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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sometimes you just let a kitty get her sniffies in

Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

omgomgomgomg so im looking at appartments with my partner, the one we really want that's pretty reasonable to get and in our income range IS BIRD AND PET FRIDENDLY I COULD ADOPT A BIRD FINALLY IN TWO MONTHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

damn i got a bitch that wants to throat my gock cause im hyperfixating and telling her about a lot of project moon stuff, like my favorite little guy PUNISHING BIRD so thanks little chud you're gonna get me a blowjob

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you know what, i can still yearn but that's cause my gf is long distance and sometimes a bitch wants to be fucking rimmed :c fuck my bird ass life man

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"I'm sick and tired of Ticket and her meddling fools—to hell with you all!" Really fun messing with the valencina stuff i saw on xma ngl too bad I'm not good enough at animating to attempt to actually make my bird do Disposal

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

homemade fried shrimp with seaweed wrapped rice? 10/10

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the feminine urge to summon demons with a computer and beat the shit out of multidimensional stephen hawking

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

this gock be hitting like the doom super shotgun

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

turn on bsky to make a yearning post, realize i don't have to yearn anymore turn to my cat and pet my chud son, life good

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And if that paw drops even a finger, you 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 what will happen to you... my dear, sweet, kitty

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I start to hear the beginning of a song, think it's a ghost song cause of the vibes but no it's king gizzard and the lizard wizard and im quite happy with that outcome

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A quiet moment on the lake... only for something more intimate to sprout

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Could they even resist a collar if they tried, who knows~

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I realize that sometimes I move like a very well experienced dommy lesbians and the other half of the time i slam into windows like a pigeon that got some crack

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sometimes a bird just wants some more directed worship...

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

damn i think pan fried cabbage with like a lil'salt is becoming my favorite thing to cook next to caramalized onions

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

im sad, i was gonna make a little cheese sandwich in my airfryer and it seems my BREAD IS MOLDY T_T

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

god i raised my arms and my cat tried to fucking bite my pits cause i stink, what the fuck you chud

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

get yourself a wife who you can take the arms and legs off of to do maintenance on before fisting her circuits while being gock deep in her

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

dorky gun pussy gonna make me act up like i got the original strain of crack from the 80s pumped directly into my veins, holy shit call me queen ARTHUR you're going to need a raiding guild just to pull me outta her my god

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You choke a raccoon just a little bit while fucking her and she tries to push your hands down harder... what a freak~

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sometimes you gotta grab that lazy trashpanda and use them for pleasure

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I just had a dream where i adopted a little call duck and named it quackers, where then i had a better life and played with it and my chud cat daily

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Can I just date a cute girl or femboy that will just let me snuggle into their armpits in times of mental distress

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

something something you'll find a bird nesting in a wolves pit

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A wolf can be used as a soft, plush pillow in some cases

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Though, after some very directed attention a bird just needs to lay claim to her new perch

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sometimes a bird just needs some focused attention from a wolf

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

so can i get a vibrator with a little screen on it that can run doom, that way i can do a doom 1 speedrun while making a girl squirm cause that'd be fun

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I need to finger a cis or tgirl so hard it sounds like im stirring mac and cheese, like none of that kraft mac and cheese but that real good, homemade bacon filled mac and cheese that you'll eat and realize god damn, where the fuck have i been in my life #yearning

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

god todays one of those days that i yearn snuggling into someone, closing my eyes and falling asleep while they do stuff or play games rip guess i'll harass my chud cat and play games while hugging a pillow instead

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I need to feel your goat girl cock in the back of my throat while you yap about the night horror oh my fucking god

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Chaosferret @chaosferret.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Taking a break ~ cmm for @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social

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Alice Hargreaves - (Armpit Licker) @dumbbirdgirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

god being a gay bird, having a chud cat and mahjong are all now important parts of my personality and that's rly funny

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