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The Dumpling of your Dreams

@dumplingq.bsky.social
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Fellow traveler, pan-geek, senior-nerd, etc.

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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"My school is sending our Jugend to the Sudetenland - can you help?"
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminder that LLMs and AI aren't "allowing" anything - the companies that provide those tools are allowing malfeasance through their incompetence and poor oversight. If we made those companies responsible for the actions of their agentic employees they would change overnight.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was the inevitable consequence when Obama stripped himself to the waist, wrapped a red headband around his head, and hoisted his M60 to shoot his way through the strait of hormuz. Such a rookie mistake.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What shall we call them kid-centration camps? Epstein-American Preparatory Academies? Amazon warehouses? The possibilities boggle the mind.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd love to have one week where some idiot nepo-baby doesn't make me terrified for my loved ones. Just one week - is that too fucking much to ask?
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wish we'd let these moribund industries fail for once. Instead (like banks in 2008) we'll keep propping them up for another few decades while they continue to decay. One nice thing about maga destroying capitalism would be if we get to the 'rip off the bandaid' moment finally.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But they're making very sure the carts don't have any upholstered sections. There were...issues
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Be interesting to see a breakdown of which candidates have done an actual day's work in the last year, two years, and five years. Can't imagine there are many that have held a real job.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He stands like a kid that just pooped in his wet bathing suit
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great day for animal lovers, and animal "lovers". Whether you want animals to thrive, or want to fuck them, there's a place for you in the trump administration
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The days of American government doing anything meaningful seem to be over (particularly the neutered Congress). How about you dedicate your efforts to resolving that instead of mucking around with something the majority of the geriatrics in office couldn't possible understand.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The madman theory only works if the one playing the madman is not a fucking idiot
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can someone make a VeggieTales DVD cover starting Mitch McConnell?
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll believe Vance is serious about leading maga when he kicks his brown family to the curb (or sticks them in a camp). It'll happen eventually - just wondering if it'll happen in time for Vance's 2028 run.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...and other humans
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Smiling corpse wheeled around senate, film at 11
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But have we had the latest round of piss-pants useless hand-wringing from @andybeshearky.bsky.social?
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY Call it THE TRUMP ECONOMY
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your anti-ICE attacks are wholly unwarranted /s
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I christen thee the USS collaborator!
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wow, when even the descendants of Nazis think you're a little too right wing...
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I resent my taxes going to Mitch McConnell's paycheck for doing nothing but rotting in a hospital bed somewhere. And @andybeshearky.bsky.social continues to do *checks notes* fucking nothing. Coward-ass Dems.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love these maga "allies" who of a despised (by maga) class. Lilay down with white supremacists you wake up with fleas (in a camp somewhere)
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I equate AI with automated closed captioning and it's actually reassuring - automated closed captioning is so utterly shit it makes me feel better that AI isn't going to be replacing us anytime soon
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He's not a failure at what he's actually doing - which is creating a white supremacist military that will do maga bidding with disregard for the law. Start calling these people what they are, will you? Dem willful blindness is part of the reason we're in the mess we're in
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There will one day be books written about the sheer concentration of truly stupid people as have at the white house right now - in addition to all the evil, and racism, and incompetence. It's mind boggling really.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whatever you think of the Crooked Media folks, Donald J. Plump is a hell of a nickname. We should all be spreading that far and wide
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shocked trump would spend any of his money on someone else. I figured that was all going to be making its way into his pocket
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The only shocking thing about the whores on the supreme court is how cheap it's been to buy them
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to every scientific conference in the country. Well done maga
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So I suppose Monday we'll be invading the bond market
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't let establishment Dems frame a midterm win as a victory or a repudiation of trump. It would be both of those things but it would also only be a beginning of the generational work of restoring our democracy. That's a start, not an end
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Instead of Montezuma's revenge can we call it RFKs revenge? Or is that reserved for stacks of dead kids covered in measles?
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The trump/harp story isn't one of a sexual affair, it's one of mental illness. Someday some intrepid researcher will do a deep dive into what so badly broke that young woman's mind that she was devoted to a shit-pants old lump of recycled McDonald's, racism, and spray tan.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So leavitt is gone - wonder which woman the ogre will grind up next to make his bread
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been injured and it really makes the futile rage and disappointment of this time worse
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's infuriating. If they weren't so dead-set on gaslighting us to keep their crumbs of power, they'd have already been able to stand up to maga. Feckless cowards
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is true and also illuminates a bigger point. A lot of talking heads say things like "this is the wrong time for Democrats to be running such progressive candidates". The real statement is - the Democrat establishment should stop 'picking' candidates because they're clearly utter shit at it
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Incremental Change is Gonna Come, if republicans Allow Us"
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Centrist folk songs: "We Can't Overcome" "Fight (all but) The (corporate) Power" "Give Peace a Halfhearted Attempt Before Giving Up" "Change is Gonna Come - Slowly Enough it Won't Matter for You" "Blowin' in the Polls Direction" Add your own!
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This whole government is like someone used AI to combine Looney tunes and Nazis
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Shows we value the press as much as Iran values it's civilians
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If only you didn't have the naivete of a slow child you'd know there's nothing the Leo court won't do to overturn precedent to advance the fascist state.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I swear they use the double slit method. Throw enough legal hedgehogs at a wall and eventually some get through, no matter how stupid the basis.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bullshit. As soon as Kavanaugh typed that everyone knew the admin was going to throw as much at the wall as possible - through EO or any other method.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you change it to CNC Music Factory it becomes a vastly different band
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wait, you're telling me all that gray is coke residue? Explains a few hundred things.
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We need to do more to live up to the ideals of Fight Club
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Carville is a fucking idiot who's time is past. This "theory" proves it. Trump won't retire as long as he can steal another buck from Americans. More likely he stays in office. Trump only cares about political power to the extent it allows him to grift - as his ceding vast power to miller shows
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The Dumpling of your Dreams @dumplingq.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People have been making a lot out of the fact that no one saw Mitch McConnell move to the rehab. It's easy! After all, you just need to defrost a corpse a little to fold it into a suitcase.
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