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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 4h
New culture war just dropped, you're not a real Republican unless you scream at your coworkers when they use the term AI.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 30/09/2026
LiMu needs to start partnerships with Hollywood to get Liberty Biberty in the movie itself.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 25/09/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social what is the ethics of making company purchases at Costco and keeping the cashback?
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
⚠️ The US almost went to war with China because of a false report generated with AI
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Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say | CNN Politics
The episode shows the risks of using this new, relatively poorly understood technology in the middle of the Iran war
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 11/09/2026
How does this not freak out every former conservative that supports this guy?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 08/09/2026
Sunday Scaries, on a Monday?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 27/08/2026
You can now remember the great lakes by using the acronym S.H.A.M.E.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 27/08/2026
We have taught children for hundreds of years to remember the lakes by the acronym H.O.M.E.S. Now we have to use H.A.M.E.S. This must be the breaking point, the American people have had enough.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 27/08/2026
Why does Claude insist on using emailed codes as the default login method? The emails take 11 minutes to arrive and expire after 10.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 17/08/2026
I asked an LLM to perform a task that I thought would be ideal for a small sub-agent to perform. Instead of calling a smaller model, it made a monster RegEx function with 9 phases that works perfectly but seems like it shouldn't?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 05/08/2026
I feel like all the good Tweets are all captured in screenshots and posted here. Bluesky is the "BEST OF" album of Twitter.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 03/08/2026
I bought a bigger laptop with a so-called 10-key keyboard, but despite having a whole second set of number keys there is still no "10" key, I still have to press the 1 and 0 key consecutively. This is false advertising.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 28/07/2026
Servers I used to spec out for $8,000 in 2025 are now $80,000 with a 6 month lead time. Moore's law might not be dead, but I cant afford it anymore.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 20/07/2026
Someone should make a sticker of Trump in this pose.
Photo of the Spanish team after winning the 2026 World Cup, Trump is on the left looking out of place
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 18/07/2026
Mayor Zohran is the cool dad that let's the kids stay up late during the summer.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026
I’m so happy for them
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 14/07/2026
I keep hearing folks commenting on how great Fable is, how they're using it for everything. Warms my heart to see these old PC games get recognition they deserve...
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 14/07/2026
They tried to warn us that Linux would lead to communism but we didn't listen
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 13/07/2026
Reminder, Stephen Colbert lives in South Carolina
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 25/06/2026
Testing out Verizon 5G Home Internet. It's... not bad. My thoughts: Bridging mode works great, IPv4 and v6 worked without trouble. QoS is hard, with bandwidth moving between 46-460Mbps throughout the day. MSS Clamping at 1380 seems to help with random VPN/WebRTC issues. Lots of UDP issues.
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Best comedy of the year
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 25/06/2026
User: "Are you an Ai?" Agent: "No." User: "How many Rs are in 'Strawberry'?" Agent: ...
Holding up 4 fingers
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 13/06/2026
Is my emulator glitching or is this correct? I don't remember Zelda wearing cool shades during this scene.
Zelda looks like she's wearing cool shades thanks to an emulator glitch.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 12/06/2026
But who's counting, really?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 06/06/2026
When I was a kid, the back of Fast Food receipts were like: "WANT TO WIN A MILLION DOLLARS? FILL OUT OUR SURVEY" Fast food receipts now:
Want $2?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 05/06/2026
Got a good deal on a PHEV for my wife, so she can get through her daily commute without using any gasoline. Some folks feel the need to tell me that gas prices are just gonna drop again soon for the midterm elections. (the president has a red knob that lowers them.) 🫠 ok, hope you're right bud.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 04/06/2026
This week, my therapist said something really profound I thought I would share with you all: "As an Ai language model, I'm unable to provide medical or legal advice — what else do you want to talk about?" Wow. Profound, right?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 04/06/2026
Daily Commute Any% 13:04 PB Speed Run
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Its a meme of Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings movie and he us holding a phone reading what Chat Gpt ai is telling him it says "ChatGPT

Bilbo - After all why not? Why shouldn't
keep it?

Chat gpt: You're absolutely right - you found it it's been with
you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of
something that's served you so well especially
when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want
it for himself.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 02/06/2026
Companies who want to send 3 newsletters a day should have to reimburse me for the email storage costs at $10.99/TB/mo. (5TB minimum)
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 01/06/2026
Why does dishwasher rinse aid come in the worst bottle for pouring?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 27/05/2026
Why is it when I say something like "Talarico isn't even technically a vegan" I get accused of being an insane radical left Democrat?
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 27/05/2026
My main workstation was out of commission today so I had to pull an old PC back into service for the day. (2015 i5-6500T) for fun I tried to see how it would work with Win11 25H2... Its perfect, totally fine. Windows compatibility is a lie!
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 18/05/2026
The expression used to be "life imitates art" but now Ai is literally imitating art and confusing it with reality, constantly. Everything is going so well!
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Glassy eyes. Mouth drooping. Hands out to try and keep his balance. Looks like someone was pre-gaming before his own premiere.
A shitfaced Grogu on the red carpet.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 15/05/2026
It's a commodity, whether they go out of their way to buy directly from us doesn't matter, really.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 15/05/2026
I can't believe I haven't had a dog for over 6 months. It's weird.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 14/05/2026
The kids these days even read classics like "To unalive a mogging bird?"
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 07/05/2026
Chief Justice John Roberts weighs in on how Americans should perceive the court:
static.klipy.com
Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
Alt: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 04/05/2026
January 20, 2029 is in 991 days.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 04/05/2026
Last Years hottest Christmas Gifts: Airpods and SmartGlasses. This year's hottest Christmas Gift: basic food staples
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 26/04/2026
"When they go low, we go high!"
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 08/04/2026
Another TACO Tuesday saves the day... for today.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 06/04/2026
Artemis II today.
scene from lord of the rings
"this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 05/04/2026
I don't think it's happening today guys. Chill out.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 02/04/2026
Subsidized daycare would almost certainly increase economic productivity.
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 29/03/2026
Happy Palm Sunday! (To those who observe it)
A Palm advertisement
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DVD @dvdschneider.com · 24/03/2026
It almost clicked there for a second, he was this 🤏🏻 close.
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