Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is what evil looks like, if you were wondering 110
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can’t remember the last time something I was excited about dropped the ball as thoroughly as Lanterns just did I’m genuinely depressed 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s slightly more Play-Doh than I like in my pizza 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Call me old fashioned but I think admitted rapists should fuck off and eat shit and not get ostensibly nuanced apologia thinkpieces written about them by amoral ghouls who want clicks 0310
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Genuinely infuriating the shit they’re saying about Watson tonight 110
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He’s trying to transform himself into an actual Oscar 011
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s so weird how we all know we will one day learn unspeakable horrors about Tom Cruise, but until then we all just go along treating him like a normal movie star 24414
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’d have way less of a problem with the gimmick episodes if the vast majority of them weren’t borderline unwatchable dog shit I agree with Goldsman that Star Trek is very malleable as a concept, but at this point it feels like a collection of bad SNL sketches on the Enterprise sets 030
Reposted by Dusty StoweDusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What do you mean Ed Sheeran sucks ass? How dare you call him a sentient sweet potato who makes music for middle schoolers in 1997 Next you’re gonna tell me my favorite NFL handjob enthusiast Robert Kraft is a walking tub of gristle and racism! 021
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What do you mean Ed Sheeran sucks ass? How dare you call him a sentient sweet potato who makes music for middle schoolers in 1997 Next you’re gonna tell me my favorite NFL handjob enthusiast Robert Kraft is a walking tub of gristle and racism! 021
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pink’s MAGA turn is gonna be fascinating* to watch *nauseating 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s crazy to me that people think Lanterns is actually going to kill off Hal Jordan The chemistry between Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre is so good that HBO should be brought up on charges if we don’t get at least two seasons of it 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love Star Trek with all my nerd heart and it’s cool that I share a birthday with it, but man it’s weird celebrating a franchise that has never felt closer to the icy hands of death 100
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You write for a living, you know what you’re doing when you say “evil junkie” you Dollar Tree Tony Clifton toilet barnacle 45112
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: U2 Radiohead The National The Cure The Strokes Wilco Billy Joel Bruce Springsteen Pixies Haim 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’ll never get over what they did to my boy Rhinox in Beast Machinesstatic.klipy.comTransformers RhinoxALT: Transformers Rhinox 111
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just keep getting sadder about Peter Cullen as the day goes on 020
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No disrespect meant but everything y’all were feeling for Dolly Parton the other day I am feeling for Peter Cullen today I’m so sad 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I would say “I can fix her” but there’s nothing to fix 030
Reposted by Dusty StoweDusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Jeff what the fuck?!?! You said you were gonna be Wolverine!” “Wolverine’s a fad bro, Corsair is my shit now” 011
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Ah, the old familiar plea for civility and decorum from rich people who have never smelled a whiff of real desperation or danger in their lives as the world burns 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Kyle Chandler’s Hal Jordan is so good he’s got people reevaluating their mortality 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wonder if Lanterns is gonna adapt the story where Hal tries to arrest God 020
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This is a Beatles reunion for a certain sort of nerd (Me, I’m that sort) 140
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is “Chris Evans as Captain America” level casting, good lord 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is in the running for the most unpleasant episode of Star Trek I’ve ever seen 030
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The answer is Eva Green in Casino Royale, you can all go home nowstatic.klipy.comEva Green SmileALT: Eva Green Smile 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Dalton is a high quality Bond, it’s a perfectly acceptable take 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026They want you to be Jesus, they’ll go down on one knee, but they’ll want they’re money back if you’re alive at 33 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m not sure a show has ever fallen off as dramatically as Strange New Worlds What an absolute shambles Star Trek has become 010
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's Iconic BlinkALT: Patrick Stewart's Iconic Blink 131
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When you can overcome your differences and find common ground by hating the Jews together (Fuck you Roger Waters) 0101
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My buddy Mike wanted to get up and leave X-Men: The Last Stand about halfway through and I convinced him to stay My bad Mike, your instincts were correct 000
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Better be 2 hours and 41 minutes of hot Cyclops action 020
Reposted by Dusty StoweGuided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum. 41791496
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Jeff what the fuck?!?! You said you were gonna be Wolverine!” “Wolverine’s a fad bro, Corsair is my shit now” 011
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Every now and then I get a sour feeling in my gut when I remember the President of the United States is insane 020
Dusty Stowe @dustystowe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026That rumor floating around about Lanterns has to be fake because I refuse to believe Damon Lindelof would hurt me like that 100
