Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 16hAnd we get the gifts! Well I do anyway, I dunno what the other chumps get 0111
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guess whose birthday it is?! That's right, My bestest dinosaur is another year older and another year faaaaatter. Happy birthday @macroceli.bsky.social !! Go ahead, spoil the dino. It's allowed. I insist. 2014323
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm apparently a commodity 🎨: @sparkythechu.bsky.social 142
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah but now your tail is exposed for giant troublemakers reaching down for a taildangle... 140
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I like this idea of dodgeball rules with Pokemon. Imagine a trainer hurling one at a pokemon...but the pokemon catches it, and can now return fire on the trainer...😈 57912
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Whoop, got a little too much slack around the snout. *gives a firm yank, sealing that mouth shut* Therrrre we go. 180
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When you orbit around the sun, YOU ORBIT AROUND THE SUN 130
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well you can be coy with your dislike. Like I would say to you: You don't actually squeak when I squeeze your fat body like a stressball. 110
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is one engagement thing I'm not going to do. I like to be liked. 8334
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh god, that species AGAIN?! Were all the other species in the wash or something? 000
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ooh furry balloon *buffs finger claw to a sharp point* 000
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*pokes a huge finger in and slips it as deep as it can go* Well, things seem to be in order here… 120
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, keep that shrink ray away from my girl. Hey, wait a minute… 030
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s the look of uncertainty of how big you’re about to grow 030
Reposted by Duncan RooDuncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026G’morning. If you have a pouch, please step forward for inspection. 711412
Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You’re like a dozen times bigger than me, it’s not my fault I’m…. Oh wait, you meant clothes. Right. 250
