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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
From Twin Peaks: Our last glimpse of Josie Packer, miserable and terrified, as she is sucked into a bureau knob for unknown reasons.Josie Packer in the bureau knob forever.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Given that it’s spooky season, I started watching horror movies (well, I’m never not doing that at this point, but for the sake of the seo or whatever I’m supposed to worship lately…) The Bride! was a gorgeous, wonderful mess! So fucking good and weird. #filmsky
Jessie Buckley as The Bride!, hanging out the window of a car she’s driving, shouting with triumph and joy! 

She’s wearing a black and white fur wrap and a black net over her wild white and blonde hair. It looks like she has a black eye on the left and she has a black stain on her mouth from something they used to bring her back to life. The car is black and they are driving down a country road.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Settling in for an evening of reading… if I can retrieve my book 😬 #caturday #dogsofbluessky 📚💙
In the foreground, there is a black and white cat laying on a pile of books on a bed. He seems unlikely to move, very studious. There is a blonde pooch in the background. She is rocking an underbite and a long suffering expression: “Reading is sooooo boring 🫤🙄.”
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finally got ahold of VenCo by Cherie Dimaline a couple of nights ago and keep trying to sneak in reading time, despite previous obligations. These are the witches I’ve been looking for ✨ 💙📚
A hard cover copy of VenCo by Cherie Dimaline from the library on top of a grey sheet. The book has VenCo written in white twice and CoVen in purple in between, with a black background.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Willow sits in the library next to a pile of books. She scans an ancient tome to enter it into an internet database, thereby summoning Moloch the demon in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She has on a bunchy, striped, burgundy, olive, and green striped sweater, and her hair is in a pony tail.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well I don’t know about you but I certainly wept through half of Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and left feeling exhausted but giddy, on the lookout for mine own Little Death…
Two women embracing standing up, in what looks like a sunrise or sunset in the snowy conifer woods but the snowy conifer woods are clearly a painted background. They both have big, poofy jackets on. The sky is a lovely color of orange, with a tinge of blood orange on top. The text reads, “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” and the “Sex” “and Death” are in overlapping hearts, shot through with an arrow. Hannah Einbinder and Gillian Anderson sit together as Kris and Billy, watching the first Camp Miasma movie  being projected from behind them. They are completely caught up in whatever’s on screen. Kris is wearing a comfy sweater and loose jeans. Billy is in gorgeous high femme, with full makeup, a turban, and a 40s style grey and black dress with shoulder pads.Little Death is ready to go on a rampage. He’s in a loose-fitting, slightly see-through plastic onesie, holding a gnarly looking two-sided spear at the ready. His head is an old school camera lense.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Aaaaannd him too 🥹💗
An equally handsome, much fatter grey cat with a white belly and feet is sleeping on a bed. His top half is flopped over and his back legs are wiiiiiide open.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yep. Definitely my cat.
A very handsome cat, with a white front and a black mask, sits regally on a fallen over stack of books on a bed.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
!!! Clearing out my storage this morning, I came across Percival Everett’s book Half an Inch of Water! It’s a collection of loosely connected short stories about some folks living in the Western US. A beloved book I’d totally forgotten about, lol. Anyway, it’s wonderful.
The cover of Half and Inch of Water by Percival Everett. The image is the grey-green outline of a cowboy on a bucking horse. The background is a kind of rainbow of orange, salmon, and olive green.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Becoming Baba Yaga by Kris Spisak. I’m not that far in, but it has some lovely bits. It’s the format of Women Who Run With the Wolves but only Baba Yaga stories, from ancient history to present day.
The book “Becoming Baba Yaga: Trickster, Feminist, and Witch of the Woods” by Kris Spisak. The cover image is of an olive-skinned woman, her auburn hair blowing in the wind. There is a house walking on chicken feet in the background. The weather is stormy.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wyck from Widows’s Bay says, “Fog took him.” He is wearing several layers, including a red shirt and a heavy overcoat, and standing in a room, probably the mayor’s office.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love wandering the stacks of the library, where I’ll pull out random titles that catch my eye. Today’s find is Padoskoks: a Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery by Joseph Bruchac, who I primarily know as an author of children’s books?!? The red and yellow spine and the font got me. I’m simple person. 💙📚
This is a book with red on the tops half of the cover, except “Joseph Bruchac Padoskoks,” which is written in yellow. On the yellow bottom half, there is a criptid-looking creature drawn in red, with horns on its head and spikes down its back. “A Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery” is written across the bottom in red.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love wandering the stacks of the library, where I’ll pull out random titles that catch my eye. Today’s find is Padoskoks: a Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery by Joseph Bruchac, who I primarily know as an author of children’s books?!? The red and yellow spine and the font got me. I’m simple person. 💙📚
This is a book with red on the tops half of the cover, except “Joseph Bruchac Padoskoks,” which is written in yellow. On the yellow bottom half, there is a criptid-looking creature drawn in red, with horns on its head and spikes down its back. “A Jacob Neptune Murder Mystery” is written across the bottom in red.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
✨💖📚😭
The most exciting meal a kid could have in Scholastic Book Fair days: a pepperoni personal pan pizza, cut in four slices.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Have you read any of his not horror books? They are also cosmic strange and wonderful-weird.
Illustration from the Stephen Gammell book, Is That You, Winter? in which there is a snowy, treacherously mountainous scene. A rickety looking house is on top of one jutting peak and a rickety looking truck appears to have jumped from a cliff to a jutting peak attached to the first by a tiiiiiiiiny, precarious bridge.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I frequently have no idea why I put books on hold at the library by the time I pick them up (or get them on Libby), and Spoilt Milk by Avery Curran is no exception. Half a chapter in, I think it’s because it’s a lesbian pulp throwback and I am SO IN!
A hard-back library book called Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran. The cover is a picture of white-seeming girl-seeming students with cute bobs, looking excited about something off-screen to the right. The left half is lavender color being covered by red blood dripping from the right half.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thank you for the inspiration! I hope you get a woodchuck! I actually managed an in-focus shot of this bug this morning. (See that tiny dot on the end of my fingernail? lol) No idea what it is yet…
Extremely cute, tiny mystery bug on the end of a dark green painted fingernail. The bug has delicate, spotted wings, like crepe paper. The background of the picture is shaded desert landscape, under a mesquite tree, but it’s very blurry because the tiny bug is actually in focus!
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Omgeeeee I wonder if this dopey looking buddy knows Serendipity??
The cover of a 70s children’s book. A very cute, hot pink sea serpent with a chartreuse ridge of spikes or feathers from head to tail. The text on top reads: “A Serendipity book,” then “Serendipity, written by Bill Cosgrove, illustrated by Robin James.” Along the bottom, it says, “The moral of this story is: knowing who you really are will bring you happiness.”
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Is this guy a hunk or what. #caturday
A close up of a very handsome medium haired silver grey cat with a goatee all the way down his chest and gorgeous sea foam eyes.A very handsome medium haired silver grey cat with his eyes closed contentedly.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wtf is this The point is to pour the right combination of lava and water into this woman to… keep the treasure intact? Inside of her throat? So the tiny many can be released into her open mouth and get the treasure out? Ok. I gotta go to bed.
An ad for a game on Popular Mechanics, picturing a woman laying on her back with and open mouth and jewels in her throat. There is lava, water, and a little man in a contraption above her. Presumably the little man has to get the jewels.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Is revenge in furniture like when Josie Packard got trapped in the drawer knob but opposite?
Joan Chen as Josie Packard, seen in the drawer knob she’s just been sucked into by some unknown force.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
But AI goes with everything.
Four made-from-colorful-construction-paper Sesame Street birds seem to be chatting happily. The closed captions say,  “Oh, shit.”A cartoon of a white kid with shoulder length blonde hair, in a red shirt, blue shorts, and cleats, and a black kid with dread locks, in a lavender and purple polka dotted shirt, purple shorts and tennis shoes. They both look happy. Closed captions say, “Oh, shit.” Elmo from Sesame Street says, “Oh, my God,” Bert from Sesame Street in his house, looking toward the camera. Ernie is in the background with a hoola hoop. One of them says, “You did it, Bernice. You’re dead.” According to the closed captions.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
1. Bette Davis by Barbara Leaming, In Praise of Floods by James C. Scott, Lote by Shola Von Reinhold, and It Came From the Closet, ed. Joe Vallese (a re-read) 2. Er… next one? All Our Relations by Winona Duke and Little Rot by Akwaeke Emezi for sure. 3. Favorite? Spread Me by Sarah Gailey
Three books: Lote by Shola Von Reinhold (the cover is kind of pearlescent/satiny pink with an image of a tear drop glass tchotchke with a peacock inside), It Came From the Closet ed. Joe Vallese (the cover art is a creepy rainbow behind a headstone and a pink, swishy hand coming out of the grave), and Little Rot by Akwaeke Emezi (cover art bright orange with chartreuse text. Maroon and purple grey smudgy blobs are all over it.)
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#catsofbluesky #lapsofbluesky #nochoresmornings
A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, nose down sleepily because of good pets.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Good morning! Or whatever time… No doing chores for me yet, apparently.
A fluffy black and white cat on my lap, looking at the camera with his grey-green eyes.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thank you!!! I’m so sorry for your allergies, those are the worst! I will keep posting pics of this guy. And his brother. 💗💗💗💗💗💗 (He is *not* obsessed with backpacks.)
A grey cat with a white chin is laying on a soft blanket on a bed. A pile of books is next to him.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is Octavio. He’s obsessed with backpacks. He believes a sniff has not been properly snuffed until the subject has gone IN to his nostril, at least a little bit. #caturday #backpacks #sniffs
The same fluffy black and white cat laying on the same backpack. This time, he’s looking off into the distance, presumably contemplating sniffs. Or backpacks.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #catsofbluesky
A fluffy black and white cat laying on a green backpack, which is zipper up. The cat, Octavio, is looking up at the camera.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My little Yerba Mansa oasis.
Several potted Yerba Mansa plants and some aloe in the back.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is Octavio. He’s obsessed with backpacks. #catsofbluesky #backpacksofbluesky
A fluffy, black and white cat is laying on his side on the back of a yellow and grey backpack on the floor. He’s got his paws in the left arm strap.The same fluffy black and white cat, now hugging the backpack strap.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #cats
A fluffy black and white cat is curled up on a zipper-down grey and yellow backpack on the floor.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is Octavio. He identifies as a pretty, pretty princess, an escape artist, and a lover of backpacks and twist ties. #catsofbluesky #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
The same fluffy black and white cat laying across the same two backpacks with paws crossed demurely, from the front this time, with his fluffy grey brother/lover now off to the left.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Backpacks: An Obsession, Chronicled #demure #catsofbluesky
A long-haired, black and white cat lays across two backpacks on a bed, with his paws crossed demurely in front of him.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
There is a forced feeling romantic side plot that takes us away from these Grand Dames more than I would like, though it is a break from the uncomfortable tension between them.
A still from the Hagsploitation movie What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? Ruth Gordon as Alice Dimmock and Geraldine Page as Mrs. Marable are sitting at a table in the evening. Mrs. Marable is smoking a cigarette.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Latest #Hagsploitation watch: Whatever Happened to Aunt Alice? (1969) “Whatever makes her garden grow… wouldn’t you like to know?” Geraldine Page plays Claire Marrable always slightly off, Ruth Gordon as Mrs. Alice Dimmock takes no guff.
Movie poster. The text is the title: What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice, in white. There is an image of a feminine, white face mostly buried, one blue eye looking out at us. She has what might be blood or dirt running in rivulets down her right cheek. A white masculine person is in the background, standing in a menacing way, holding a knife, and a house is on fire off to the left.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Jokes on you, they’re going to yell at me to carry them around while I try to get some chores done instead.
A fluffy black and white cat on the top of the picture, his grey brother leaning against his back. They are laying on a bed w a green cover and a rainbow blanket. Both are looking at the camera.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Love Lies Bleeding movie poster, in which the camera is looking up at Katie O’Brian (left) and Kristen Stewart (right) looking down at it. They are in the desert, with red earth and a wide blue sky behind them.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Both movies lag a bit but the effects (all from Mechte Mavstrechu) are incredible.
A round purple planet or space station with a sectioned orb sitting on it. A dark, starry sky is in the background.Red towering hoodoos against the red orb of another planet or moon.Cosmonauts in blue standing in front of a red, orange and yellow planet, a dark hoodoo (?) spire standing next to them.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A Dream Come True (Mechte Mavstrechu, 1963) on the other hand, ends in triumph, the cosmonauts returning with their version of the alien, who they have saved. “They came to [earth] with open hearts,” despite the concerns of the head scientist.
1/3 A Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov (Otar Koberidze), dressed in his cosmonaut outfit, holds a silver microphone in both hands, “Attention! People of the Earth. Turn on your TVs. That’s Mars speaking. Now you will see…”2/3 A crowd of white people stands in a plaza surrounded by grey, brutalist buildings. They are all facing the camera, behind which a screen displays Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov as he continues his announcement, “…a daughter of the far star, saved by your kindness and bravery.”3/3 A giant screen displays a grayish white woman with alien head gear on looking out at the crowd in the plaza as Cosmonaut Ivan Batalov continues his announcement, “She is with us, and breathes the Earth air, though [she] was born under a different son.”
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This one ends with earth maybe being taken over by the Queen’s alien offspring that the astronauts hand over to the authorities who will “take all necessary precautions” with them. (In the movie, they pulsate.)
A platter full of salmon-colored alien eggs, covered in a green gelatinous substance.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They do a really cool thing with her eyes when she’s mesmerizing the astronauts, though.
1. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green and she has red lipstick on. Her eyes are lit up, almost as if from the inside. Successive photos are the same, getting closer and closer to her eyes.2. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green we can really only see her green eyes, which are lit up, almost as if from the inside. The third photo is the same, but closer.3. A close-up still of Florence Marley from Queen of Blood. Her face is green we can really only see her green eyes, which are lit up, almost as if from the inside. 3/3, this is the closest closeup.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Queen of Blood (1966), credited to Curtis Harrington but basically stolen almost entirely from a Soviet movie, A Dream Come True (Mechte Navstrechu), is on lists of Hagsploitation movies.
Title card of the movie, Queen of Blood, written in dripping red letters over an abstract painting.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Watched Die! Die! My Darling, aka The Fanatic (1965), new obsession unlocked. I would watch and/or listen to Tallulah Bankhead do anything.
A Getty images photo of Tallulah Bankhead credited to “Sasha.” She is sitting sideway and relaxed in a chair, wearing a silk nightgown, looking directly at the camera, gorgeous.Poster for the movie “Fanatic” starring Tallulah Bankhead and Stefanie Powers with pictures of Bankhead’s eyes looking deranged in one and serene in the other. Stephanie Powers is on her knees in the bottom right corner. Tagline: Sledge-Hammer suspense to shock you from your seat.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I was signing a petition for a congressional candidate to be on the ballot yesterday and discovered no one is running for Arizona governor as a Republican. 😂😂😂
A list of gubernatorial candidates petitioning to be on the upcoming ballot in Arizona, all listed as having no party affiliation. There are no “Republican” petitioners.The remaining list of Arizona Gubernatorial petitioners to be on the upcoming ballot, one with no political affiliation and four Democratic candidates.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Apparently no one is running for Governor of Arizona as a Republican in the coming election. 😂😂😂
A list of people petitioning to run for Governor of Arizona, all of whom have claimed “None” as their party. There are no “Republican” petitioners.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Went to sign this an she’s not in my district but apparently no one is petitioning to run for AZ mayor as a republican 😂😂😂
A list of people petitioning to run for Governor of Arizona, with several petitioners claiming “no party.” There are no “Republican” petitioners.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Way
A picture of search results to a “Timothee Chalamet” search, with his date of birth, December 27, 1995, circled in red.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Someone will trim it back into submission soon. This is civilization. To force nature into proscribed shapes deemed beneficial for society or whatever, instead of supporting the tree to become the best cypress it can be, in an ecological system that it contributes to and receives resources from.
A closeup of round, cypress cones, each made up of segmented polygons, hanging from a branch.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’ve been sitting in the thick shade of this big Cyprus every day for lunch while it’s still cool enough to be outside (back down to the 80s this week!). It is trimmed into a cone, but branches have broken out of formation every which way.
The photographer is looking up from the base of a tall, conical cypress tree with some random branches sticking out against the blue sky behind it.
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Hagsploitated @dulcetspacecadet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I tried to take pictures 😭 they never do the real thing justice
A failed attempt to capture the moon coming up into some pastel pink sunset clouds.
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