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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've never seen F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and I don't feel like I've missed much

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Transphobes will say the same old "there are boys and there are girls" spiel and expect a Pulitzer istg

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cracking an egg any% with "I have extra estrogen if you want some". Works at most stages of dental

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Missouri tries as hard as they can to be the worst state in the country, but there are too many good people living there to let them be worse than Florida

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What if your dentist had a MASSIVE schlong? You may never know cause you're staring at the ceiling in his/her chair while they ask you questions you physically can't answer

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Nyquil actually makes you drowsy by causing a build-up of dreams in the body, forcing you to dream every last one out of your system

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm autistic. Of course I'm dependant on analogies and metaphors in conversation.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The amount of normal everyday people I've met who have been homeless in some capacity is wild. Is homelessness just an average American experience?

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

When I ask you to leave, it's nothing personal. I'm just thinking of fun and interesting ways to touch your mom

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Seeing someone smile to themselves after doing a microscopic good. 10/10

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Severance but with using the bathroom instead of going to work

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

You gotta take the good with the bad. I hate having to shit but I love getting to fart. Can't have your cake and eat it too

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The U.S. war on Iran is estimated to have already cost taxpayers over $2 billion dollars.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Midwest emo is just normal emo to a midwesterner like me

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Now that I live in a city with cyclists, what is with the aversion to riding on the sidewalk for maybe 20 feet to keep things moving smoothly?

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Nobody tells you people will send that "i tried to kms last night but fuck me ig" texts for the rest of your life

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Don't get me started on man-hating unless you're prepared for the possibility that I won't let it go

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I think busses should have cow catchers on em and if you're parked wrong they just hit your car

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Watching Big Bang Theory clips, call that a Big Bang Thesis

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

When someone describes themselves as a "hopeless romantic" all that tells me is that they are the one who gets broken up with and all that leads me to ask is why. That phrase should be retired

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

A group of schizophrenics CANNOT play pretend. The weakest link WILL cause group psychosis

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

If I could speak Arabic, I'd use it exclusively with my cats

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Recession indicator: Zuzu pets are back

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Why is it kinda woke-clocking when someone knows what is and isnt a HIPPA violation?

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Everyday I try to embody a slightly more put together cookie monster pajamas girl

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Push-ups are stupid! I'm calling it. You do more pulling than pushing day to day and when you do push, its with your legs. Useless excersize. Fuck you.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I wanna see the focus test results for changing Sierra Mist to 'Starry', cause I don't believe this was the winner. I'm gonna keep calling it Sierra Mist. Sounded better.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Ever since the death of Kirk, my tits feel heavier. The world is healing

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Upping my game and taking my T blocker before a workout

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Don't walk into a room where I'm already 3/5ths into my video essay and ask me to tell you about the topic. If you wanted to know you would've been here and quiet at the start of the lesson

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

A roommate called me boring because I prefer informational content...

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I think honey should be the default flavor of flavored medicines. Who actually likes that cherry flavor??

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

"Googles 'Can I vacuum seal my baby?'. No?? Why not? Ass fixation?? What does that have to do with vacuum sealing my baby?"

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

What if I started working out and learning to fight to my threats weren't as empty anymore? Hmm 🤔

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Militsioner, the game with the giant policeman, would be a lot scarier if it were a proud boy looking cop with a giant gun and a complex

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Me and my partner broke up and one of the first songs I heard was in the pizza place by my house, immediately recognized as Boygenius, Bite the Hand. How did they know?

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Some of y'all need to be more careful online. This is not the same internet it was 20 years ago. Stay safe out here

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

This is devastating. I lost my earwax jar 😥

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I need someone to do a video essay analysis of advertisements in Roku City. The real ads are meant to almost blend into the streetside. But then there's a Times Square section covered in *fake ads*. And why does State Farm have a neocity game and I've only heard about in Roku City???

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I got catcalled for the first time irl yesterday. Ot was midnight, bro was whistling and everything. I did NOT like it.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Teaching a monkey to toss a pizza pie up into the air. Will update.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Women take longer to pee cause we gotta re-tuck after

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Amazon Basics bullet resistant backpack

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

It's nice to know when the anxiety is just me projecting. Most people aren't looking at what I'm doing on my phone on the bus. That's just something I think is happening because I'm reading all your texts and watching you scroll Facebook and TikTok on the bus.

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Genderbender but to nonbinary only

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Hey, people who lock their car and make it honk like 10 times. Is it locked yet? Are you sure? Better click it a few more times to be certain

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I heard in the new Superman movie, he deported all the White people from Earth to Planet Caucus or something. I haven't seen it yet. Is this true?

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

First thing I opened my eyes to this morning was my wife ripping a fat fucking fart right into my fat fucking face

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

But guyyyss. Without Ozempic how is General Motors gonna make record breaking profits??

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Prolly.Holly @dumassnora.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Pride month is over! I can be homophobic again!

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