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Dwark

@dwarkmke.bsky.social
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West Virginian transplanted to Milwaukee. Brewers, WVU, Purdue Pharmacist, Nerd SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 1h
With two factor authentication.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 1h
I'm going to game two and it's going to make me have to leave work early which is just really a thing I'm having a hard time with.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 6h
The Patriots did a better job running off left tackle, the right side of the line was a bit undersized.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't mean it I swear
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lara?
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Next time. Just like the 50/50 drawing.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💪
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alarm set for 5:15. They owe me a win.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With Chourio on deck they knew he'd probably take it too so it was a weird disadvantage for Joey.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But with the righty coming in why not pinch hit Hamilton It's a joke, put the knife down!
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh well.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm feeling Bryce oppo double here. #manifesting
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let's win this and worry about it while the Dodgers and Braves fight it out
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Need Bauers bat to talk now
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like he could end up being a pretty good bullpen guy. Eventually.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This could've been a Chad Patrick opener-email.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Padres lead? Maybe?
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shame, really.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Office Space: Peter - Stare at My Desk
ALT: Office Space: Peter - Stare at My Desk
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On fastballs very much in the zone
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Angels and Rockies need to create a joint support group for their fans.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Close the Internet, we have a winner.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's what the all star break is explicitly for.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I'll ride or die with King Jack Jack
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've never been less stressed before a playoff game. Sweep the leg.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair, most things are.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I found out at 5:30 ish that I have to do 2 extra hours and all day by myself tomorrow. Wife asks if that means I'm not watching the game. Of course I'm watching the game! I have more anxiety about tomorrow anyway 🤣.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sabrina the teenage witch?
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm obligated to say Cowboy Bebop forever.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My biggest problem with this is that if it works they'll do it again.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Phillip of Macedonia should have just pitched Robert Gasser.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, if spending $50 to rack up enough tickets to buy a $3 toy isn't freedom I don't know what is.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sal's dismissal of Yelich's tackle was really good. Total "I could kick his ass." vibes
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohh that explains the pepper spray.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoever wins, it would be bad if the series went all five with at least one extra inning game. I would really not want that to happen to such nice folkz.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And so you did. Gingerly. 😅
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He has my axe.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Signing up for that new social site with my .edu email address.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I absolutely love that I can't hear him.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Narrator This time, it was for sure.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then what happened
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brewers fans have despised Manny Machado since the 2018 post season, it is a little ironic that Padres fans likely emerge from this series despising the Brewers. A seemingly unlikely non-divisional beef.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are not allowed to watch any more games.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, work is cancelled tomorrow, right?
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The most unbelievable end to a game, in any sport, I've ever been present for. Bonus, I got to enjoy some pandemonium in the nosebleeds with my dad.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Brewers The Legend of Jackson Chourio
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, I was quite mistaken on this. There is so much sun.
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Dwark @dwarkmke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unimpeachable talent. Gives myself high five.
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