That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you trust him enough to let him take you into his Wonderland? 041
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh hey who's the purple bun back there? Seems Horatio's got company~! 011
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Artists! QRP with your Flowers! 🍀🏵️💐🌻 ooh boy, elly really is going THROUGH it in most of these 041
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Chesterton said it best: "fairy tales do not teach children that dragons exist, they already know they are real; instead, fairy tales teach children that dragons can be defeated". We don't need stories with less evil, more sanitized settings, we need more stories telling us evil can be overcome. 041
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why does he look so mortified in the bottom-left image? 100
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"How... Could you...?" These are the last words one hears when gazing upon the visage of the First Witch, Die Schüldshexe. 000
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You should try doing probability calculations with the dice- fastest way to get a headache 000
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Well if ya ever need a lap to sit on... 010
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Oh hey Mark! Wanna join me for second supper? Just put the kids to bed, so don't make too much noise" Not quite middle age, but i think it's dilf-y enough 110
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026He's just a wee lil' fleabag goober i luv him 020
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The bear instinct to walk and admire the scenery 010
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Oooh! É um conjunto de tirinhas, ou é uma história contínua? 100
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026🎶Samson went back to bed🎵 🎵Not much hair left on his head 🎶 🎶He ate a slice of wonder bread🎵 🎵and went right back to bed🎶 🎶And the history books forgot about us🎵 🎵and the bible didn't mention us 🎶 🎶and the bible didn't mention us 🎵 🎵not even once🎶 010
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I really love this kind of character, too! Sharp teeth, mean looking, villainous attitude, yet somehow extremely cuddly 000
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Why? Were they that BAD(Ger)? *badum-tss* 100
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I have never felt less satisfied with an ending 110
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Blue polar of endless existential fear 100
Reposted by That Dumb Green BearNekofoxxo @azudesigns.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Finished Toony Icon commission for Ark the Bear! @dumbmossbear.bsky.social 💚🐻 [ #commission | #furry | #furryart | #digitalart | #artwork | #sfw | #art] 1165
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Here, have a Blue boy. A crude ref i made of Blütooth, an old character I only now managed to make a permanent design for 0166
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026And here is the other side of the Proverbial Coin. The Beast from The Deep. We, who were here before, mourn what has become of you, o lost one. [Story in Comments] 162
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Duuuude that'd look so cool in a fight with Guilt! 010
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 25/02/2026"Howdy, Howdy!! Mind if me 'n my crew raid your pantry this fine evenin'?" Captain Greenbeard, notorious for exclusively raiding food transportation ships... And leaving bags of gold to pay for the "stolen" food... He's still new to this pirate stuff, so cut him some slack-- 2114
Reposted by That Dumb Green BearNov/のふ @nov.wolfbear.club · 11/02/2026. 🐻 / \ / ﹀ ̄ ̄щ / / / ̄ | / | \Ԏ / 卜− ―イ \ /\ ノ \ ノ \ / ︶ ︶ 635571
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026MEDUSA??? AND A HOT KING??? I need to update myself on the story, geez!! 000
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 01/01/2026... My toxic trait is thinking I legit could fix him through friendship (I have no survival instincts) 000
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025"⁵ Olhei, e diante de mim estava um cavalo preto. Seu cavaleiro tinha na mão uma balança. ⁶ Então ouvi o que parecia uma voz entre os quatro seres viventes, dizendo: "Um quilo de trigo por um denário, e três quilos de cevada por um denário, e não danifique o azeite e o vinho!" ─ Apocalipse 6:5,6 110
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Esses atributos podem ser coisas como calor, tamanho, vitalidade, stamina, etc. A essa habilidade eu dou o nome de Autoridade da Fome, porque ela retira atributos dos objetos, deixando-os incompletos, com "fome". A imagem da balança é inspirada no trecho bíblico que se refere ao cavaleiro da Fome 110
That Dumb Green Bear @dumbmossbear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Não, não, funciona assim: Ele pode "retirar" atributos de objetos e alvos abaixo de certo patamar e redistribuí-los para um outro objeto que esteja acima do patamar que estabeleceu. Ou seja, ele "desequilibra a balança", dando mais a quem tem mais, e retirando o pouco dos que têm menos. 110