Reposted by @dvarovalentin.bsky.social
“Bro, what is that?”
“Uh, my dick? Duh.”
“What the fuck?! How’d it get so… so huge?”
“It’s this new game. Every time I level up, my cock grows. I’m only level 7 right now so I have a long way to go until I’m maxed out.”
“Jesus… That’s… fucking hot!”
“Right? Come sit on my lap and feel me grow!”
