Jonathan Karl, was seen sticking his hand into the Pool, and trying to rip the rubber off of the surface. The algae is 75% gone, and the condition will soon be completely remedied, and the area that was vandalized, fortunately, is just a small area of damage, and will be fixed early next week. It's a shame that the Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats, who have spent their lives trying to ruin our Country, are free to do so. Law Enforcement is actively investigating this situation, and will hopefully have it resolved soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Can’t wait for Trump to try to claim part of the Knicks championship. Everyone needs to remind him that he moved to Florida because NY Attorney General Latisha James won a court case, with a jury, proving he is a fraud. No one likes him so he’ll try his best to latch on to the Knicks championship
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop will not be bringing their Play Along to the Freedom 250
American ventriloquist, puppeteer, children's entertainment , comedian, and television show host Shari Lewis with her puppet Lamb Chop
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
As a former restaurant GM, 86 means we are out of something and can’t offer it for sale. I have never heard of 86 meaning kill an order. Most restaurants have a 86 board, which lists everything we’re out of. Comey should sue for malicious prosecution.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This!!!! I’ve been waiting for anyone to point out this is not a White House event. Orange Geezus thinks because White House is in the name it’s a White House event. The media is failing this country spectacularly, in real time.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Brainrot got Orange Geezus acting like that weird guy that all the girls say no to, but he tells everyone he doesn’t want them. Iran already said they weren’t meeting days ago, what are we even doing here. Never thought the day would come when Iran would be more honest than the President.
Donald J. Trump

“I just cancelled the trip of my representatives going is Islamabad, Pakistan, to meet with the Iranians.
Too much time wasted on traveling, too much work! Besides which, there is tremendous infighting and confusion within their "leadership." Nobody knows who is in charge, including them. Also, we have all the cards, they have none! If they want to talk, all they have to do is call!!! President DONALD J.
TRUMP”
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
MAGA 2026! Fighting the people who fight and takedown the racists! I mean he could just be trying to keep those jet flights and sweet BMW ride to keep the girl?
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The more he goes on tv to kiss Orange Gesus 🍑, the more he looks like he needs a drink.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As the FBI Director, you’re always On The Job, someone should inform this guy of that.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This is an AI image of President Dirty Cheeto bag claiming victory for having his revenge fantasies executed. These revenge fantasies were fulfilled by people who who hate democracy and want to serve a king.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
New number, who this?
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Can’t wait for the “He slept with Willie Brown to advance his career” pieces. Or does that not apply to him. I was just figuring all of the people Willie Brown helped or mentored had to sleep with him. No…. just Kamala?
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The investigations of the people surrounding him and using his diminished capacity for personal gain and against this country should be plentiful. They should lead to life sentences at the minimum, they should also result in entire ill gotten wealth being lost.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Chicago is definitely getting invaded now. Depending on what else is released, there probably is going to be charges or arrests against democratic leaders. That’s why they dragged it out to line up targets for when this stuff is released.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Why is Eric Adams even the mayor if everything that happens is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social fault? He’s going to have to figure out whether his meme should say “Thanks Zohran” or “Thanks Mamdani”. Sheesh, 2025 and anyone with an unusual name who wants to help the marginalized is still the boogeyman.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Donald Trump and his merry band of imbecilic grifters won’t release the Epstein files, not because he is in them. They won’t release them because he’s in there the most.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Sean Duffy, looks like he tried on his Immigrant Halloween costume and forgot to take the makeup off before going on tv. These people are truly the worst clowns to ever clown.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Democracy in America had a decent run. Anyone paying attention will realize that 2024 was our last free and fair election. Now that ICE is funded at an immoral level. Mark my word, ICE thugs will be at polling places in 2026. It will be claimed it is for election integrity, it’s not.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This part. Wondering if it’s racism, or have you convinced yourself it isn’t racism? Ask yourself one question, where are all the white illegal immigrants being rounded up and harassed. How many of them will have their citizenship revoked?
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Unfortunately, @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov are too busy trashing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to care about actual racism. They are still trying to be friendly with people who keep punching them in the face. Shameful
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Wait till the poor “rural” voters realize the Oligarchy hates them too. Imagine being so wrapped up in privilege and hate you punish yourself.To think an Orange human paint blot and his billionaire buyers would care about you “rural” voters was crazy. Good luck out there.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
‘ brought to life’ in the US? Why not call it “Melania Mobile” if that’s the case. “Idiot IFones” would work too. Trump should really push the envelope and just sell farts in a jar with a gold lid. Then he would have true stories of people coming up to him crying.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Whoever used obliterated with The Thing, has all the cult dutifully parroting it as much as possible. We are in the middle of a psyop and the media is the weapon. These sites weren’t obliterated, now watch how obliterated will be used so much that people forget that nothing was actually obliterated.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
To paraphrase the great philosopher Day Day, “he’s willing to do something stranger for a little change”, or whatever he said.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This racist trash is the kind of thing only men like @jaketapper.bsky.social can get away with and continue to succeed after spewing. I say it’s racist because of how unnecessary and out of place it is. This comes across as voices @jaketapper.bsky.social has used with friends in conversations…
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
For all the “we have to mobilize for the next election and vote” crowd and pundits. Honest question, is there any evidence that the Orange Dirty Cheeto bag filled with human waste of a human President, or even any of his supporters for that matter, you know the ones I’m talking about.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
President Obama assembled a “Team of rivals” President Biden assembled a “team of capables” President Orange Short Bus Baby assembles a “team of losing loser, incels, who are still mad none of the girls they liked liked them back, snowflakes, fake tough guys”. Well, at least eggs are cheap. Wait…
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
1. BREAKING Several of Elon Musk’s associates installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) — including two recent high school graduates — have received unprecedented access to federal human resources databases containing sensitive personal information for millions of federal employees.
muskwatch.com
Musk associates given unfettered access to private data of government employees
The Musk-connected political hires include two recent high school graduates
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
We have officially entered the Idiocracy stage of American history.
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Dwayne Turnbull @dwayneturnbull.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’ve been screenshotting all the big talking MAGA accounts I come across. That way I can go back and see if they leave the cult when it starts affecting them and their loved ones, or they dig deeper. I feel like that’s going to be part of my therapy.
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