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Earthling #6

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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 5h
Never buy those pills for sale in seedy space stations
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 5h
I can hear Ad Sprach Zarathustra in this gif
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 5h
It's a vestibular migraine epley won't help
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 9h
Yet another ongoing vertigo episode. Unsure why NASA turned my bed into a gyro training simulator last night. No vomiting with this one so far so that's nice
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
going for tea with Thatcher
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The whippings didn't stop though. I was forced to write righthanded. It's why I'm ambidextrous with cross dominant dyslexia. Also likely cause of my weird aphasia
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If someone had brushed glitter into her hair the last buffalo would still have died but she would have at least been happy first
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a startling amount of latent knowledge that we already "know" bound up in the vast amount of published work if we only had a way to gather everything together and run large statistical inference across it... oh wait we do
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My brain though does weird things when reading, building castles in my mind inhabited by people who never were whose joys and sorrows affect me deeply. For me, I practice compassion with the fictional both in video games and AI for myself and in hope that I will when it matters for real people
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What kind of person looks at a werewolf movie and thinks, "that could have more basketball"?
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keiko sent me down to the candle shop for a special anti-bat ghost candle. She asked me to remind you to stay over at Julian's. Apparently men are allergic to whatever is in the candle but she'll be just fine
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The pressing ethical questions in machine learning are not about machines becoming self-aware and taking over the world, but about how people can exploit other people, or through carelessness introduce immoral behavior into automated systems. idlewords.com/talks/superi...
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Superintelligence: The Idea That Eats Smart People
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...and it's hilarious how far "left" Nixon was compared to the modern day.
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair I would prefer that businesses were run like families as well since we do spend the bulk of of lives there
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
r/petthdamnspider
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are allowed to mail your vote in from the past as long as it arrives by the future election
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't know you had the power to command rats. Was that one of the powers you got when starfleet promoted you to chief petty officer?
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had forgotten how great the energy crisis and stagflation of the 70s was. Thanks MAGA!
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A sterile community is a profitable community -- the CEO's Big Book of Fun
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can you imagine how amazing this slide show of future episodes must have seemed on first run #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So a god DID create a stone he could not lift #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
James Riberius Kirk #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just realized the phaser rifle predates the hand phaser. Spock is carrying one of the lasers from The Cage #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So why'd he kill Kelso? I mean everyone else just got zotted with lightning #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno why but I always thought Gary was the exec
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair Spock is always thinking about killing someone #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it was via surgically implanted tech and really just a neuro radio link to vincent
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sacked her for not putting up with someone harassing her :(
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So they jut had it on the screensaver? #TOSSatNight
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I'm imagining the famous video remade as Borg ships of various shapes being directed to the square docking port and 7of9 in full Borg costume reacting
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot speaking. I'm about to step into the thunderdome to fight for our gate assignment. Please remember your cheering contributes greatly to our on time performance and my potential survival...
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not convinced they know that's where most people get their food from
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and people wonder why AI art turns out so bad. There are many times more bad commercial art pieces in the training corpus than anything of value
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And this is why Starfleet changed the policy of the female and non-binary cadet cruise across the galactic rim while the male cadets went to Risa
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't dispute the data but for the last year or two I have been wondering wtf. How can something like this have such strong beneficial effects across so many organ systems? Is this pointing to massive dysregulation in the average person
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When an eel bites your thighs and you scream in surprise That's a moray
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a weird dream years ago that Weird Al did a parody of Jolene about Superman's dad Jor-El
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sycophancy as a service
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who looks at a toilet and thinks, "this could be more sonic"
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What does, "clogged" even mean in a sonic shower? The sound isn't draining somehow but instead is just getting louder, and louDER, and more PUMPKINY?
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like the idea of omniscience without power. All knowing but trapped in bureaucracy or service Satan: I prefer to lie to them knowledgeDemon: But we'd get the most souls by telling them the horrible truth. You know I'm right Satan: Yes, but I don't care
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got my flu and covid vaccines yesterday and feel just awful today. I can handle the headache, stuffy head, blurry vision and fatigue. But there should be a law against making me feel really hungry and really nauseous at the same time.
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dreamt I had to write an app for a porn company so people could trade naked photos of themselves standing on their heads. it had to make sure the photo was both naked and that they were standing on their head. NASA got mad at me when astronauts started complaining it didn't work in zero g
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who doesn't want a partner who is smarter than them?
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's the great thing about drabbles they give you so many great directions to go
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like the idea that the demon becomes the main power opposed to enshitification
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
about as long as it deserves to
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The demon basically asks, "Why summon me when there are more convenient less soul destroying sources of knowledge available?" The summoner reminds the demon that it is all knowledgeable so must already know the answer to that Whatever the answer is the demon finds it disturbing
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Which one, the blue one Garak made hime or the hot red Reman silk one senator Vreenak gave him last Wookie Life Day
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Earthling #6 @dustsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know Tex Johnston did a barrel roll in a 707. Has anyone else or maybe done it in a larger plane
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