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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Nooooooo! Why didn't I listen to the government and stop using a VPN?! I was saving nudity for my wedding night!
Sexy candles
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
can't just have 5 minutes can we? its always something.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I've not been using certains parts of the internet for the last week because I've been swamped with work (ten hour long Jurassic World Evolution 2 challenges), but I think I'm going to have a binge tonight.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
ah you hate to see it, you hate to see things like that, lets just watch it another 15 times, aww man, you hate to see it.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Trying to enjoy Jurassic World Evolution 2 despite the bugs, gameplay flaws, the presence of Chris Pratt, and the stupidly bad script.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I'm not using a VPN, I have simply cut my body in to multiple pieces and have sent the parts to Japan, Romania and Netherlands.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
well thats taken a while.
Image of South Park: The Stick of Truth trophies - one earned in 2017, one earned in 2025.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
VPN keeps connecting me to the Netherlands so I'm adopting a Steve McClaren accent
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
the wild eyed look the people in the Happy Tiger bingo adverts get is truly frightening. Strip away the upbeat music, and flashy graphics, and I'd guess the talking heads of people with low level gambling addictions would be deeply grim.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hope I live to be 70 or 80 so I can do some really fucked up looking thumbs ups, thats the good life.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
times are tough in the smut world right now, but Dead Rising has us covered
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan, breathing his last breath, adjusting his bandana one last time to make sure it doesn't show his bald patch.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I will happily stop playing a game if I see it has a bullshit trophy
A trophy from Dead Rising. The requirement is to play the game for 14 hours straight.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If you put on BBC Two right now, you'll see Queen performing at Live Aid. Super rare that this stuff is ever shown on television, don't miss out!
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls
"nicole is my beautiful wife, i do not cheat so don't even try bother messaging me girls"
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the twins video should have been the warning sign that he's as dumb as shit
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
keep doors and windows closed on hot days? buddy, I'm about to create some new doors and windows. There will be no inside.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Thats Red Dead Redemption 2's platinum done. Over to Rockstar to announce the PS5 version on Monday morning...
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
logging on to call the vice president of some shit country "cunty chops"
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Lets get some advice about tension headaches. Hmm so take painkillers, but don't take painkillers? Got it.
NHS article on tension headaches. It advises taking painkillers, but warns that taking painkillers too often can also cause headaches.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
my reward for finding the cause of my migraines is a four day long tension headache(?)
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Got a couple of PS5 controllers fitted with new sticks by someone on eBay. They didn't put them in straight, and now they're trying to blame anyone but themselves. Love that this is how things work - zero accountability anywhere.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
[plugs Switch 2 in to TV I bought in 2012] oh so my TV is *old* old
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
what a day. New Nintendo console, new Mario Kart, facists fighting. The only thing that could top this is if the Wordle answer was 'penis'.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
confidently eating Pringles believing they're not the trigger of my migraines
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I was tricked in to thinking this was the official Fall Guys account accidentally posting horny, but its fan made. I'm unfollowing (as soon as I get the pills from that advert)
An advert for some pills that made this woman's boyfriend unstoppable in bed.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Enjoy the death I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little afterlife
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
trying to cut things out of my Sundays that I think cause migraines, and still not finding the culprit. Eventually my Sundays will involve being sealed in a glass cube while on a drip.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
You reason for not attending the orgy was substandard.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
remember me as someone who always wanted to make the alt text as descriptive as it possibly could be.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The AI in pool and snooker games, man
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
has anyone checked on Limmy?
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
FWIW I didn't know the word was offensive to this extent. I thought it was the equivalent of white trash or chav. Not that it matters, I was using it as slang for testicles. Just wanted to put that out there.
Definition of "knacker" in Irish slang
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
was on a self improvement kick earlier, this time around my eating. I've never had the most varied diet (understatement), and it was lovely to be greeted with half a dozen reddit threads titled with stuff like...
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I think my horse might be trying to kill me/itself. #RedDeadRedemption2
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
whats really irritating is that I figured out what the trigger was (vegetable oil). When I ate some Pringles on Tuesday and Thursday, I was fine. Today? Nope!
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
thought I'd defeated my arch enemy, the Sunday migraine, by changing what I ate, but it waited until now to strike. Fuck it.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Double Dash on Switch 2 with online multiplayer could be a thing of beauty though.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
What was he playing? Something good?
"AITA for publicly shaming my brother after he skipped my wedding to play videogames?"
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I would love it if a PS5 version happened just as I'm coming up to finishing my second playthrough, the timing would be great!
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
you can't call someone else dumb as a rock with this many words being capitalised that don't need to be capitalised.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
"Money is material in this life" said a player on Deal or No Deal...
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
They cancelled me because of my views! (Double Dash is the worst Mario Kart game)
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
will I be accepted as temp-08965185? Only time will tell.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I'VE BEEN CANCELLED!
"Playstation Safety"

"Your online ID has been changed because it breached the Code of Conduct set out in our Terms of Service, which can be at (website link)"

"View details"
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Alan Carr and Jonathan Ross have never met a TV show they couldn't appear on.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
where would daytime TV and radio shows be without new 'no shit, Sherlock' surveys?
"Moving house ranks among life's most stressful experiences, surpassing even childbirth, job interviews, and dental procedures, according to a new survey."
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Senior World Snooker Championship full of players who didn't do shit when they were in their prime. Wasteful.
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
looks okay, might get it
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dustyknackers.bsky.social @dustyknackers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Nude Skype call one last time before it closes?
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