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Duncan Dwyer

@duncandwyer.bsky.social
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Harm Reduction Public Health Educator. Universal bodily autonomy advocate. Follower of science. Intolerably disruptive believer in kindness, also in mischief. Pursuing beauty to its lair. REMINDER: There is no moral imperative to tolerate the intolerant.

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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 21h
This would be funny if it were a Saturday Night Live skit. It’s not, though. It’s just fascism. 
Actual Facebook post from the EEOC that reads: 
“Are you seeing American workers replaced, excluded, or harassed in your workplace?
National origin discrimination is a real and harmful barrier for far too many American workers.
The EEOC is committed to eliminating ALL
national origin discrimination, including discrimination against Americans. We are taking action and filing lawsuits to protect all workers of all races from unlawful discrimination.
Learn what national origin discrimination can look like, why it's illegal, and how you can take action for yourself or someone else.
Your rights matter. If you've experienced discrimination, contact the EEOC today.”
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comfortable white liberals in Maine want to convince us that Susan Collins is really, truly, for sure a moderate, and that we can’t give up her influence in the Senate. If your argument is “it’s better to at least have a seat at the table with the Nazis,” maybe we don’t need your argument.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You guys remember when Jordan’s promised everyone free furniture if the Red Sox won the World Series? Anyway, the difference between that and Trump’s $5,000 voter bribe is that there’s no insurance company in the world that would cover the $1.3 TRILLION he’d need to pay for it.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t know what you all are talking about, I very clearly see a white and gold dress.
Trump’s new hair color (or possibly a blue and black dress).
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Future Documentary Narrator: “The Americans truly believed that Donald Trump represented the nadir of Western Civilization. “Surely,” they all imagined, “it can’t get any worse, it cannot possibly get any more embarrassing.” [RECORD SCRATCH SOUND EFFECT] www.msn.com/en-us/politi...
msn.com
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The cracks in the Trump admin are even bigger than those in the botched pool liner job. Turns out, the 300-yard gash was inside us all along. www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/p...
cnn.com
Justice Dept. admits Reflecting Pool renovation was ‘hasty and botched,’ drops case against former Olympian | CNN Politics
The Justice Department is admitting that President Donald Trump’s $14 million renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was “hasty and botched,” and it is dropping the criminal case against f...
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oof. I hadn’t yet gotten around to listening to @glenhansard.bsky.social’s new 2-part album that he released this year, so I went to Spotify to download it… and then I came across this:
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Glen Hansard left me with one final gift this morning, and it is the same one he gave me time and time again over the years: He made me cry when I *really* needed to cry. 🎵 You have suffered enough and warred with yourself It’s time that you won. 🎵
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am so fucking exhausted by arguing the finer details of every ICE-related atrocity. Our country shouldn’t have heavily-armed, poorly-trained, masked militia terror squads patrolling our streets. Period. I cannot fucking believe this is even a debate.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Share a book you'd love to see adapted into a movie
Photo of the book cover for ‘The Witch's Heart’ by Genevieve Gornichec.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lindsey Graham was a fundamentally terrible human being, and deserves absolutely no respect in death. Do not, for one damn moment, come at us with this “politics has gotten so ugly” nonsense. The man sold his soul, and the disrespect shown to him after his passing is the price of that transaction.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I want to promote a more positive politics of possibility, where it’s important to point out accomplishments of people we otherwise disagree with. I may not have appreciated Lindsey Graham throughout his long career, but I *fully* support what he did today.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m excited and I don’t want to seem unappreciative. But I can’t help but feeling I still want him somehow *more* dead.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Red Sox will never be contenders again now that Fenway has realized they can make 7x the money just having 42 Noah Kahan shows a year there.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Outshine should make pints of scoopable mango frozen dessert and change absolutely nothing about the recipe or consistency of what you get on the stick. Just take the popsicle stick away and jam it in a pint cup. I would buy two pints a day. I said what I said.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A number of very smart and very influential Democratic thinkers are working on a blueprint for the Post-Trump era that will aim to undo the damage he and his movement caused. They call it “Project 2029” (for obvious reasons). I humbly submit an alternative proposal…
A silhouette of a guillotine with the words “project 1789“ printed below.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It will be a crime against humanity if we never get to see a combined show with Noah Kahan and Jason Isbell. It would be a North/South, Xennial/GenZ singer-songwriter pairing for the ages. They’re both brilliant lyricists exploring universal themes from a “kid from a small rural town” perspective.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Boomers today when they go to check Facebook.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pass a law making it ILLEGAL for dogs to get driver’s licenses! Can dogs currently get driver’s licenses? No, absolutely not. Are there states issuing driver’s licenses to dogs? Of course not. BUT DOGS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE!
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s wild that the American press was today years old when they realized they can challenge the president to present evidence when he lies. Ironically, it seems The Press Met Trump today. www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-pre...
nbcnews.com
Trump says ‘I’d pay’ anti-weaponization fund applicants ‘the kind of money they deserve’
In an exclusive interview with Meet the Press, President Trump says “the weaponization fund is a great idea” and if Republicans “don't get it approved, I'd be disappointed.” Asked whether anyone who a...
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No. Not Giles too! I refuse to accept it. Shake him. Shake him again! He just got knocked unconscious! 😢
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The vile mound of semi-hardened crotch sweat that calls himself “President” is now siccing the Justice Department on the woman he raped—not “allegedly,” because a court found him liable for the sexual assault. How do Republicans supporting this man look at themselves in the mirror without vomiting?
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“This is not a golden calf.” - Televangelist Mark Burns, about 20-foot golden statue Trump erected to himself.
A drawing depicting a golden statue of Trump with the phrase “This is not a golden calf” written below, in the style of ‘The Treachery of Images,’ by Belgian Surrealist René Magritte.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Un-fucking-believable (in the most believable sense).
nytimes.com
In Huge Blow to Democrats, Virginia Court Strikes Down House Map
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So Israel decided to bomb a residential neighborhood in Lebanon the very night that negotiations were supposed to be finalized with Iran. It’s almost like our partners in this bullshit illegal unprovoked war crimes escapade doesn’t actually want the war to end. 🤔
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dobbs was an earthquake. This decision is more than just an aftershock. One of every four abortions in this country is provided by telehealth. Pills by mail was one of the only lifelines available to people who needed abortions in states with near universal bans.
npr.org
Court restricts abortion access across the US by blocking the mailing of mifepristone
A federal appeals court has restricted access to one of the most common means of abortion in the U.S. by blocking the mailing of mifepristone.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I feel badly that journalists had to briefly experience what it’s like to be a schoolkid in America. They could’ve easily avoided it by not deciding to rub elbows with fascists. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So, can we call it Christofascism now?
apnews.com
Trump and other top Republicans will read passages in a marathon Bible event
President Donald Trump and many of his conservative Christian supporters are participating in a marathon Bible reading event.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can’t believe the President of the United States just threatened to kill an entire civilization, and when we turn on the TV it’s still: “Tonight on a special episode of ‘Dancing With the Stars’…”
Trump Truth Social post reading: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?
We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nine games in, seven losses, five games back. And Boston is committed to “staying the course.” Man, the Red Sox really are the Democratic Party of baseball.
mlb.com
Red Sox resolve to stay the course amid tough opening stretch
BOSTON -- An ominous fog shrouding the exterior of Fenway Park should have been an indicator of bad things to come for the hometown team. Despite being briefly in control of things early, the Red Sox ...
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
You can escape Earth’s gravity, but you’ll never escape the horrors of Microsoft’s Office Suite.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I don’t want anybody to lead us into an unnecessary, ill-conceived war of choice, but I’d *really* rather not get dragged into one by idiots.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Final hatch closed, comma and the Artemis II launch launch likely a go for 6:24 ET! #BackToTheMoon #ArtemisII www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...
youtube.com
NASA's Artemis II Crew Launches To The Moon (Official Broadcast)
YouTube video by NASA
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Been hearing a whole lot of “It’s okay to admit you were wrong, and we promise we won’t make you feel badly about it.” While I’m 100% behind the first part, you lose me after the comma. Because no, ABSOLUTELY NOT. Buckle up, buttercup. Count yourself lucky if we let you back into civil society.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We have all died, and we now live in Hell. It’s the only plausible explanation I can imagine. There is something fundamentally broken with the Democratic Party. Running Hilary Clinton in 2028 is the most insane of all possible outcomes, www.washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/450...
washingtonexaminer.com
Hillary Clinton 2028? It’s not as crazy as you think
Could Hillary Clinton mount a plausible campaign for the Democratic nomination in 2028? It's unlikely, but not crazy.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If he’s lost Meemaw, he’s lost the country.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
In addition to the fact that ICE has absolutely no training or qualifications to do TSA’s job, is anyone at all freaked out that the President has a private army that he can just call up to do his bidding?
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I know it’s going to piss people off to point it out, but the silence from Bernie Sanders around the horrific revelations about Cesar Chavez is BECOMING A FUCKING PROBLEM. Somebody tell me I’m missing a statement somewhere. PLEASE.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Trump is coming back to demand more money for this insane project. We all know where this is going. Let’s just skip the decade of pain and turmoil and embarrassment and loss. End it NOW.
Political lawn style image that reads: Case/Church 2026 - Make Congress Great Again
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
‘The Pitt’ captures what we are all going through every day as Americans. One crisis after another. Not a moment to recoup from the last before we try to lock in and shake it off long enough to attend to those who need us as we await the inevitable immediacy of the next crisis.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No notes.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Literally every damn thing that carried his name should be renamed for Dolores Huerta. Because what we don’t EVER talk about is how women in the movement are victims twice (and in perpetuity): Once when harmed, and again as they suffer in silence for the “good” of the struggle.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I don’t know how else to say this: There are no good guys. Our traditional male heroes—yes, even those on the left—were still men. The entire fucking institution of “FAMOUS MEN” is rotten. We need to throw it all the fuck away and start again.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
There is no amount of bravado and swagger that can mask how morally bankrupt, cowardly, and ineffective “shock and awe” air wars are.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
AMERICA: “I cannot believe the world is going to turn their backs on us!”
AMERICA: “The U.S. will no longer be the world’s policeman.”
WORLD: “Oh, thank god! We never want…”
AMERICA: “No! We refuse to be your police force!”
WORLD: “Yeah, we never asked you to…”
AMERICA: “We’re serious! We won’t do it!”
WORLD: “Great, we don’t want…”
AMERICA: “Okay, we’ll just take out these two regimes, then we’re really done!”
WORLD: …
AMERICA: “This isn’t working! Mayday Mayday! Send backup!”
WORLD: “Oh, abso-f*cking-lutely not.”
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My god I cannot wait until these guys are no longer protected by the office. Most of them will probably never see the inside of a jail cell, but they will see the outside of a bar in Boston where somebody recognizes them and finally gives them the ass-kicking they are BEGGING for. 
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
EVERYONE: “The WaPo’s fall from grace simply couldn’t be any more dramatic.” BEZOS CALLING MATT MURRAY: “Hold my beer… and also publish this opinion piece if you ever want to see your kids again.”
washingtonpost.com
Opinion | Why America needs evangelicals on the Supreme Court — and more
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Anyone else’s spidey-senses telling you Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi might be a little less “Strait of Hormuz” and a little more “Bi-Curious of Hormuz?”
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Drop a gif you can hear.
media.tenor.com
a child is pushing a blue tricycle down a hallway
Alt: Danny rides his big wheel through Overlook halls in ‘The Shining.’
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Duncan Dwyer @duncandwyer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
AMERICA (Post-Heated Rivalry): “Wait… are straight women attracted to gay men?!” THEATER KIDS: 🙄
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