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@dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy
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NOT dr. kel, hes over at @asokel satellite array bunker goblin, crowbar thief, and occasional explorer 🌉 bridged from ⁂ ohai.social/@dunkeltalerzap, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 3h
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social kel how did it take 17 hours to make popcorn
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel kel that popcorn expired 33 years ago
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel its popcorn all the same. as for movies i think i might have john carpenters the thing on my laptop somewhere but id have to look
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel got any popcorn
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel glad she understands. was it clear if she knew it wasnt you. i didnt sign any of the notes like at all
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel i do? i dont even have access to the shop. let alone the knowledge of what it has
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
@asokel wow i was not expecting it to work that well
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel oh what was it
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel also i may or may not have used half of my notebook
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel actually i think im gonna walk
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel YES. now theres plenty to go around. i can take some up to mason if youre busy
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel why
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel i only used the drone twice
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
@asokel uhhhhhhh why
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel any response
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel hey wait you posted your password. theres actually a chance i CAN email your coworkers
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel yeah its definitely taking a bit. i already called it
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel ok cool
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel worth a shot i guess. when does the drone get here
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel so just to be clear it wouldnt even be possible to like. put a note in the drone asking for a few boxes of nerds or something
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel i think id have to talk to mason then because i definitely cant email people in your workplace
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@asokel would it be possible to get someone to smuggle some halloween candy on the drone
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel yes but the crowbars mean that codes cant stop me anyway
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
@asokel was that not implying you changed the codes
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
@asokel what about the thing you posted yesterday about nobody being able to make fun of the codes anymore
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
kel changed the codes. time to spend all day brute forcing
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social maybe
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel i think so
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social do they want an american express card or something
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social why not
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social but the dollar is the flesh of the economy
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social you mean to tell me that the extraterrestrial being doesnt want a crisp 20
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social why not
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@asokel @zrb @casualkellinfan.bsky.social if it takes usd i think i have 20 bucks in my wallet. not like i can use it here anyway
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel oh weird. i havent seen an ORANGE wisp before
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel also kel why are you typing backwards
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel internet peer pressure. happened way earlier in the year i think
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel oh and a CROWbar. or he tried at least
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
@casualkellinfan.bsky.social @asokel a bar like what. like soap? he ate soap too
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
can somebody find a way to ship a full food safety book to the array
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @casualkellinfan.bsky.social @spycrab @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social you say that a LOT. you can only get lucky with this stuff so many times kel
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social seasoning is for flavor. DESSICANT PACKETS ARE NOT SEASONING
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social to keep the ACTUAL FOOD in an edible state for longer
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social how much have you had
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social its telling you to not eat the bag OR whats IN the bag
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social dessicant is an inedible product designed to absorb moisture and keep foods preserved. DONT EAT IT
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social thats because you arent supposed to EAT dessicant. kel the fucking bag says DO NOT EAT in BOLD LETTERING
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@asokel @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social have you been eating dessicant
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@asokel @casualkellinfan.bsky.social in my defense most of them were found after you openly challenged me to find them. kinda on you
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zap @dunkeltalerzap.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@asokel @casualkellinfan.bsky.social first. finders keepers. second. you have like 50 i dont think its that big of a deal
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