Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you find one of your old Tumblr photos on someone’s bearporn page.. I think this was one of my better pics from back then at least! 1211
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven’t felt very sexy recently which has taken a toll on my libido. But you know what helps? The cute guy who I always see at the pool sidled up next to me in the shower afterwards and struck up a conversation complimenting me on my body and powerful swimming stroke. 180
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just had a cubby electrician come by to replace a few outlets and my lord I would have sucked the living daylights out of his dick if I wasn’t such a chicken to ask 040
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Took the long mosey up the beach past the driftwood to hang out with the other nudies 1291
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Middle of the woods and no one is around.. let’s fuck by the lake 0281
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A few long days of driving has really made my knee sore.. I need a volunteer to rub it down and maybe get me an ice pack? Among other things. 1261
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sometimes you just have to stop off the side of the highway and take a dip in a body of water you’ve never swam in 0292
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After getting sweaty mowing and trimming the lawn there really is only one thing to do before showering 0320
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It’s entirely too hot out to keep the bush for the summer 0330
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I honestly never thought I’d try this but here we are 1170
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Never in my life have I had the urge to lock my dick up in a cage but for some reason I woke up this morning craving it while at the same time having a big burly man just absolutely have his way with me. What does it all mean?! 040
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Woke up from my nap with a slight issue 1793
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Who wants to come help me with yard work and get all sweaty? 1461
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Received my delivery from @sweatyjohnson69.bsky.social and holy fuck I couldn’t be happier. I love them so much! I can’t even pick a favourite. 1815
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Had the morning off for the first time in forever and I had to take advantage by getting out this huge load all over my work boots 2290
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Taking a break from yard work and felt a draft… oh, I seem to have ripped these jeans at some point 1240
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Warmer-ish weather makes for breaks behind the shed, though as you can see it’s still chilly today 2461
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It’s fat cock Friday but again it’s bloody cold out. So here’s some belly, big balls, bush, and a mushroom. 1573
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Here’s a softie for your Saturday #allballs 1372
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Morning off, so this is how I’m being lazy 1240
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I need some help to blow off some steam.. any takers? 5602
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 07/02/2026It’s a cold bitch outside today and my dick is not impressed. 2370
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Happy FCF! Could use a hand, or otherwise, at the moment. 1451
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Ok, this one is much more recent and I think it’s my favourite of the year. 3510
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Not from this year but still a favourite pic of mine 0310
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Horny as fuck today.. could use a good mouth on my fat cock 0331
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 11/12/2025A before/after of scrolling through pics. Also, my new favourite cock ring. 0530
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 04/11/2025When the hot contractor at work teases you with his hairy butt crack you cum all over some boots when you get home 0391
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 20/10/2025When I’m stuck in a hotel this is how I pass the time. 1623
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 12/10/2025New kink unlocked.. holy fuck was that hot!! 1685
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I don’t know what it is about hotels but holy shit I almost got my face. 1520
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 14/09/2025How I woke up from today’s hungover nap 0430
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Two mornings in a row waking up rock hard due to dreams where I was sucking mutuals dicks. What does it all mean?! 150
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Could a get a bit of help here pulling these down the rest of the way? 41199
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 01/08/2025A TB/FCF to last summer, sitting in the back shed watching a storm roll by 1540
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Anyway, it’s probably unrelated but here’s my fat ass for humpday. 2785
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I’m not sure what energy it is that I’m putting out into the world, but in the last two weeks I’ve had two straight, married friends tell me they want to fuck me, like legit. 2130
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Happy hump day! Just in from mowing the lawn in the blazing heat.. anyone wanna get more sweaty with me before hopping in the shower? 2693
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Quote this pic with your favourite cock pic 🍆🍆🍆 1521
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Saggy balls Saturday? Is that a thing? 2863
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Does this work for tummy Tuesday? (Also sorry for not labeling last nights pic.. has been dealt with) 1370
Mr. Dullthedoldrums @dullthedoldrums.bsky.social · 23/05/2025It’s a fat cock. It’s Friday. It’s Fat Cock Friday. 1450