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Duncan Fyfe

@duncanfyfe.net
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freelance feature writer. video game writer. not duncan't fyfe. duncan fyfe. duncanfyfe.net

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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 30/09/2026
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 25/08/2026
I'm in ESSES again, with a piece on the strangest Formula 1 video game ever made - or not made, as the case may be. This is a career highlight; never before have I reported a story by enlisting a F1 driver to ask another F1 driver about Austrian hackers *during the Monaco Grand Prix*
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 11/07/2026
Baroosh: ok fuck me I guess
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 24/06/2026
the most beautiful phrase in the English language. melts in the mouth
A page from the book INDECENT EXPOSURE by David McClintick, with this quote highlighted: "Hey, baby, you asked my opinion! Don't walk on me with your 'Fuck you' shoes!"
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 07/03/2026
I'm in the FT magazine this weekend, writing on one of my favourite subjects
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 26/10/2025
And all your favourite characters from the movies are here
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 31/03/2025
With apologies to Ireland, I will not
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 06/01/2025
The savages of the savannah
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 04/01/2025
something about signing up for the newsletter doesn't sound so appealing
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 25/12/2024
Only gamers will get this
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A SleighStation 3!
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 24/12/2024
actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist. The name of the monster is
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 21/12/2024
Love this! What are some of your favourite quotes?
The cover of a 2025 quote of the day calendar The quote for 15 April is "It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament!"
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 11/11/2024
me when I drop my cream
a store in Paris called OH MY CREAM!
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 13/10/2024
I'm in the Financial Times this weekend with a piece about whether Lara Croft, tomb raider, is irredeemably imperialist. Thanks to Lloyd Levin, producer of the Angelina Jolie films, for the best quote I've ever received: "You must not like to have fun at the movies!" www.ft.com/content/97d3...
A photograph of my Tomb Raider article in his weekend's Financial Times magazine. The text is only partially visible because you have to buy it
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 12/10/2024
OK, I'll bite (ha ha).... let's hear about your dog men
A sign in a pub which reads "AT THE MILL... We love Dogs! ASK ABOUT OUR DOG MEN"
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 17/09/2024
out-of-body experience reading Wuthering Heights in the year 2024 and finding the words "Chevy Chase" quickly followed by a dril tweet
a page from Wuthering Heights with the words "Chevy Chase" highlighted in one paragraph, in the next paragraph is the sentence "The young man evidently thought it too bad that he should be laughed at for his ignorance, and then laughed at for trying to remove it."
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 29/08/2024
I loved searching for the link and discovering this write-up. unfortunately I think this may be news to the majority of people who play and make video games
a blurb claiming that I, Duncan Fyfe, am known for my engaging storytelling in video games
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 29/08/2024
left: a paragraph from the wonderful article positing that the field of paleontology is "mean" right: the paleontology subreddit unable to make it to that paragraph without turning on themselves first
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 09/06/2024
The rubber duck knows frontiers it doesn't discriminate people and doesn't have a political connotation.
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 15/05/2024
Pressed this so hard my phone shattered
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 10/05/2024
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 29/03/2024
Why, who do you get your eggs from?
A pale and ghastly puppet perched above a sign reading "EGGS FOR SALE"
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 01/03/2024
yeah sure. I'll "consider" it
an impudent suggestion from Google Docs that I change the words "video game" to one word
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 01/02/2024
don't worry, we wrote down the passcode in case you forgot
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 05/01/2024
care for some Panettone? it's Poison
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 02/01/2024
did Elena Ferrante choose her pseudonym from the credits of Westwood's The Legend of Kyrandia: The Hand of Fate (1993)
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 31/12/2023
deepfried what
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 09/12/2023
having children is great but I miss when I had the time and money to buy and play something like this sight unseen
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 02/12/2023
'tis the seasoning
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 24/11/2023
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 31/10/2023
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 07/10/2023
forgot one
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 06/10/2023
I didn't realise there was a books one, this took like ten minutes
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 06/10/2023
I think this is it... I've been working on this for three weeks
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 02/10/2023
glad she left room for Homer to sign
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 21/09/2023
dying.... dying to know
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 22/08/2023
in a Hitman level
a black briefcase and a fire extinguisher conspicuously placed on a suburban road
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 13/08/2023
the audacity
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 11/08/2023
literally just got here
the word "scumbag" is trending in Ireland
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 06/08/2023
If I can cover the shelves with books, I don't have to paint them
Too many books on the bookshelves
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 29/07/2023
my two year old son couldn't stop laughing at this pasta. losing his mind. fair enough man. it's weird pasta
Weird pasta
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 24/07/2023
doing some "narrative design" today
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Duncan Fyfe @duncanfyfe.net · 13/07/2023
Still figuring out how to use Bluesky, but I found this helpful and hope it is to others:
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