iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 18h

Look at this Giraffe, it still kinda makes me laugh.

Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The definition of ”consent” should be so broad that it includes “I will not answer a question when the teacher called on me when I didn’t raise my hand.”

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Drak-lee-yuhs. Drak-lee-yuhs everywhere.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I miss hookah bars They didn’t go anywhere. I did

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The one person i thought i could trust- my sister, betrayed me. I am running out of allies here but i am confident the law will be on my side.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

On top of my mother dying a little bit more every day, i now has a stalker calling himself my “Dad” trying to ruin my life further. I have no choice but to get the police involved. But ya’boy has Cojones. The man on the other end if this does not.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I want to be hynotised into not being dyslexic any more.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

About to do karaoke for the first time in a while.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.”

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Playing warmaster on an airplane food-tray, with the lad next to you, would be about the funnest thing you can do to pass the time on an airplane. But it would piss off everyone around you.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s officially loafing season.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. *points menacing banana at you* … I didn’t say MAYBE.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yellow traffic lights piss me off so much.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My mother’s tumor was malignant and it is still spreading even after removal. she will start chemo in a few weeks. She is a strong woman but I am scared for the drastic changes this will bring in my life.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every day is a new fresh hell. Something lost. Something rotten. Something forgotten. A DM ignored. A person blocked me. i am a good person and i don’t deserve this.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I encourage people to read up on Sigmund Freud. It won’t solve ALL your problems. You still have to learn calculus, and geometry, and such. But it will explain why your life is so shitty and how it got there. It will explain how the person who made you feel this way, got that way.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If barnacles are so picky about where they attach to, then how come every underwater restaurant gets covered in barnacles, hmm? The guy scraping them off the window really ruins the atmosphere. Those barnacles know what the f*ck they are doing. Am i slowly losing my mind?

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All the money that SHOULD be going into education is instead going to the military. This done on purpose so that our young men are too dumb to understand that they aren’t “dying for their country” if they are in some desert overseas. Our education system is sh*t and our military is too pompous.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When i was 17, i decided i would grow my hair out. By late 21 years old i chopped it off again. Then I had short hair for a whopping 16 years or so before deciding to grow it out again. Then i went for a under-cut look. Thats kinda where it is now: a very straggly, unkempt undercut.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There should be a superbowl but for magic the gathering. Also have MTG be in the olympics, because there is currently an opening.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My brief respite from “losing shit mode” lasted about 1snd a half days and now we are back to having disappear out of fucking air. I am a kind, loving person and i don’t deserve this.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My moods is all in the dumps now. I need your support and love

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dolly the cloned sheep was named after dolly Parton.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What did we do before social media, fast internet, and smartphones? We watched tons and tons of garbage TV re-runs. There were a metric sh*t-ton of re-runs back then and we fried our brains watching them, even memorizing whole nicktoons episodes, or even adult shows like South Park.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A really funny minimalist halloween costume would be a woman walking around with her hand on her stomach like she is pregnant, but it is not very visible yet.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

She is 500% named Rebessica. I don’t make the rules, but you heard it here first.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I need to keep a diary of things that i have lost, then rally up the total amount at the end the year.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Our cats are dying more quickly than I can make memorials for them. RIP Olaf

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For a GROUND type, he sure does like flippin’ the BIRD!

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The phrase “forever more” gives me a lot of anxiety. Even when coupled with something like love, sex, etc. nothing is eternal (except time, matter, etc) and that concept is an abomination

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

An ai program that can code another ai program that got offended that another AI program got trained a slightly more realistic AI drawing

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Who want to have an absolutely MAD, bonkers, and gothic tea party?

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Baby boomers will take an art/arts and crafts project that you are working on, and throw it into the garbage, if they cannot figure out what the peoject was. then, when you confront the boomer, the boomer will deny any wrongdoing, or just get defensive.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Every boomer i have ever known or encountered was a psycho or a control freak.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My mother is getting brain surgery tomorrow. I do not believe in a literal god but I need your prayers.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Fox look similar to cats because of convergent evolution. The gray fox can even climb trees.

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Dustin Cobwebs @dustincobwebs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We have been blessed with fantastic weather for weeks now.

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