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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 13h

Get both Legend of Zelda and GTA to experience the Ocarina of Crime

He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look, we all know that Hank standardizing the grocery store is lovely, but Anna Garcia being unhinged in the background while dressed like SpongeBob is incredible.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remember the last decent episode of Game of Thrones? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Partner got this incredible candid of me 🥰

A candid picture of me ethereally backlit in a Taco Bell.

Taco Bellissimo.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Opossum stuffies are the best because as they get more worn and bedraggled over the years, they just look more and more opossum.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Hitachi, thanks for the backhoe, do you have anything else I might need?" Hitachi: "I've got your back, hoe"

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Whose Line walked so Make Some Noise could skip to my fucking loo.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A Primatology Thesis written about the correlation between relative scarcity and violent hierarchies in primate populations focusing on chimpanzees and bonobos, Sulawezi macaques and Toque Macaques, snub nose monkey populations in seasons of feast and famine as well as populations of homo sapiens.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Step 1: create AI Step 2: know that it's not super useful Step 3: push it with all your might anyway It may seem weird, like you know it sucks, but you're for it anyway? Step 4: build the data centers (driving up the price of components) Step 5: ai flops Step 6: sell "computing" as a subscription

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I feel like Hayes Steele and Fanoli would be like if Statler and Waldorf hated each other 🤣

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A Capybara is roommates with a Goose. That's it, that's the show.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

My DJ Name would be "Anomalous Weed Usage"

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

"Back to the ol' grind" -Tony Hawk

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

How tf do wasps get so small? Google smallest wasp. Wtf? It's just wasps all the way down.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Friends who have sex: friends with benefits Friends who get married: friends with tax benefits

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I like to imagine there was someone in ancient Mesopotamia shaking their first in the sky cursing Ea Nasir to have his name be synonymous with shitty copper forevermore. As a finger curls on a monkey's paw.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Particles: the smallest of Greek Heroes.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

All I'm saying is that suddenly being at a Waffle House with no idea how you got there is like 40% of their business.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Orangutans being orange and having NOTHING to do with the word orange is the same level of etymological coincidence as the Tower of Babel having nothing to do with "babble".

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I'd like to thank Sam Reich for bringing back the idea of wealthy patrons supporting their jesters.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sometimes I look at my coffee grinder and wonder if the "kief" could be used to make a monstrous espresso.

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

y'all the empire/first order are right wing extremists and Indiana Jones fought Nazis and maybe the problem is that the fascists keep coming back, you ignorant meatball

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Millions of people have seen the greatest nap of my life.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

This has always been what capitalism would lead to.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Headcanon: the governing body of Kens in Barbieland is called The Kenate.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I'd been wondering exactly how America will end and this ad I scrolled by seems like a strong contender.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Every time a baby monkey goes viral, I'm reminded how we're hard-wired to find baby primates cute.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

We need more guys named Max as a society. Things are feeling pretty Min.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

A prompt I'd LOVE to see on Make Some Noise: Old Deuteronomy from Cats reaction to being renamed "Old Neuteronomy" after being fixed.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

My favorite character in Frieren is the bass player.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Release the files and jail the 'philes

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Them: are you flipping off the president? Me: gesture's privilege.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

You can't tell me Shakespeare wasn't at least TEMPTED to name a character "Fellatio"

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Seeing a lot of AI Slop ads. Fake people promoting fake products at fake prices to a fake audience. All this can fake off.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

This cat is more photogenic than I'll ever be.

Tabby Cat with soft lighting and piercing green eyes.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment

I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I'm getting more and more ads for services to put bills on payment plans. We are not ok.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I didn't know beavers (literal) lived in my area. Saw a couple in the past few weeks 😮

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I don't care how good of a driver you normally are, get behind the wheel of a Nissan Altima, the spirit of the Altima takes over.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Hey, I've struggled with TERRIBLE handwriting my entire life and I'm only just now finding out about Motor Dysgraphia for the first time. Would've saved me a LOT of frustration to find this out much sooner.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

A muppet Hanson cover band named Henson.

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He/Himbo (He/They) @dukeofburl.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

A strip club where at the end of the night they play "closing time" while the people on stage get dressed.

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