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Magnus Hjaelmar

@dwarven-viking.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him Author, artist, gamer. Lego enthusiast. General nerd, especially for Destiny 2, D&D, and LotR. Cats are life. Norse Pagan/Asatru. Substack: www.substack.com/@dawnbreakerdystop…

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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Please help y'all. This is a good friend of my good friend, and if you can spare anything PLEASE do.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I finished my wolf head LARP helmet! 5 days of work, all made of foam and hot glue with faux fur. Glass eyes from Amazon, baseball hat as the base.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Got a new keyboard to replace the uhh... well-loved former one. Being both a writer and gamer certainly takes its toll when you bought a $20 keyboard 6 years ago.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Almost done with the helmet! Just gotta prime and paint the jaws, teeth, nose, and eyelids. Then Wednesday I'll finish by adding the fur and that's everything!
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Working on the wolf head helmet for the LARP I'm going to on Friday. Needed something to keep my head warm. I'll be 3hrs north in the mountainous wilderness in winter, and with no heat outside the cabins and bath area, save for the giant hearth in the inn. Hence my costume!
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/12/2024
One of my favorite digital brush makers put out a free pack! Photoshop, CSP, and Procreate versions available olguioo.gumroad.com/l/ouobh?layo...
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Clip Studio Starter Brushes Vol.1 ✿ FREE CSP brushes
If you are looking for a free Clip Studio starter pack, this is the one! This basic brush pack has been made using my own textures.I love sharing my work with others, and I know how frustrating it can...
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Annual reminder to everyone to get up to date on your vaccines!! Especially if immunocompromised but able to receive them!! It's cold and flu season, pneumonia season, etc. plus travel is common meaning exposure risks are higher. Stay safe!! Get vaccinated if you can!!
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm fuckin tired y'all. Why is it so damn hard for trans folks to stay safe? Why do idiots see us as so inhuman that they believe we don't even deserve basic privacy?
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The worst part about holidays is seeing so many folks propose and talking about romance, knowing there's absolutely no decent men around me to date, and the closest I'd get is NYC which is beyond fucking expensive. And I'm going on 8 years single now. Everyone I know has someone but me. Hooray...
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DragonAnalei 🌺 COMMS OPEN @dragonanalei.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's been a little while since I did a raffle, so why not show off my account here with a new one? 🌸Repost + Follow to enter 🌸Ends December 30th 🌸Prize is a black and white sketch portrait If we get over 100 entries, I'll draw 2 winners
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ran to my doc this morning for testing samples. She gave me prescription painkillers thank Odin. I didn't sleep at all last night because pain. Gotta love a random patient handing Catholicism pamphlets at the dr office and making you take one from her. I have Odin tyvm. I'm good.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Woke up at 3am in horrible agony unable to sleep. Called a virtual doctor by 4am. I've got an infection that reached my damn kidneys again!! Drove out to grab antibiotics at 5:30am and I'm feeling far better now, but still suffering pain. Rip. At least no ER this time. Thank the gods!!
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Nicole Dake - Author @nicoledakeauthor.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Telehealth is important for elderly and disabled. Also for those with mental health issues who have difficulty getting into a traditional office setting.
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Adriel Rose @aerose.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“Telehealth Will Die In 3 Weeks Without Congressional Action” www.forbes.com/sites/judyst...
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Telehealth Will Die In 3 Weeks Without Congressional Action
Urgent action is needed to pass the Telehealth Modernization Act before it expires, ending telemedicine on Dec. 31. This would be devastating for disabled and rural patients.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I never posted this, but I coordinated all the lights for the house this year! :) We haven't really decorated it like this in ages, and I wanted that to change for once.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
It's completely unfair that hot chocolate take five million years to cool down enough to drink it, then there's a ten second window to drink it all warm before it's suddenly and magically ice cold.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Important if you post pics of your pets! I see these sorts of folks on Instagram constantly as well. This conveniently lets you mass block several dozen thieves of pet photos with a single button!
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Legend <33333
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My bros chased each other around for several minutes. One ran out the door and got locked out. I asked wtf is happening. Bro 1 made bro 2 lose all his diamond gear in Minecraft bc bro 2 stole a few of bro 1's cookies irl. This is what happens when you leave 3 gamer boys home without supervision.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Who knew one single character would become the highlight of my whole damn life? All hail our robot prince. He has returned. <3
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
So uhhh. I made my first ever yeast pizza on Wednesday! Oh my god it's so good! Next time I'm gonna put mozzarella in the crust, and more garlic.
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Robert Cooper @robertcooper-us.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”
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Spain to enshrine gay marriage and abortion rights into its constitution so 'they cannot be undone in the future' - Olive Press News Spain
PRIME Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain's constitution so they 'can never be undone'. The left-wing PSOE
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am NEVER gonna make a comic this big again, I say, but watch me make even more in a few weeks tops. Credit for some of the stock: www.deviantart.com/bambouyoyo www.deviantart.com/the-egg-carton
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY!!!! OP holy SHIT these are FUCKING GORGEOUS and do absolute justice to the handsomest man around omgggg!!!
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Did y'all think Javascript coding could be a metal song? Like a full metal song sung of just Javascript coding? Well it is. music.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
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NANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Reminder to hug you cats today if you have them. If they dislike hugs, then whatever the most sincere form of affection is, give them that. Cats are the best.
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Signe Maene @signemaene.com · 02/12/2024
Nocturne by Henri Le Sidaner (1862-1939)
Painting of two ghostly women in a night scene
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So I know I tell y'all he's big, but I literally mean it. Patron is GIGANTIC!!!!! And he demands hugs and cuddles. Or else.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The funniest thing is Patron getting mad that I try to go anywhere or do anything without paying the Hug Tax first and foremost. He will block me and prevent me from going somewhere or doing something until the dues are paid up in full.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Orlando the Marmalade Cat teaching his kittens to play cat’s cradle in A Camping Holiday. Written and illustrated by Kathleen Hale, 1938.
Colorful illustration of a handsome ginger cat with strong looped throughout his paws. Three kittens, calico, black, and white, try to imitate him but the black one is hopelessly tangled.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This whole thread is genuinely really reassuring to me, so thank y'all! I don't need someone even worse to try running one of my favorite TTRPGs into the ground. Hasbro has tried enough. I love D&D and I'd be so broken if Musky Wusky took over.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When I built my PC in 2019 I got a cheap ass keyboard for like $20. As a writer, I've since burned the text off the key caps in the years following. So of course I got a replacement tonight.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
So today is canceled by rabbit. Sorry y'all.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Have I ever shown y'all my axe and shield? Here's my axe and shield anyway.
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Marissa 🌙🌱 @marissasketch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Keep forgetting to post about it here but I have an INPRNT store! Everything is 25% off now through Monday, so if you've been wanting to grab some prints of my artwork now is a great time! 💖 www.inprnt.com/gallery/mari...
Digital illustration of Sam and Frodo from Lord of the Rings, except they are fluffy yellow baby chicks with yellow fluff on their feet. Sam is wearing an open grey vest and a brown messenger bag and Frodo is wearing a brown vest and a tiny gold ring on a chain around his neck. They are both wearing green cloaks with a leaf shaped brooch.Digital illustration of a duckling wearing pinkish-purple wizard robes, a red knitted scarf, and an orange nasturtium flower as a wizard hat against a black background. The duckling holds a wooden staff, with small leaves and a glowing pink orb at its center, that is also reminiscent of a duck.Digital illustration of Wirt from Over the Garden Wall, except he is a bluebird. He is wearing a cone shaped red hat and a dark blue cape, and is holding up a glowing lantern with his wing.Digital illustration of a scene from LOTR with Frodo and Gandalf as birds. Gandalf, a snowy owl, is wearing a wizard hat and robes and is driving a wooden cart through the Shire. Frodo, a yellow baby chick, is seated next to Gandalf and is looking up at him.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hurt shoulder, nothing can be done about it until my doctor and insurance start giving a fuck, but this man here gives me comfort through that. Tomorrow I hope to finally get the damn authorization for my MRI on the shoulder.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sass machine! Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a small shorthaired calico cat standing outside on rocky soil, looking sassy.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Hell night. Friend's dog passed from cancer today and our other friend wasn't here to say goodbye. I was going to sew, but my machine isn't working and I can't seem to fix it. Tomorrow will be chore day before Thanksgiving, so my father will be insufferable x3000. Fuck this.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is just what coming out as a trans man while an adult is like.
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
OH WAIT! Also:
Panel 1: A spaghetti-faced bat monster creeps through a menhir-strewn, moonlight-drowned plane. This is CTHULHU!

Panel 2: The dread High Priest of R'Lyeh's head is struck by a small red and white spheroid. The Pokeball bounces off the squid-y head of the elder god with a "Bonk!"

Panel 3: A nonplussed blue and white theropod glares as another Pokeball poinks off his muzzle.

Panel 4:  Saruman the White first of the Istari, foremost emissary of the Valar, sent to Middle-earth in the Third Age to stem the tide of Sauron's machinations, also gets bonked in the melon by a Pokeball. Sound effect is "Tok!"

Panel 5: Cthulhu, unknown dino, and Tolkien wizard chase a young woman and her companion into a nearby copse of trees. 

Panel 6: A young white woman with half a purple bob (other side of her head shaved) leans against a tree trunk. She is wearing a blue tshirt with a read Gatchaman symbol on it, and a back pack with a trans pride badge on the strap. Her bulbasaur cowers at her waist. She is breathing hard. she says: Puppy, I think we're doing this wrong...

Panel 7: The girl walks away from the forest, holding her pokemon. She says: Sorry, baby. I thought for sure we were at least gonna get us a Sauruman.

Meanwhile, the Istari in question shouts "Keep looking, you fools!" as the dinosaur's head pokes above the tree tops, looking curiously at the towering form of Cthulhu, who is in turn gazing lovingly at the theropod.

This is a comic.

Um.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I have a friend who moved from NJ to Florida this year and he says it's 59° there, but folks are wearing thick winter coats with fur lining, earmuffs, etc. How????? It's 45° here and I'm in shorts. I'd be a puddle of melted Magnus if I dressed in anything warmer.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The existence of transness has been around as long as humanity itself. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For those following me, note that I tend to keep my feeds limited, mainly because I try to keep only positive content in my life due to anxiety and depression issues. So please if you post discourse or debate consistently don't be upset if I don't follow back. I apologize.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My brother's enormous blanket is done!! 5ft x 8ft of fleece!
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I swear I'm mature. I'm 25. I am definitely not sewing myself a gigantic dragons and unicorns blanket to sleep under. I totally don't hug adorable plushies as I sleep while I listen to heavy metal.
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Characters for my novel I'll someday write "Mechtyra: Falling to Earth" From left to right, bottom to top: King Rasten Xalkrios Alex Fenrir (protagonist/hero) Xefyr Prince Raider Xalkrios Luminous Fenrir Prince Slate Xalkrios Gladrious (antagonist/villain)
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Magnus Hjaelmar @dwarven-viking.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Funniest thing is, tonight, I taught myself how to use the sewing machine. But the machine's missing the spool cap. So I shoved a screwdriver in a wine cork and stuck that on the end, and it works great as a replacement til the new actual replacement arrives lol.
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