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@dumplingequivalent.bsky.social
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30s-ish white transguy from US. Midwestern anime gay + golden retriever househusband. this is my main and my hazbin sideblog because I have no self restraint. Icon drawn by @alloplush and used with permission!

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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 4h
@goldenangelzine.bsky.social , sorry to ping you but I can't figure out if this is a me problem or a site problem - it seems like the text is the exact color of the background? I want to order but I gave myself a migraine trying to navigate the page.....I did turn off my accessibility stuff too
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@itsspicyspaghetti.bsky.social You always have great music quotes with your art, and while listening to "Bad Apple" by Cameron Whitcomb, I swear I could see a classic slideshow AMV of your #radioapple fanart as it played something something Alastor being Lucifer's newest addicti-i mean temptation
A screenshot from the azlyrics.com page for "Bad Apple" by Cameron Whitcomb. The text reads "If I like it, I'm in trouble, If I love it, I'm dead. Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed? If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me 6 feet deep. If the apple's so bad  why's it taste so sweet? Taste so sweet."
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeing Lucifer about 0.25 seconds away from take off, i immediately imagined Al's Shadow doing this They're just staring up at Lucifer with big eyes and a bigger happy smile, waiting for praise and head pats cuz they helped
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this was a hard one for me, not gonna lie! there's a lot of them I'd give multiple answers for The only easy things to answer were all Lucifer lmao
A grid of photos with descriptions underneath each photo that each person customizes by choosing different characters. This one is all hazbin hotel characters.

I chose
Most Relatable: Lucifer. Favorite Design: Angel Dust. Favorite Overlord or ex-overlord: Alastor. Favorite Angel: Abel. Favorite Vee: Ethan (Vox's assistant).
Favorite Sinner: Husk. Favorite by lore: Alastor. Who I would befriend: Lucifer. Who I want to see more about: Zestial. Character I find funniest: Alastor. Least Favorite Character: Adam. Character I disliked at first: Mimzy. Underrated Character: Cherribomb. Overrated Character: Lute. Overall Favorite Character: Lucifer.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is the most my magnifier can zoom in but I still can't tell...!! But maybe it'll help someone else lol
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
only made it this far before I had to shove a blanket in my mouth to not howl and wake the whole house This is *still* one of the best examples I've ever seen of increasing tension via expressions in animation. This audio is NOT short, but it doesn't drag for a second, even as an animatic.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm not trying to be difficult - I typed out the URL in the image but this is what I see when I do! I'm too stupid I don't know what I'm doing wrong 😭
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
my first reaction to reading this was "BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME" not enjoying any of the implications no thank youuu
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i don't know what this means but it could be so much worse
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i literally JUST checked this but when I went to go check some names again, it changed! so I'm adding these guys on.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
These are so fun to do~
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
God that's so fucking awful need weather communism. i have so much cold to share
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I'm turning 32 in a few months, and I've been using the internet since I was 6. I've seen shit. A lot of shit.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Most of the small little guys in my hoard and my standees and keychains. I intend to laminate them all so I can hang them up with washi tape without damaging the designs! I'll list the artists below!
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
look at this!!!! Look at this shit!!! I don't even think this is half!!! I started buying hazbin fan art March this year for my birthday, and seeing my fucking guys here makes me just wanna kick my feet and giggle!!
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Important update it's WORSE
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
ITS TOO FUCKING COLD!!!!
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He needs to go back to .png jail
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
LMFAO no idea how accurate this is, but it made me choke laughing Sometimes Google translate is a gift
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The moment I saw the Speaker of God, I thought "Oh my god, Dolly Parton?!" I was SO SURE that when she spoke, I missed the first few lines because I was confused. #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2
The Speaker of God, an awe inspiring golden-colored entity with hair so big, blond, and beautiful that Dolly Parton might be earning royalties every time she appears on screen.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
There's something incredibly beautiful about checking the exchange rate for prices on the @alastorfanbook.bsky.social and getting fucking $69
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
YES YES YES I CAN FINALLY OWN SAMMY MERCH!!!!
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i got curious, so I googled it and I was NOT prepared
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
shitpost brought to you by the beginning of @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's The Late, Late, Way Too Late Show from the #LAHTHNGVBR series
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
about to lose my goddamn mind, I'm so fucking EXCITED FOR THIS!!! EEEEEE
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Everyone who reads 'Lucifer and his THNGVBR' say "thank you, @keelywolfe.bsky.social " #radioapple #LahTHNGVBR #fanficinspired
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Homage to @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's Sketch Comedy
a 4 panel comic featuring poorly  cropped images of Lucifer Morningstar, Alastor, and Rosie from hazbin hotel, based on keelywolfe's fanfic series "Lucifer and His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship" part 11, "Sketch Comedy".

The first panel shows Lucifer with his standard wide and cocky smile, thinking to himself, "time to help my daughter welcome guests"

the next panel shows Rosie greeting Alastor, saying "Hello Alastor, my friend"

the third panel is Lucifer looking shocked with no text

and the last panel has a direct quote from the fanfic, "Lucifer abruptly decided to hate her." above Lucifer, who looks furious.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@lululamb.bsky.social 's package of stickers just came in and I'm so excited about it!!! I asked for extras to decorate with and holy SHIT did they deliver! So CUUUUTE!!!!
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Omg guys my membership card for the Trans Alastor Fan Club just arrived~!!!! @itsgivingdemon.bsky.social 's lovely work!
It may not be obvious in the photo, but the art print is about the size of a credit card, hence the joke.

The print is a bright red with Alastor from Hazbin Hotel on it, drawn by @itsgivingdemon as the cover art for their Alastor fan zine, "Buzzword". There is a holographic overlay on top that throws rainbows in the light.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
A collection of hazbin hotel fan art hung with washi tape, taken from a fairly close and low vantage point looking up at the wall. Underneath the lowest art piece is a small lightning bug aimed such that it looks like it's admiring the art.
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is Addit, my son, and if I think about him too much, I will cry about it
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this is way harder for me than it should be. Some honorable mentions - all the cunty old men from cookie run - my fucking son Addit from a horror dnd campaign by @Polyworth (how do I link.) - Katsuhira Agata from Kiznaiver - Newest blorbo Lucifer Hazbin Hotel who I am fucking gone for rn
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apple dumpling @dumplingequivalent.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
STOP!! If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series! Pass it on!
Edward Elric, from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, swinging his cloak over his shoulder. He's smiling at something off screen to the right.Vash the stampede from the 90's anime laughing awkwardlyHinata Shoyo from Haikyuu!! smiling happily at the cameraBakugo Katsuki from My Hero Academia kneeling in a river as Midoriya Izuku reaches out to help him up. Bakugo is staring at the outstretched hand, considering taking it.
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