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Derek Warren

@dwarren57.bsky.social
2.3K followers 3.1K following 631 posts

I like to write. I work in retail. I hate writing these things. Unapologetically a part of the #LGBTQ Community. #LGBTQ #Autism #Gay #AutismSpectrumDisorder #Pittsburgh #Writing

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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 4h
Seeing Conservatives turn on each other and call each other gay is hysterically funny!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There should be legislation that bans Flock cameras nationwide. Something tells me the powers that be would do whatever they could to stop them from passing.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I agree with the article. There aren't enough "bad" interactions and situations in the game. It sounds weird, but it's true! #Paralives www.michigandaily.com/arts/digital...
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Paralives is still in progress
Four months into early access, Paralives’ life simulator still lacks spontaneity.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard students at the middle school in my hometown thought it would be hilarious to make a "potion" of toilet water, vinegar, lemon juice, and other household items. They brought it into school and sprayed it in the eyes of at least ten students.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was highly ironic to see people like Kid Rock spending their hard-earned money to buy Bud Light products only to film themselves shooting them because they feel they are "too woke." The only thing I agree with the anti-woke crowd about Bud Light is that their product is shit!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am hoping the next patch for #Paralives comes soon! The first major update is expected by the end of the year.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know what to say about hearing a Giant Eagle ad on the radio the moment I turn into the parking lot of my store.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh boy, another promoter of the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop? I've taken antidepressants for years, and I am not quitting them just because some pick-me from a highly suspicious cult disguised as a church tells me to do so! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGJS...
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The Thirst Trapping Scientologist Recruiter of TikTok
YouTube video by Film Cooper
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am not even remotely surprised to hear about Braden Eric Peters (aka Clavicular) being arrested for some serious and disturbing crimes. I hope justice is served against him!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not ashamed to admit I've pre-blocked people from my high school years who have shown up in my friend suggestions.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's band quit! Ha ha!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Arresting a teacher for asking about their superintendent recieving a pay raise? That's messed up, among other words that start with f and rhymes with trucked up.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Linda road rage episode on #BobsBurgers is so relatable!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I suppose the term Autistic Spectrum Disorder means my personality is a disorder, whether people like it or not? The world tells Autistic people they must change everything they are to appear less "disordered." Certain religious people also do that!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That moment when your coworker gets fired for stealing cash from her assigned register after only being employed for two-three weeks. She even thought she could still work this week after already being fired!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would Grindr crash if the Republican National Convention came to Pittsburgh?
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Telling an employer about my Autism diagnosis has always been a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation. It shouldn't be that way, but it often is for many Autistic adults.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The biggest thing I remember about September 11, 2001, is sitting in Mrs. Casey's third grade classroom and having no idea what was happening as at least half of my class went home with their parents.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My Giant Eagle will have a pizza station in the Prepared Foods area when the renovation is completed! I am excited for that!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I offended people one year ago today and do not regret it. I still don't shed a single tear!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I shared my thoughts about an event on September 10, 2025, that offended people. I was unfriended/blocked, and I don't regret it, even a year later.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thinking about my grandparents as they prepare to move from Tenneseee to Ohio to live with my aunt Teresa. It will be difficult for them, but I think it is the best thing to do!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That moment when the "C" in the word "Cinema" is burnt out! #awkward
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Perfect portrayal of teenage podcasts! www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8lP...
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Every Teenage Boy Starting a Podcast
YouTube video by Jamawhat
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hit a deer almost a block from my house. Just my luck!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am not ready for pumpkin spice season; I'm sorry. Giant Eagle already has peppermint-flavored coffee, too...
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing Magats turn on each other is even better!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing Milo Yiannopoulos get detained by ICE is the best thing I have seen all year!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing Magats turning on each other is entertaining!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not all Christians want to control the private lives of people they personally disapprove of, but many people who want to do those things are Christian. Sorry, but it's true! www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6AA...
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I Took a Gay Conversion Course for Christian 9-Year-Olds
YouTube video by Genetically Modified Skeptic
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn't know real families had Human Resources departments. I learn something new every day! 🙄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9P...
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How HR Be Like Before They Fire You
YouTube video by Alpha Mansion Animations
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Funny how I never realized until now that the Oompa Loompas on Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory are brutally rude.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't you love waking up from a weirdly vivid dream and wondering what on earth it was trying to tell you about your waking life?
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I loved visiting the National Aviary. The little Australian finches in the Grassland area were my favorite!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am going to the National Aviary tomorrow! I always look forward to seeing the different birds from all over the world. #Pittsburgh
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
October 25th will be the 25th anniversary of Windows XP. I miss annoying people with Microsoft Sam!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton. I've been in East Tennessee many times and loved hearing about all of the good she has done for the region!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is why I despise the Jubilee debates! 🐂💩 www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Nobody Wins on “Surrounded”
The viral YouTube debate show attempts to anthropomorphize the internet, turning incendiary discourse into live-action role-play.
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sorry, I am too annoyed to watch Jubilee debates. 🐂💩
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am now officially a full-time Giant Eagle cashier!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Public libraries are for everyone, not just one set of beliefs!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lol I just saw a video of this woman's Amazon delivery via drone get dropped into her swimming pool! It was hard not to laugh!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I apologize if "constantly being deep in thought" makes you think I am rude. That's part of my personality, and it isn't ever going to change! I've tried to change, and it just isn't feasible for me. I am just being human in a world that often makes me feel like a robot!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm supposed to feel sorry for Perez Hilton? That's rich! 😂
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is hilariously accurate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLQV...
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Popular Girls Spread HORROR During Lunch
YouTube video by Alpha Mansion Animations
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"You're really ruffling some feathers around here, Mr. Birdman!" That was punny! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubHs...
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UNMASKED: Who is the bizarre viral Birdman of Burwood? | A Current Affair
YouTube video by A Current Affair
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I applied for a full-time cashier position at my Giant Eagle. I have been part-time for six years, so I am hoping I get the position!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's back-to-school week... 🤮
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Andrew Tate is complaining that jail is the exact opposite of a resort? That's hilarious!
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Derek Warren @dwarren57.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That video of the Texas Governor terribly cutting up roast beef at Buc-ee's is hilarious! I am not upset that there aren't any Buc-ee's locations in Pennsylvania.
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