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That Dumb Green Bear

@dumbmossbear.bsky.social
225 followers 653 following 601 posts

♣ Hungry Green guy on the internet ♣ Been God's greatest mistake for 21 years now ♣ Follow for borderline insane Prose & Poetry, and occasional doodles

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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you trust him enough to let him take you into his Wonderland?
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh hey who's the purple bun back there? Seems Horatio's got company~!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Artists! QRP with your Flowers! 🍀🏵️💐🌻 ooh boy, elly really is going THROUGH it in most of these
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Dubbz Beaw @dubbzbeaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chesterton said it best: "fairy tales do not teach children that dragons exist, they already know they are real; instead, fairy tales teach children that dragons can be defeated". We don't need stories with less evil, more sanitized settings, we need more stories telling us evil can be overcome.
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Gotta love seeing nerds in love
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
omg big puppby!!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why does he look so mortified in the bottom-left image?
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"How... Could you...?" These are the last words one hears when gazing upon the visage of the First Witch, Die Schüldshexe.
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You should try doing probability calculations with the dice- fastest way to get a headache
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Well if ya ever need a lap to sit on...
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Oh hey Mark! Wanna join me for second supper? Just put the kids to bed, so don't make too much noise" Not quite middle age, but i think it's dilf-y enough
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
:3
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I could take him-
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
OH NO NOT THE BALD SPOT
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
He's just a wee lil' fleabag goober i luv him
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The bear instinct to walk and admire the scenery
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oooh! É um conjunto de tirinhas, ou é uma história contínua?
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Metamelomai
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
🎶Samson went back to bed🎵 🎵Not much hair left on his head 🎶 🎶He ate a slice of wonder bread🎵 🎵and went right back to bed🎶 🎶And the history books forgot about us🎵 🎵and the bible didn't mention us 🎶 🎶and the bible didn't mention us 🎵 🎵not even once🎶
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I really love this kind of character, too! Sharp teeth, mean looking, villainous attitude, yet somehow extremely cuddly
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So cuddly,,,
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Woh!! heyyy I know those bears!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh, this is a deep, deep pain--
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*Stares back*
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why? Were they that BAD(Ger)? *badum-tss*
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the AI takeover is coming oh god
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I have never felt less satisfied with an ending
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
He needs a hug several of them
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Blue polar of endless existential fear
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Awawaaawawaa tysm kitty I love it!!
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Nekofoxxo @azudesigns.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Finished Toony Icon commission for Ark the Bear! @dumbmossbear.bsky.social 💚🐻 [ #commission | #furry | #furryart | #digitalart | #artwork | #sfw | #art]
A vibrant digital illustration of an anthropomorphic bear character looking off to the side with a joyful, open-mouthed smile. The character features warm brown and tan fur with a unique olive-green "mask" marking around his muzzle and eyes. His eyes are particularly striking, containing a multi-colored gradient of pink, gold, and green. He has messy brown hair on top of his head and small, rounded ears with fluffy white tufts inside. The art style is clean and bold with thick lineart and soft cel-shading against a pattern background.
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Here, have a Blue boy. A crude ref i made of Blütooth, an old character I only now managed to make a permanent design for
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
neckfluff stretchers
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
And here is the other side of the Proverbial Coin. The Beast from The Deep. We, who were here before, mourn what has become of you, o lost one. [Story in Comments]
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Duuuude that'd look so cool in a fight with Guilt!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
saaame!!!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"Howdy, Howdy!! Mind if me 'n my crew raid your pantry this fine evenin'?" Captain Greenbeard, notorious for exclusively raiding food transportation ships... And leaving bags of gold to pay for the "stolen" food... He's still new to this pirate stuff, so cut him some slack--
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Nov/のふ @nov.wolfbear.club · 11/02/2026
. 🐻  /    \ /       ﹀ ̄ ̄щ /  /      / ̄ | /      | \Ԏ       /  卜−   ―イ   \  /\  ノ   \ ノ \  /    ︶  ︶
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Is this yaoi
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
MEDUSA??? AND A HOT KING??? I need to update myself on the story, geez!!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Oooh yeah i can see the input--
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He's back!!!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
ur back!!
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
He can... But would he? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
... My toxic trait is thinking I legit could fix him through friendship (I have no survival instincts)
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"⁵ Olhei, e diante de mim estava um cavalo preto. Seu cavaleiro tinha na mão uma balança. ⁶ Então ouvi o que parecia uma voz entre os quatro seres viventes, dizendo: "Um quilo de trigo por um denário, e três quilos de cevada por um denário, e não danifique o azeite e o vinho!" ─ Apocalipse 6:5,6
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Esses atributos podem ser coisas como calor, tamanho, vitalidade, stamina, etc. A essa habilidade eu dou o nome de Autoridade da Fome, porque ela retira atributos dos objetos, deixando-os incompletos, com "fome". A imagem da balança é inspirada no trecho bíblico que se refere ao cavaleiro da Fome
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That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Não, não, funciona assim: Ele pode "retirar" atributos de objetos e alvos abaixo de certo patamar e redistribuí-los para um outro objeto que esteja acima do patamar que estabeleceu. Ou seja, ele "desequilibra a balança", dando mais a quem tem mais, e retirando o pouco dos que têm menos.
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