Dut @dut.bsky.social · 12hIt's not enough to laugh at the recently-deceased in their obituaries but you need to make fun of a murdered kid too? 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Last week I went to the Cookie Cutter Museum and they have a box of miscellaneous free cookie cutters I just made these sugar cookies 130
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Check it out, y'all They got Figrin D'an, Ickabel, Doikk Na'ts, Tedn, and Nalan 110
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's such an amazing feeling of schadenfreude when you soul-read someone like this. Anyway, fuck Dan Gheesling. 131
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was just watching Buddy (2026) in a small independent movie theater that was playing Black Sheep (1996) on VHS in the lobby and during a quiet part of the movie, I distinctly heard Chris Farley yell "kill whitey" 020
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's distressing to think of the 38 years between Cheetos' creation and the introduction of Chester Cheetah 030
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Woah what a cool shirt - why would anyone get rid this? If this applied to me, it'd be over my dead body that this gets donated 031
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Presidents of the United States' first album is one of my favorite albums of all time 220
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thrifting a Columbo cosplay made significant progress yesterday as I found a light gray suit in my size (It seems like he doesn't often wear a gray suit this light often, but it's still something) Still need to get the right tie and shoes 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Downloaded all of my Twitch data so I can view every message I've ever written and filter for certain keywords 131
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A lady today told me "I hope you didn't get overstimulated by all the noise" Maybe I don't need to get an official autism assessment if I could get read like that 010
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sonic has really gone downhill after foregoing the automatic half-price drinks in-app 010
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Now that all of the cool kids have played Big Walk, there should be a group for all of the losers like me who have no one to play it with 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It's really refreshing how modern internet is accepting of religion. Back in the 2010s internet, you couldn't be online unless you were a Flying Spaghetti Monster atheist Now, some of the most progressive people I know are theistic 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I've grown to hate the popularity of the "Flamin' Hot" brand. The brand is built on the popularity of spice but every Flamin' Hot product would be better if the same seasoning from Andy Capp's Hot Fries would be on them instead 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I, the loneliest man to ever exist, can resist AI chatbots, everyone else should 010
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Passwords should be something you can accidentally type in your work Slack Some examples include: myspacebarisbroken phonescreenismessedupaftercumtribute Ispilledapplejuiceonmykeyboard 010
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You guys got spwing toy? www.twitch.tv/boba/clip/Br...twitch.tvYou guys got spwing toy? - boba on TwitchWatch boba's clip titled "You guys got spwing toy?" 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I saw people putting up Halloween decorations already. We haven't even celebrated Thanksgiving yet. 020
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just want to talk to the person at Twitch who thought embedded gifs in chat was a good idea 010
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 12/08/2026To the tune of Pink Moon by Drake: "Saw her spittin' and I saw her say, 'Hawk tuah on that thang.'" 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It makes me feel really old to be following a Twitch account for 14 years. 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Sometimes it takes 7 years of watching a streamer then stopping for 3 to start realizing you hate them, like how you think about him dating a fan with a 12 year age gap and he shit talked her when they broke up because of course, he was 36 when she was 23 - don't expect her to be as mature as you 000
Reposted by Dutalec @acai.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the saying is very cliche but idc man #SDCC was a MOVIE 411914
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Shouting out this amazing deal using Paze. Essentially free $100 for each participating credit card you have. Take advantage of this company burning money to try and get people to use their shitty service that everyone will inevitably stop using after the promo ends 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You think you know what you're attracted to and then you see Pierce Brosnan in Lawnmover Man (1992) 020
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I can't believe it took me 30 years to listen to Nick Drake's Pink Moon I listened to it for the first time last night and legitimately had it on repeat all day while at work www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-eH...youtube.comNick Drake - KnowYouTube video by SaturdaySonLiamStewart 010
Reposted by DutMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812124826
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Dominos Best Deal Ever any pizza any toppings $9.99 for a limited time 000
Dut @dut.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Having to mute my dash cam footage because I was trying to do a Werner Herzog impression to myself and then witnessed a nasty crash 120
