jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026i pay a guy to feed me spiders in my sleep to get the yearly average of spiders swallowed WAYYYYYY up 000
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026white people when you say you haven’t seen the angine de poitrine kexp performance yet 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025no wonder trump was so hateful towards hillary; she stole his man!! 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025she said she said is an incredible song on its own, but having it come after yellow submarine makes it sound like a gift from the heavens 000
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 27/10/2025going through my own bluesky posts like a widow looking at pictures of her old lover 000
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025just got a chinese spam call do you think it’s a hint at heaven 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 26/08/2025transbian struggles are spending too much on cigarettes and being scared to try a different oat milk 030
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 22/08/2025do you think sailors ever laugh at the word “semen” because it sounds too much like seamen 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 20/08/2025michael bay getting buzz aldrin to say he went on the moon to research transformers is so funny to me 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 16/08/2025i hate shitting at work i’ve been in this bathroom for eight minutes which is like an hour in work time 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025in utah, if you assault a child then your lawmaker relative changes it so anyone can assault a child 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i just looked at calvin harris’ instagram and i need to forget about that somehow 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025my name is NOT pink and i am HEARTBROKEN AND DEVASTATED to meet you 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025it’s past midnight and i have california one stuck in my head i guess my brain wants me to cry myself to sleep 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 29/03/2025world so fucked up white guys don’t even say “man crush” anymore 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 20/03/2025haven’t been able tk fall back asleep so i just rolled and smoked a joint outside while it was lightly raining i love life 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 14/03/2025just realized i slept through the blood moon. gonna kms now 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 22/02/2025hands are so dry that my knuckle started bleeding after i put lotion on it. what’s the fucking point anymore 010
Reposted by janefunkyfrogfreak.bsky.social @funkyfrogfreak.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Every time I see someone use AI images to dunk on Trump or Elon 10968214
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 29/12/2024to a sick and twisted person like me, 8ball+ is just normal 8ball 010
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 29/12/2024gettin politically heated at the bar + grill call that right wing 011
jane @dvmbpvnk.bsky.social · 28/12/2024i love when facebook suggests the worst people ever like yes i totally want to add someone who fucked me over in every way 010
