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Bluesky is my outlet for talking shit. If something seems more nasty than funny, then I apologize for failing to land the plane on that post.

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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FBI interviewer: Have you ever engaged in sexual relations with an animal? Former J6er: Look man, the dog made me spread the peanut butter on my nuts. FBI interviewer: It happens to the best of us.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I sent my complaint to the NYT
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
An absolute banger of an episode. I bet every franchise owner is having nightmares about @pablo.show digging through their financials.
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We Investigated Magic Johnson, Mark Walter... and Your Nest Egg
Podcast Episode · Pablo Torre Finds Out · September 4 · 1h 1m · Video
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Being a scumbag is a feature of MAGA.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This headline will be the general theme of the news for the rest of our lives.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t buy it. I think he’s medically dead. Nobody wears jeans and a button down in a hospital bed. I bet they filled him with formaldehyde and gave him electroshocks until his face formed a smile and then took this photo.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Every time I see Peter Schmeichel in 4k I think “My God, did Lexi Lalas get drunk and age 15 years between matches?”
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In the history of the world has any society ever had a lamer group of ultra rich dudes than the paypal mafia guys? If there was a God, it would create an insufferable rich asshole tax that would bring these guys down to the upper middle class so we’d never have to hear their bullshit again.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If you are looking to read something that makes you hate the world, I suggest this piece by @crampell.bsky.social
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Congrats. You’re About to Unwittingly Make Elon Musk a Trillionaire.
SpaceX is IPOing next week. And there’s a good chance you’re gonna own a portion of it—whether you like it or not.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Trump makes George W Bush look like Alexander the Great
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That is not bronzer. It is actually residue from sticking his head up Trump’s ass. Apparently he can get his whole face but he is short of getting his whole neck and head through.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@pablo.show another awesome show.
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The Man Who (Relentlessly) Sued the NFL Has Receipts: A Sitdown with DeMaurice Smith
Podcast Episode · Pablo Torre Finds Out · April 28 · 59m · Video
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Building a White House ballroom with tax dollars and corrupt bribes will fix these numbers.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel....
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The price you pay when going hard on Truth Social all night long.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Before you read Chait’s criticism of Abdul, you should read his “warning“ about Zohran less than a year ago first. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... You’ll soon come to realize that Chait has no idea what he is talking about. This man is politically blinded by the anti-Israel boogiemen.
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How Democrats Can Lose Michigan, Again
What Abdul El-Sayed doesn’t get about Trump
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not gonna lie, I was getting skeptical about Trump’s handling of Iran. After reading and rereading this post, he has totally restored my confidence in his stable genius leadership.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Her and her husband have decided to sex pest in the private sector.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The greatest media acquisition ever!
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Just asking questions
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dipshit diplomacy.
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Iran War Live Updates: Two Ships Are Fired On As Iran Says the Strait of Hormuz is Closed
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This 🧵sums it up.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Shart of the deal
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Israel will be attacking Lebanon again by this time tomorrow. If the media were responsible the headline would be “It is probably bullshit, but Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel.”
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Axios @axios.com · 12/04/2026
BREAKING: Orbán defeated in Hungary after 16 years in power
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Earthquake in Hungary: Orbán defeated after 16 years in power
It's a stunning rebuke to one of the Western world's most entrenched populist leaders.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’ve never been more sick of anyone’s shit than I am sick of Trump‘s dipshitocracy constantly posting through it all.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The data is proving the eye test: The Supreme Court is trash.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ah yes, hurdles. I would say the fact that the market reaction was based on total bullshit Trump tweeted out as more than a hurdle.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If RFK Jr wants to know what is corrupting medicine, that asshole should look in the mirror.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Instead of calling him President or Trump, can we just start calling him Dipshit Don? Return the favor for Crooked Hillary.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I propose a new term: Bondi - When someone goes to the mat to protect pedos from accountability.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Dipshit diplomacy
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Dems in congress you need to act to impeach and remove now! Tucker, Alex Jones, Candace, and even Nick Fuentes are with you on this. Get off your ass, and make a coalition to impeach on whatever ground. You have the numbers and the people. Make it happen now!
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Trump Slams Tucker Carlson's Criticism Of His 'Vile' Easter Message On Iran
The conservative pundit condemned Trump for a making a “mockery of Christianity” and said threats to harm Iran's civilian population were “evil.”
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Alex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If I were Adam Silver I would go full David Stern to get a Denver vs San Antonio playoff series.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bet the admin password was SpiderKash69
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
R’s in Congress after watching that trash speech: Definitely, nothing to impeach here!
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Shart of the deal
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Republicans are gonna try to pass a bill that kills poor people at home so we can kill Iranians, Houthis, Lebanese, and Palestinians abroad.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Contrast this image to the No Kings protests today.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
There is not a center-right big enough to support CBS. It’s an idiotic business model. They are trying to attract people who are hooked on uncut fentanyl strength rightwing bullshit with a business model to sell water down heroin strength bullshit. It ain’t gonna work.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Iranian hackers reporting to their superiors: We originally intended to hack him because we thought it would be source of intelligence into the Administration. We were wrong. After a while we realized he spends his day appeasing Trump, sucking up to his honeypot gf, and watching hockey.
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s like my grandma used to say “You can elect a dipshit to the Presidency, but you won’t get a President. You’ll get a dipshitocracy.“
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D @dustnk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
These clowns are about to fuck up more than they have ever fucked up before.
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