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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tonight we're watching Millennium which is not the movie spin-off of the Lance Henriksen series that I was hoping it was. Instead, it has Kris Kristofferson, so probably it's even better! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trying to legendary Twofer tonight. Going with Necropolis, clocking in at an honorable mention level 77 minutes! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tonight we're going to blow our Clint Howard wad and watch Ice Cream Man. I mean, I know he's in lots of other movies, but how many of them is he the main character? Not enough is the answer to that question. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Toy Soldiers, a movie that I honest to god thought was Small Soldiers, the one with the toys. I've never seen either. This has Sean Astin, who is kinda like a toy in my mind, which makes it more confusing. Guess we'll see what we're getting. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Sudden Death with van Damme. After watching a few of his movies and being disappointed, I'm NOT going to say that I'm banking on the splits. I will still be disappointed if they don't happen, but no longer surprised. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tonight we're watching Three Musketeers in honor of Tim Curry. The first part of our ongoing Currython. Unless someone cooler dies, in which case I might not have it in me to watch movies again. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Hard Target. The problem with these 90s action movies is that they all basically have the same plot, just with different settings, so I honestly can't remember any details about them after I've watched them. I remember Lance Henriksen being in this. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Tonight we're watching Scanners. A classic that I know best from the clip they used to play on the Daily Show over and over again of a head exploding. That might date me a bit since I THINK that was pre-Jon Stewart . . . . #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Tonight we're debating. Mortal Kombat 2 (the new one) is available, and all Kombat movies are worth watching. But also, Scanners is on Max now and . . . come on, Scanners?!? Decisions must be made. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Tonight we're breaking tradition to watch the newest iteration of something that was near and dear to us growing up: Masters of the Universe. There's NO WAY it can be better than the Dolph version, which was awesome because it in now way had anything to do with He-Man. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Tonight, in honor of Sam Neill, we're going to watch Daybreakers. Sirens was the OBVIOUS choice (because I'm a child of the 90s and, duh, Elle McPherson), but we opted for something that we'd probably be able to make fun of some. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Battleship, a movie that I've seen that doubtless made a couple mortgage payments for Liam Neeson and good on him for that. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Tonight we're watching 1985/s The Return of the Living Dead, which I don't think is attached to the Living Dead series of movies? Or, if it is, they went feral in the mid-80s. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Tonight we're going to, if god is good, get to see van Damme do the splits in Lionheart. By God if he doesn't, I might just have to give up on it all. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Tonight we're watching Let the Wrong One In in honor of Anthony Head, who was great in lots of stuff except Ted Lasso because he shouldn't have ever played a dick. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Tonight we're watching Jeepers Creepers, starring that kid from Ed. I've, personally, felt that anyone who drives a Jeep is probably a creeper, so I hope this movie can finally put that idea to rest one way or the other. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This week we're going to watch Wishmaster, a movie that has been in my Prime queue for . . . years? It's one of the oldest ones in a queue that includes, AFTER it, Brisco County Jr. I remember adding Brisco, hoping they'd add it some day, but it has been a LOOOONG time since I did. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Tonight we're going to watch a classic Brad Pitt horror movie. World War Z, you say? Interview with a Vampire, maybe? Cool World . . . no, it was just horrible . . . . Fight Club was maybe horror adjacent. But, no! Cutting Class! Roddy McDowall! Martin Mull! Hell yeah! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Tonight we're going to watch something for pleasure for a change. The 2010 version of The Crazies. I've been told I've seen it, but the nice thing about the conditions under which we watch these movies is that I don't remember much, most, or all of the ones we watch. Tabula rasa, baby!#sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Tonight we're watching Kraven, because there isn't enough suffering in the world right now. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Tonight we're going to watch The Guyver, which I'm reasonably sure I've never seen despite it having Jimmie Walker in it. Shame on me! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Tonight we're going to give watching a funny movie a go. And a new one at that! Usually that doesn't give us much to talk about, but I'll make an exception for Jack Black and Paul Rudd. And the original Anaconda WAS a pretty, er, noteworthy movie, so here's hoping! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Tonight we're taking it back to the good ole days and watching Double Dragon, a not traditionally good ole movie. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Expendables 4. We've had a rather questionable run with our movie quality the last several weeks, so thought it was time to play it safe with something we know is going to be a turd in a way we can expect. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Robert Duvall pre-empted our Tom Noonan tribute, so we're getting to it tonight. Frankly, we would have been better off avoiding Gone in 60 Seconds in favor of pretty much anything Noonan did, but what can you do. We settled on Monster Squad where he plays Frankenstein. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Tonight in honor of Robert Duvall we're watching the only make-funable movie that we could think of that he did, Gone in 60 Seconds, and I don't even think he was in it THAT much. But what can ya do. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Tonight we're breaking away from the horror movies to watch what looks do be a documentary or maybe biopic about an everyday Joe called "A Working Man." #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Tonight we're going to watch Inseminoid. Based on the name and the title art, this should be a winner--but I'm also fully expecting a bait and switch here. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Tonight, in honor of Catherine O'Hara, who didn't do a movie appropriate for the kind of movie watching we do here, we're going to watch Hell Comes to Frogtown, because Rowdy Roddy Piper . . . I dunno, was he Canadian, maybe? He should have been. He seems Canadian. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Tonight we're going to watch the new Toxic Avenger. Peter Dinklage is a goddamn treasure, so I hope they did him a service with this movie. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Tonight we're watching a recommendation from someone who has a knack for finding really terrible movies that are fun and often full of nudity. Champagne and Bullets. Had to search the entire name for it to even come up at all, so you know it's a keeper. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Tonight we're watching Fraternity Demon. One we've never heard of, which usually bodes very well for its overall watchability. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

A special We're Staying at Home on New Years because We're Boring edition of #sloshedcinema tonight. Doing Night of the Demons (from 1988, it's a popular movie name, apparently).

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Tonight we're watching It's a Wonderful Knife. In honor of Rob Reiner? Just wasn't anything of his that seemed appropriate for what we do here while drunk, so we're going the Christmas slasher route instead. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Tonight we're watching Mortal Kombat in honor of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. And because it's a boss movie with Christopher Lambert playing the whitest ass embodiment of a Japanese thunder god in a way that you could only get away with in the 90s. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Tonight we're going to give From Beyond a whirl. I'd never heard of it before, but it has Jeffrey Combs in it, and I love me some Jeffrey Combs. Sadly, I'm the one who found it and my track record has been just god awful, so hopefully Weyoun can save me rep. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Tonight we're watching Highway to Hell. For some reason they let me pick again despite the fact that my last two choices were all but unwatchable. I'm not hopeful that this is going to go any better, if I'm being honest. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Tonight we're watching what I bet is a classic in Munchies. Starting off with Star Trek talk, so it's living up to my expectations so far. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Tonight we will be watching what looks to be an unheralded classic called "Spookies." I make this assumption based only on the cover art for the movie on Shudder, which is . . . suggestive. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Tonight in our ongoing effort to honor all the greatest horror movies of the 80s in this most hallowed of months, we're going to watch Lifeforce. Not sure what our definition of "greatest" is at this point. Probably just "haven't seen yet." It might also involve nudity levels. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Tonight we're going to give Night of the Reaper a whirl on Shudder. Don't know a thing about it, which is always a great start! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Tonight we're kicking off the Halloween season with Pieces, an 80s slasher that claims that what we'll see "can't even be imagined." I'm excited because I'm pretty jaded at this point with all the things I have seen, and it'll be nice to see something new! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Tonight, in honor of Graham Greene, we're going to watch The Monkey--a recent horror movie, I think--because he just really didn't do anything that would be bad fun to watch. His stuff was just too good. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I've been stumping for us to revisit Highlander 2 for like five years now, and tonight is finally the night. I hope it lives up to my terrible expectations for it! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Gonna keep the Bruce Campbell theme running and watch My Name Is Bruce tonight. A fun one I haven't seen in forever. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Tonight we're watching Bruce Campbell in Sundown. It seems as though I bailed on this movie once upon a time at the 1h19m mark, but I honestly don't remember a stitch of it. I just can't imagine ever bailing on a Bruce movie, even if it's an unworthy vehicle for his talents, though. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Tonight we're watching Drop Zone in honor of Malcolm-Jamal Warner. There were a lot of choices for celebrity deaths this week. Ozzy had a couple movies, but nothing anybody would want to watch (except, weirdly, several kids movies) and we're not giving money to friggin asshat Hogan. #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Tonight we're going to do something weird. We're going to watch a movie we want to watch! Companion. Not sure what it's about and I haven't heard anything about it, good or bad, but it's new, which is something I haven't had much to do with for a couple years now! #sloshedcinema

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Tonight we're watching The Getaway in honor of Michael Madsen. We wanted to watch Species because . . . well . . . boobs, honestly, but it wasn't even available to rent and we didn't want to try and sync up something on Pluto. Honestly, Hollywood, get your shit together! #sloshedcinema

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