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Libbubus Lloyd

@dwarfpotato.bsky.social
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Queen of the never ending to do list. Learning how to write technical content. I love kayaking, books, crochet and my guinea pigs. She/they.

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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I will never find out what exceptional opportunity I missed 😢
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SPOOKY MUSIC
Photo of a TV with an incredibly messy room in the reflection, please don't look too closely. The TV has a quote about paranormal home inspection. Underneath, the subtitles are turned on, where they helpfully inform you that there is "spooky music"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Latest hedgehog activities (hogcurrences), certified cute.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I took a photo of a rabbit poop tideline after the rain last week, and WhatsApp offered to restyle it with AI.
Screenshot of the bottom half of the WhatsApp menu when sending a picture. The picture is of some very brown grass with a huge pile of rabbit poop all washed up together. At the bottom of the picture is a button with the star icon that is starting to trigger my gag reflex, offering to restyle the picture with AI.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drawing of a person I passed in the park, who has baffled me with the snapshot of conversation I overheard. Speculation welcome.
Pen drawing, lazily coloured in with pencil. It is a woman with a hella hourglass figure. She is wearing short shorts and a crop top. She is smiling and walking while looking down at her phone, and she is carrying a bunch of flowers in cellophane. The lady is annotated with "perfect makeup", "not a hair out of place", "clearly works out a lot" and "HUGE bunch of flowers". Underneath her is quoted what I overheard: "so. I went to kiss him again. But I went for the SECOND him, not the actual him!"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@octopus.energy found a decent viewing spot, had a great view using binoculars as a projector, and crocheted an ecliptopus while I was waiting. #octoeclipse
A wide field with open sky. In the background are cranes, pylons and barford power station.A piece of paper with the shadow of a hand holding something over it. There is a bright crescent of the sun being projected through binoculars. Also on the paper, which is shiny, you can see a vague reflection of the hand holding the binoculars with the sun coming through them and glowing behind the hand too.A pad of lined paper with the crescent sun projected. Sat on top of the paper is a little black crocheted octopus. He has yellow eyes and one yellow tentacle.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Perfect road sign, no Noets.
A road sign with directions off a roundabout. If you take the second exit you can go to St Neots, but if you take the first you'll end up in St Noets.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😮
The front of an Avro Lancaster. The bomb aimer station is a perspex hemisphere with a round hatch on the bottom side. Inside are two metal mounts but I don't know what for. The whole impression is of the most idiotic/terrified heavy bomber that is not impressed about flying at 200mph.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wonder if the Black Cat roadworks crew want their barrier back?
A person in a red kayak is trying to lift a plastic road barrier out of the river. The barrier is all green and gross. The kayak and the barrier are all tangled under a treeThe barrier has been successfully retrieved and is carefully balanced on the back of the red kayak. The barrier is about 3 times the width of the kayak. You can also see ripples on the water because it was raining again.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Assessment complete: moderate levels of wimb.
A UK street name sign for "wimbish road"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@ass.golf Beepatrice's expertise is needed in Europe!
A safety recall published by the EC. The item is a rotating dildo from Ann Summers. Apparently "part of the product may detach, leading to the shaft becoming exposed, which may cause injury to the user"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Esk is very interested in my face. She is also very tickly. Happy birthday!
A guinea pig is standing on my shoulder and having a really good sniffle of my eye.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hope potatoes also count.
Three guinea pigs on a sunny lawn
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Truly unprecedented levels of passive voice from the BBC when talking about a police car hitting a pedestrian.
Screenshot from a BBC news article about a police officer (Duthie) hitting and killing a pedestrian (Cameron). The screenshot reads "Duthie was responding to a report of a serious incident when the police car he was driving was in collision with Cameron as she crossed a road, the force said."
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
PowerPoint has a very low opinion of french cuisine, apparently.
A search for stock icons in PowerPoint. The search term is "trash". There are the expected icons of bins, banana peels, recycling icons, and also two options for baguettes.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Wow. AI is coming for your jobs, architects. This plan is flawless and so detailed.
I asked for an image "please design my house extension for me". "Ai" (a human drawing on their touchscreen) responded with a really wonky drawing of a house (square with a triangle on top) with a box to the side filled with brightly coloured scribbles and labelled "disco bar".
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Omg! No way!
A pretty grainy photo of a subway. The "sub" of the logo is illuminated but "way" isn't
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The Swedish for "fast charger" is SNABBLADDARE (Don't buy this snabbladdare, it's not safe. Detail: ec.europa.eu/safety-gate-...)
EU plug usb c fast charger. Brand is LE-ON. Box is black and bronze. The charger is white. In Finnish it is a pikalaturi, which sounds like a cute rodent. In Swedish it is a snabbladdare, which sounds like a crocodile gobbling up its dinner. Picture taken from the EU safety gate website cos this charger isn't safe!
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Environmental storytelling. (I sliced my finger and ended up in a&e)
A crusty boule-shaped loaf with a bread knife cut almost all the way through it, abandoned on a messy kitchen worktop.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Went litter picking in the park today. Stopped when the bag got too heavy to carry.
A medium sized bin bag of rubbish, with a dog poo bag next to it (which had the vapes in)
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cosy baby up in this house too.
Black and light tan guinea pig peeking out from under a blue fleece blanket.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
31. Orenge Gelatin Hourse #botober
Pen drawing. It's sort of like a gelatinous cube, but it has a horse's head stuck out the top. It is digesting two horseshoes and a saddle, plus a clock. The cube (and horse head) are coloured orange.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
30. Add blender. Shell. #botober Something different today, because today is Tiff's first birthday!
Photograph of a black and sandy brown guinea pig sat on top of a small food processor. There is an egg inside the food processor.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
29. Small calling cheese #botober
Line drawing. Two cheeses. One is a slice of big cheese with holes in. It is doing a tired sigh. The other cheese is much smaller and round. It is labelled babybel. It is crying loudly "waaaaa! Mamaaaaa!"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
28. 1 teaspoon flup #botober
Two line drawings. In the first a hand is holding a teaspoon of something quivering. It is labelled "1 teaspoon...". The second drawing is the same hand but it has flipped over so that the contents of the spoon fell out. It has landed wetly with some bits flying off. It is labelled "flup".
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
27. 1 cup sliced dish #botober
Line drawing. An array of items. A phone, a chopping board (with a knife and a plate, cut into slices), a selection of cups, glasses and mugs, a piece of paper labelled "recipe" and a set of old fashioned weighing scales. Above the phone is a hand in a frustrated claw shape with the text "AUGH!" Below everything is the text, "yes, but how much is one cup IN GRAMS?"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
26. Pepper towels #botober
Pen drawing. A disembodied hand is passing another disembodied hand a roll of paper towels, saying "here..." The second disembodied hand is slapping them away, saying "for the last time, I need PEPPER towels not paper towels!"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
25. 6 slices soup #botober
A giant number 6 with eyes, eyebrows and arms is slicing a jellyish slice off a cylinder, which is how I imagine soup would be if you could remove it from the can and maintain the essence of can.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
24. Leanwhile #botober Actually 24 this time. Have to go find another pen tomorrow :(
Three drawings of a basic cartoon crocodile. In the first it has angry eyes: meanwhile. In the second it is all slanty: leanwhile. In the third it has its mouth open and teeth visible, with a glinting star: cleanwhile.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Day 4 of job hunting: making memes to mock stupid Gemini.
Gemini summary: 
for stranded 30AWG wire:
Stranded 30AWG wire: a stranded 30AWG wire has a slightly larger diameter than a solid one.
Pad dimensions: a pad around 1.5mm in diameter with a 1.8mm drill hole is a suitable choice.Union Pacific train hitting a bus meme. In the first image, an American school bus is sat on a train track. The bus is labelled 1.5mm pad. The train is approaching in the background.
In the second image, the train has smashed the bus aside. The train is labelled 1.8mm hole.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
23. Rub the bog #botober Had the terrifying realisation halfway through that I don't know what a toilet looks like. There's a cistern. Seat. Bowl. How they connect together? Unknowable.
Pen drawing of the side view of a toilet. There is a hand like the sort you see in instruction manuals, with a double-headed arrow indicating it should be moved back and forth.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Day 3 of job hunting: my unemployed housemates are trying to get me to try weed.
Two guinea pigs sat on a carpet eating dandelions. There is a human leg (mine) behind them. The guinea pigs are both black, one with ginger patches and one with sandy patches. They are both utterly adorable and very very beautiful.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Day 2 of job hunting: pretty sure this job title is from the onion.
An advert for a career as an apprentice glue minder.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
22. Spoonfur pie #botober
Pen drawing. A spoon is floating in midair. The handle has long flowing hair. A floating pair of scissors (it's late, I wasn't going to even try to draw hands) is going to snip the bottom off the hair. Some bits have been cut and are raining down on a pie, which is labelled with "just a sprinkling on top"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
21. Cucumteragus #botober I reckon guinea pigs would be as kaiju to cucumbers. Unfortunately nobody has ever seen a guinea pig from below and I failed to draw it :(
Pen drawing. A giant guinea pig is looming over two sky scrapers. At the foot of the buildings, little sausages that are supposed to be cucumbers are running away with their arms in their and going aaaaaaaa! The giant guinea pig says, in all caps, WHEEK.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Day 1 of job hunting: punctuation matters.
screenshot of a linkedin post. someone has shared a post from ORB medical.

person: Great to be back with old mates and reunited with customers. Always a pleasure orb!

ORB Medical: What makes strong

partnerships? For us at ORB Medical, it's about more than just business - it's about showing up, sharing stories, and...

[link to more]

the top of a photo from orb medical is visible but the rest is cropped off.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
20. 1 smorbs #botober Smoooooorbs
Pen and ink drawing. A set of tongs is picking a squishy sphere thing out of a packet. Some bits are falling off the sphere. The packet is labelled SMORBS and is resealable for freshness. There are also little twinkles and some cartoon smorbs with different expressions.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
19. Grated pan #botober Not sure where I was going with this. Not sure the plane knows where they're going either. Or how.
Line drawing of an airliner. Also in the sky with it is a flying box grater and a flying frying pan with a vertical stabiliser. The airliner is saying "er... Hello ATC, this is a pan-pan... Well, a grater pan?"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
18. Baking stalks #botober I guess baking stalks are what's left over when you've finished harvesting baking beans.
Line drawing of two clear plastic tubs. One is labelled baking beans and has a drawing of a pie on the label. It is filled with circles. The other says NEW baking stalks! And is filled with sticks. The baking beans are labelled "for blind baking your pie crusts" and the baking stalks are labelled "for blind baking... Cannoli? Erm"
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
17. Drained bread crusts #botober
Line drawing. A hand is holding an upside-down, partially opened can bread crusts (mmmmm), which is dripping water. The tin has a drawing of a loaf of bread on.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
16. 1 medium clothed bell #botober
Line drawing of a bell dressed up as a fortune teller. It has heavy, sleepy eyes, a crystal ball on a table in front of it and some cards. The bell is saying "for whom does the bell toll..."
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
15. bear spice #botober
A not especially good pen and ink drawing of a bear. It has bright blue eyes. It is labelled 15. Bear spice
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
14. Lightly spather #botober
Line drawing. A badly drawn person is blowing a raspberry and saying thphtbtpather! Another badly drawn person is wincing while getting hit by flying droplets of what I feel could be called spather.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
13. Pickled cubiwery #botober Yes, I'm British. Yes, we do have infinite words for drunk.
Pen and ink drawing of two birds. On the left is a passable cassowary, if I do say so myself. On the right is another sort of cassowary, but all of the lines are straight. Instead of the weird fleshy thing on top of its head, it has a cube. It also has drunk bubbles coming out of it. The left bird is labelled cassowary; the right bird is labelled cubiwery. Both birds look incredibly done with life.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
12. Lemuffir #botober I assume lemuffir is a regular verb?
Pen and ink drawing of a Janelle Shane-style bot holding a stick and pointing at a blackboard. On the blackboard is the word lemuffir, conjugated as if it was a french verb.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
11. Catsian spinach #botober (Oo, multi-day continuity? Now we're getting advanced.)
Line drawing. A small tin can is open. It is labelled catsian spinach and has stink lines coming off. To the left a cat is stalking off towards yesterday's drawing of 1/4 can cool soup.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
10. 1/4 can cool soup #botober
Pen drawing of a bowl of what is supposed to be liquid. Rising out of the bowl is a blob, wearing pointy wraparound shades and doing finger guns. Next to the bowl is an open can labelled gazpacho. The can is clearly (ahem) 3/4 full.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
9. Small sweet pipes #botober
Pen drawing of a radiator on the wall. The inlet pipe is disconnected and has a sweet (candy) stuck in the end. On the floor are a few scattered other sweets plus some spanners. A written note says "ah, there's your problem, mate. Very hard sweets round here..."
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
8. ground mayonnaise #botober
Drawing of a jar of mayo sticking out of the ground. The label on it also has an electrical ground signal and half of the word "mayo". Behind it is a shovel stuck in the ground after being used to dig up the ground mayo.
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Libbubus Lloyd @dwarfpotato.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
7. Behold onion. #botober Jesus fucking Christ I can't draw hands. The genAI-compliant number of fingers fits with the botober vibe though I guess?
Drawing of an onion being held aloft in the palm of a hand. A heavenly chorus (very small one) is nearby. Some lines radiate out because the onion is clearly very holy. It's got a halo too. The hand has an uncountable number of fingers that is almost certainly greater than 4.
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