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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d do it just for the snacks alone to be fair
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Visited the vampires again today for another successful blood donation. If you’re able to, join me in becoming a donor: it’s quick and (pretty) painless, it helps save people’s lives, and (perhaps most convincingly) you get some free snacks after!
A selfie of me with a bandage around my right arm, covering where I’d donated, wearing a yellow t-shirt with Rocky’s (from Project Hail Mary) catchphrase “Amaze Amaze Amaze”
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He told me to tell you thank you very much!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sort of chicken and beef twist? He seemed to very much enjoy it!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone go and wish this sweet boy a very happy World Animal Day, please and thank you
George, my black cocker spaniel, looking up at the treat I’m holding in my left hand to celebrate World Animal Day
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It really gets the digestive tract going
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Artisanal sugar bread with pieces of girls from Arnhem” Why are the Dutch so obsessed with eating people?!
A photo advertising traditional sugar bread with pieces of a biscuit called “Arnhemse meisjes” (girls from Arnhem) mixed inA map zoned in on Europe and parts of MENA with most countries green (haven’t eaten their PM), Switzerland yellow (never had PM), Greenland grey for no data, and the Netherlands red for “have eaten their PM”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m glad to hear they are!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Europe’s tragedy? Is it about you?
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Brenda From Bristol: Not Another One! (Brexit)
Alt: Brenda From Bristol: Not Another One! (Brexit)
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And British! So, Fahrenheit if you go back far enough 😌
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I use Fahrenheit, are the proportions different?
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Making sure the GAINZ don’t think they’re on holiday too
Me sat between preacher curl sets taking a photo in the gym mirrorMe flexing in front of the gym mirror between sets Me flexing in the mirror post workout
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me, a Millennial Christian Socialist, to Germany: for the love of all that is holy, do as the Boomers and vote CDU!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The (East German) youth are NOT okay.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy birthday to her!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Ines Kostić #teamplanet 🌍 @ineskostic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ons zwemwater is zo vervuild door industrie en landbouwgif, dat op lange termijn onze gezondheid wordt bedreigd👇🏽 In zomers die steeds heter worden door de klimaatcrisis, moeten onze kinderen veilig een verkoelende duik kunnen nemen. VVD -minister beschermt nu de vervuilers ipv kinderen. Debat
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Nederlandse zwemwateren vervuild met chemische stoffen
De kwaliteit van het Nederlande zwemwater verbetert nauwelijks. Naast bacteriën en blauwalgen zijn er in veel zwemwateren ook chemische stoffen aangetroffen die boven de norm uitkomen.
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Candidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imagine showing this to Martin Luther and explaining this is downstream of him, that mf would tear down those Theses so fast your head would spin
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You know it’s only Tuesday, right? Or does time work differently there?
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You’re gonna really hate the part where the alien gruesomely eats the astronaut then… 😜
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s such a good book - by far one of my favourite reads of the past couple of years, a real page turner. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it as much as I (and pretty much everyone else I know who’s read it) did!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me thinking they’d at least spared us in Europe/non-English-language users… until I clicked on it 🙂 When will this insanity end?
Screenshot of Google Maps showing “Lake Ontario”Screenshot of Google Maps with the lake selected saying “Lake Ontario (Lake America): Kleinste van de vijf Grote Meren/Smallest of the five Great Lakes”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The EU is cursed with these percentages 😭
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And it’s so good to see that, unlike what the Right tell us, when people are given the chance to succeed (rather than worked against at every step) that they can do just that! It was so good to see him so excited, so well integrated and so passionate for life 🥹
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Jesse Klaver @jesseklaver.progressiefnederland.nl · 28/08/2026
Het kabinet veroorzaakt een crisis omdat het geen eerlijke bijdrage wil vragen van allerrijksten. Ondertussen wil het snoeihard bezuinigen op gewone mensen. Oneerlijk, onbegrijpelijk en volkomen onverantwoord. Daarom zeg ik: kabinet, doorbreek deze impasse. Ons land snakt naar vooruitgang.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seeing him and his family doing so well for themselves is both an affirmation that my work helped and a testament to his hard work and dedication: refugees want to integrate and want to contribute to society. But that will go much more smoothly with support and investment. I’m so proud of him 🥹
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A couple of years ago, I used to work for a local refugee centre (until the municipality stopped funding us…). Today, I bumped into one of my former “clients,” & he told me all about how things are going: his language skills are coming along, he has a job, & his kids are fully integrated at school.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Crunching the numbers, this would result in the only non-minority coalition being a rainbow coalition of Labour/LibDem/Tory (considering even if the Tories were ok with it, they couldn’t form a majority) if they could stomach it. If it were to fail though… I fear what the next election would bring.
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👻 Are you scared of me? @bradys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Carney should rename Lake Michigan to "Lake Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files More than 38,000 Times"
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was an extraordinary musician able to write songs off the bat - and with so many bangers - but I always felt a great show of her musical talent was one of her early songs: The Bridge. A heartbreaking narrative that tells a melancholic - devastating - story with a simple melody and simple lyrics.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looks like the rest of today will just be me heartbrokenly drinking to Dolly’s music 😢😭
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s actually all very useful - I’ll have to pass that on. I’m pretty sure it’s self-wind, which I imagine is why we can end up with these wildly incorrect times considering nobody’s really keeping an eye on things 😅
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My church’s clock just seems to have an innate desire to always be wrong. It’s been fixed more times than I care to remember, but a week later, it’ll start showing the wrong time again. Google reviews generally say “lovely church, but the bells go off at all kinds of weird times”.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Will it actually be you? 😉
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’d personally prefer inconsistent, rushed or haphazard phone calls/texts than talking to a computer because my friend programmed it to send me a work-like scheduled message. I think I’d be quite hurt if someone I cared about merely saw me as a task to tick off the list of interactions for the week.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But this surely removes the whole personal touch of human interaction? Friendships should be about having real conversations with each other, knowing there’s a real person on the other end of the phone, being invested in each other - no matter the time or energy it takes.
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Charon but make him a modern, smiling Anglo-Dutchman
A photo of me smiling (in a striped green and white polo and navy shorts) on a pontoon turning the wheel to get us from one side to the other
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was a bit hit and miss for a moment, right?
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Still buzzing that I got to see the eclipse the other day: what a beautiful display of the awesomeness of creation
A selfie of me in a green polo wearing my eclipse glasses looking awed at what I can seeA photo of the eclipse as taken through my glassesA photo of me smiling while watching the eclipse A photo of my incredibly long shadow cast by the eclipse
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A reminder that though this is pretty unprecedented for Americans, because of Americans, the Dutch average for gasoline is ~$10.50 a gallon… thanks, guys 🥲
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Depends on who you ask. As far as I’m concerned, much better than the last PM/government, but pretty disappointing (and rather invisible lately). He formed a right-wing government - and that’s what we’re getting. (Y’all will thirst over any generic twink, won’t you?)
“Is Rob Jetten doing a good job? (and why is he so hot 🥵)”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I thought we’d established by this point that, no, I only pretend to work (Also: it’s the weekend, give a guy a break!)
“Do you ever work? 😜”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Didn’t expect such a potentially philosophical question: this could be natural borders (mountains, rivers), the atmosphere (earth with space), national/regional borders… but I think I’d go with “in the hearts and minds of man”.
“Where does the world meet its borders?”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Down to Roermond to catch up with some friends!
“Where does the trip goes”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’d never rule it out (never say never and all that) - I do have itchy feet after all - but I’m pretty content in the Netherlands 😊
“Do you think you’ll ever move countries again to live somewhere different?”
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As it’s about two hours of travelling, if you fancy keeping me entertained through this AMA format, go for it! ngl.link/engelsmaninnl1
ngl.link
Anonieme berichten!
Anonieme berichten!
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Got up for an early run (8 km/5 miles) and am ready for the long train ride down to Limburg! Looking forward to a nice Saturday out!
A selfie of me in a salmon-coloured top holding a coffee cup at the station
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Rob @dutchengelsman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Had a lovely evening enjoying a candlelight concert of Hans Zimmer music performed by a very talented strings trio
A photo of the inside of Sint Andreaskerk in Zevenaar, with every surface illuminated by electric candles, where the concert by Lumos Experience was held
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