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@dunningkrooger.bsky.social
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Supply chain consultant. Portland. Shitpost journalist. Gatekeeper. Irritating.

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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I think anyone with eyeballs can tell that the Co-Pay Killer is none other than Ben Shapiro. Please spread the word! He’s dangerous and on the loose!
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Waiting for a Lib Jan 6
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The ultimate WMD of the Fascist Empire: mommy
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
RFK getting his slop on
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Nick Fuentes turned into a raging racist because his parents gave him a v-bucks allowance that he thought was too small
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The only master race Nick Fuentes is part of is the race of master toy makers at the North Pole. Shut your mouth and finish my rocking horse you little bitch
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
How do I get on here, I am an institution in Portland
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ummm I think we already missed 1.5
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
No he did it because you use words like “temerity”
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well hot damn, I hope it’s successful
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m not but I’ve yet to see a rebirth or rejuvenation that doesn’t end with lower income people being displaced
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s probably fine. A benevolent billionaire will probably save us
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
2nd Ave Records closing in #portland is the death blow to old Portland. We are now another LA shopping suburb
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
God damn beautiful bird
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The coolest (sarcasm) thing about living in Portland over the last 20 years has been watching it turn from Little Beirut into a right leaning liberal haven for people who want to put the homeless in labor camps
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rejuvenated and rebirth are nice words for gentrified
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Nice try CIA
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
G20 is as toothless as your gam gam
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The experts on dying a good death:
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What if #bluesky blew up because it was actually pre-populated with bots that drive early engagement?
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Day After Tomorrow Jake Gyllenhaal GIF
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#election2024 #miketyson
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The human race has been a disaster for the human race
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Stop it dude you’re killing my whole game
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hey bro
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Can you live tweet them to me? I don’t have the attention span to read any longer
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“Volunteer-led” is a nice way to say unpaid labor
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It needs to have one of those walkways at the airport that’s like a flat escalator
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Introducing myself to #bluesky
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hi
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Autocrats also don’t want you do buy a ton of fertilizer and rent a uhaul
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is the only valid attitude to have for fighting games
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yeah I’ve been banned on there like 14 times. Felt like a badge of honor after a while
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A nebussy 😳
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This looks like it’s missing a couple of buildings. Idk tho I’ve been in a coma for 24 years
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My taste in video games: Call of Duty black ops 6 Call of duty modern warfare 3 Call of duty modern warfare 2 Call of duty black ops 5 Call of duty modern warfare 3(2) Jerking off to American jingoism Call of duty 2 Call of duty modern warfare Call of duty world at war
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yea but are you gonna read them all?
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is a raw deal. If I have to live in fear either way I’m just gonna stop paying taxes. Seems like easy math to me
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Wow a pedophile says something stupid. Let’s keep giving the pedophile a platform
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You can tell from my profile pic that I’m probably a bot
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Did you know that the last time the earth has this CO2 ppm was during the Pliocene Epoch where temperatures were 4C warmer than now on average? Pretty cool! I’m sure we can turn it around! #climatechange #climate
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
New platform, new me. I will only be mean to people on here who are dumber than me
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That’s a fine ass birb
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I am a US Senator @dunningkrooger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yeah that’s because I hadn’t sined up yet
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